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The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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Latest Episodes:

TMS 2077: Oogachaka Babytech Mar 04, 2021

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Give me the peen! I need the Vaccine. Blendersofa, when the walls fell. 'All Your Base' Is Nearly Eligible For Its COVID Vaccine. Me Played By Me. Even Third Eagle has a Place. People Like The Bumble! The chicken was a dancing baby! Meat Pies & Wine with Gidgit! We asked for PG boobies, they wouldn't give us PG boobies. The Bibby Glaive. A question so sweet, we all got Diabetus. It's Scottypoos turn to answer. I give the accents in Far and Away zero potatoes out of five. Give It To Me. Give Me That Hot Vaccine. Amazon vants your business, ya vohl. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2076: Zurich is Still Wrong Mar 03, 2021

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That'll Teach Him To Bring A Knife To A Cock Fight! Canada, Still not in the EU. Who Has The Clog Shoes & The Windmills? Rosebelly Movie? Cloretz Monief Magunga. THERE'S NO SPIT! France is nothing but Paris and wastelands. Germany is weird. Cock-A-Doodle-DON'T! I Don't Trust D. Beeeeeeeee. What's Under Naked? Ex-Semi-Pro Farm League Baseball Player. Jammin' the unit up the nose. Fudge Tokens with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2075: Sippin on Gin and Raisins Mar 01, 2021

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Don't put all your eggs in one a-hole. Get Some Johnson and Johnson in your Johnson. Same Story, Irregardless Of Man Or Lady Parts! Assassin's Creed: Enema. Rectum? Darn Near Scrambled 'Em! Build a Bot to Lick your Butt. What Was The Egg That Broke The Camel's Anus?? How do you make Egg Salad? Warning! Lacquer thinner is not, I repeat NOT, a haircare product. I Still Don't Have Arthritis! Thanks Raisins! Do you like new country or racist country? Isn't there a chimp who is a detective called something Chimp? Terminae. There should only be one, highlander Film and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2074: Soup whiskey Feb 25, 2021

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Join for the Meat, stay for the Gravy. Mars Rover, Mars Rover, Let Dirt Come Over. How to Gently Scold a Lynx. Look At My Wand!! I don't like Logitech Geeeeeeee Hub. A pipe bomb for a boy is a little on the nose. Ya think? Grandma Butterbean Fell Out Today. She was a Nunko Pop. I Will Rip Off My Clothes, Please Put it in Me. Beautiful assistants never have a name. 3 Corpses & a Soundboard was my college porn website name. 1-Eyed Weirdos on Mars. A Three Inch Wide Rabbit Hole! Rueben Smells Like Beef and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2073: Froccoli and Fotatoes Feb 24, 2021

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Then you shall have no smell, no logic, and no Lt. Yar. A Fist Full of Craisins and a Face Full of Cologne. There's a Lot We Can Learn from Red Dwarf. What do you expect me to smell and taste in bed? Lego Hobbes & Shaw. SAY COLUMBIA HOUSE! Don't Give Whats his nugget an award. A Myriad of Smelly Gels. Did Your Tooth Just Fall Out?! Paging Tyler Durden, You MAY Have Covid! The Spit Goes in the Sack Butt. I don't like clubs with CDeeeeeeeeeees. He's NOTHING Like The Cleggs I Knew! Dark Murdery Kind. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2072: The Jim Reeves Life Alert Feb 23, 2021

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From The Top To Phlebotomist. Put Your Sweet Lips Closer To The Phone. Kale in your Butthole Levels of Credit. Right Through, Like Kale in Your Butthole. ERCOT is without honor. I don't like Jim Reeeeeeeeves. Rogue Goose in Denver. Tony the Tiger's a Cokehead, right? Oops, All Crackberries. Scott's got a nice plump one. How's Jamie Lynn Spears Doin... Never mind. I don't Care. Excuse Me, Do you have Jim Reeves in a Can? All the Little Kids Really Hate That Kix. Unfriending the Dead with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2071: Barry Excited Feb 22, 2021

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Who is Rorschach? That's The Question. Daft Punk and Tennille. Barry Gordon James Levit Fraggle Scott Bibby Show! Unsolved Mystery Solved! Receiving the Playstation Vaccine. All Roads Lead to Kaley Cuoco. Resin-Ass Evil. There are FOUR nut kicks! Crystallized Internet Entity. You know a Deuce when you see it. Kevin is Done With Your Routes. You Shall Have None in Littleton, None in West Denver, and No Lt. Yar! Don't Polish The Bishop, Knock Him Over! Counting pennies by the quarter with Bill. It Was Major Spoilers All Along. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2070: Dude Ways Feb 18, 2021

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Schmidt Happens! The Dog Exploded, or I need your EIN number. A Canadian, with the Yellow Pages, in the Nightstand. I'll take reversing the polarity of the warp core for 200, Geordi. Mystic River Or Pizza? There's Poop Potatoes! Cut the Feed! Tik Tok Teens Try Troubling Trend. 49.99$ Per Month! Deal's Off!! The dog exploded on my pile! He's a Delicious Honey Baked Ham. The 12 Phone Numbers of Prince Edward Island. Planetino and the Starlettes. The Offending Half Inch. Ghost Waffle Flavor. The Seven Minutes Of Terror With Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2069: Four Swedish Ladies & 12 Cats Feb 17, 2021

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There were many women on Scrubs. Close-Up of the Brithin' Space. Soory aboot Tim Horton's eh? We Don't Like Fleeeeeeeeets! Jonah Hill Is Big, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! Release the Laser Head. Wickedly Handsome, Dirty Fat man. CSI: Mukbang. My Stormtrooper is looking at my crotch. Hornythology. Main Stream Weenie. Squirtle was my nickname in college. I like a little sideways fish. thats not brown at all. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2068: THE CAKE WAS A BABY! Feb 16, 2021

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Do I like Ted Cruz's haircut? Let me mullet over. Nobody Puts Baby in a Cupcake. Lack Of Chair, Lack Of Hair, Lack Of Clare. Weezer's weird right? Did You Put An Egg In Your Ginger Hair? MANY Naked Meth-heads. What Do Strong People Rip Now? You KNOW How To Earn Some Beads. Floridian Rhapsody. One of the Seven Numbers. Somewhere There Is A Phonebook! Lars Vandalay: Importer & Exporter Extroidinaire! Meat from Down Under, if ya know what I mean. Reconciliation with Justin and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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