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The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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Latest Episodes:

TMS 2086: Half Vaxxedn Mar 22, 2021

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COVID Shut Down Dicks. Is this the line for the vaccine or In-N-Out? My Sediments Exactly. Moderna Tastes Like Dolly Parton. Get a Proper Meat. Your Banana Split Construction Technique is WITHOUT HONOR! Who Punched What's-His-Name on 2020? No, the other Cheech. Three Stooges Pie. I'm Manually Turned On! Do You Want the Chicken Line or the Beef Line? Herdin' the Sheps. In Today's Game, You Both Get a BM. Bed Bath and Whatever. Making Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMSPM for 3-19-2021: Vaccinated, Lubricated, and Inebriated Mar 19, 2021

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All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right Now, We Owe You Money! Give Us A Mouthful Of Your Orange Chicken. Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub? Kim left out in the car with the windows cracked. Use the Password Luke, it's Luke1234. Funky Cold Moderna. The Chat Doesn't Care about your HOA. May cause coughing. You can't shake a burrito! Grandpa Badpassword. Smelly druggist friend, Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM.

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TMS 2085: Going Cold Turdy Mar 18, 2021

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The Mooney Shot. Department of Futury Business. Eat 9 soapy grapes and call me in the morning. Peter Piper Pleasured his Privates with Pickles. Was his Pickle a Dill-Do? Spitsburg is next to Swallowsberg. Zack Snyder has a 4:3 Brain. Step-Moms Popping Zits. More Fungability. Blockchain Laundering 101. Life Comes at You Fast, and if You Don't Move, You'll Get Hit by a Car. Wasn't Aviation Gin was that one really cool Jedi from Episode 2?! Move Up In the Shriveled Fruit Category. Faint Fruity Smell. Uploading sperm to the moon with Bobby! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2084: Beta Ray Bale Mar 17, 2021

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Stop Rubbing Your Balls. Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh. Opus The Penguin, He's A Duck, Right? Marmaduke was a red dog, right? It's All Peggy Flemberton's Fault. Second-Rate Garfield. Down in the Turd Water. SO MANY Places We Could Stick The Meh! Fart Lauderdale. Sucky Peppercorns. The Woke Mafia Was My Favorite 90s Rap Trio. You just threw away your coffee maker, dipshit. Batman, the comicbook animal. Loungey Crooning With Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2083: There's an Enya over that letter Mar 16, 2021

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Beef Borgnine. Bitin' Pillows and Makin' Biscuits. All the Internet is Your Dirty Comic. Two Jabbers, One Podcast. Canoli-19 is Not Too Sweet. Make my water hard. Showering in a Big Booger. Vaccine of the Apes. This is my walking around helmet. Looks Like a Guy Who Might Pee on Some Seats. I Will Break You, and Your Rules. First come, first served... in the butt. Gotta Clean them Pipes SON! FEMA FOMO with JrY. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2082: Catloaf Mar 15, 2021

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Just About Got to See John's Wick. A Claw to the Sack. Bill only Has Small Nuts. The Daylight Savings Rebellion. There can be only one Beeeee Geeeeee. This watch gives me wood. That's not a Snausage! Let's Toss The Copper. Rushing to draw a line in the sand. How do you inhale with your butt? Get ready to get a fricking claw to the sack. I'll Own an Anvil Before I Own a House. Purple Hair.....Don't Care. FINDING STUFF In Barns With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2081: 28 Centimeters Later Mar 11, 2021

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What Rhymes With Ibbott? Weiner Jokes Were THRUST Upon You!! I Don't Like Naked Panda Express Orgieeeeeeee! What's in a name with Booby Frankenbooger. Once your vaccinated, you can be a mother hugger. Shovel Orange Chicken, Promote Ahead of Peers. As Tall as Jeff Goldblum. Back Behind The Beads On Disney+. Why Is His Doodle Out? Orange Jumpsuit Chicken?? How Cool Would A Galaga Board Be?? Francis MacDormand Won A Golden Globe For Pooping In A Bucket! This vase really wants to defeat Flash Gordon. Taking a Moment to Pause...With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2080: Jess, Tess, & Bess Mar 10, 2021

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Lovingly Caressing a Turd with a Tongue. Guardia La Forge. Like A Fatter Roger Stone? Penetrated by Dog Tongue. what show were the Jetsons on? The Farnsworth Connection. You can never have too many Pips! Don't Talk About My Muppet Babies! So that's what Purell tastes like! Utah Murder Connection! Butter Bum In Paris. New Girl, who dis? It's The Finaaaaaaal Season. Cameras...EXPOSED with Tom! Torrenting Ferb with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2079: Conger Adulations Mar 09, 2021

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Clearly a warehouse of dildos. The chips in your arm are free. Guac is extra. A Tape for Measuring your Package. I Liked Visiting The Sacramento Beeeeeeeeeeeee! What Is Goofus & Gallant Up To Anyways, You Know They Have Talent! Nobody likes moist snacks. The Bird Was Self-Yeeting Into The Office. Do Turkeys Have Teeth Because I like Seriously Wanted To Know. Ding-Dong, RingCan Ween Calling! Pupets of the Leftists. From Afros to Mini-fridges: A TMS Journey. Always Go Lump. Rhymes with Chickless. I Still Love the Show A Lot. Finger the Loop of the Hero. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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TMS 2078: Put the pipe between the buns Mar 08, 2021

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I Don't Like Decaf Teaaaaaaaaaa. Sticking a Little German In You! Are You Prepared To Receive My Swabbed Anus? Good for Preventing Death. Raise Your Hand If You Don't Like To Fart. Now that's a Walnut of a Different Color! Are You A Freak And A Patron? When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Hamburger Buns. Decafstration Tea. You Gotta Keep 'Em Caffeinated. Get Your Blood Ready, It's Going To Be Sucked. Thank You Roman Chowdhurry! Come Together Right Now and Get a Jab. Professional Hording with Bill. Watercooler Wandavision with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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