The Luke and Pete Show

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Episode 126: Giving yourself a mountain to climb Dec 20, 2018

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Hello to you all! You're very welcome in the Land of Luke and Pete. If you do visit us, expect to experience tales of a remarkable man climbing a huge rock, and the following:

- Monkeys stealing crisps

- Weird flavours of ice cream

- Raw chicken

- Things your mum steals from work

...and that's just one email. Elsewhere, there's discontinued food products, more on porn star Ben Dover and much, much more. Don't sleep on it.

Talk to us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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Episode 125: Is that a man inside there? Dec 17, 2018

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Greetings Luke and Peters! We're back, you literally can't get rid of us. This time around, among other things, we hear about a robot presented to a robotics expo that turned out to be not quite as it seemed, we marvel and worry simultaneously about the new social points system in China, and we obviously hear from you guys, including a listener who smashed his own face in and was rescued by a man in an anorak called Lucky Pete.

No, not that one. We said 'lucky'.

Get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow,com

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Episode 124: Don't eat the yellow snow Dec 13, 2018

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Pete has learnt that pollution is so bad in China that it's apparently turning the snow yellow. Meanwhile, Luke is lucky to be here after running a road race in temperatures as low as -22C. What a cold start to this week's episode!

And, with the help of you lovely listeners, our two eponymous anti-heroes also talk about school talent shows, internet criticism, and bogeys. Yes, bogeys. Deal with it.

To tell us your best weather stories, or anything else for that matter: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Episode 123: Errol Flynn's duck centipede Dec 10, 2018

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It's Monday! But don't despair, because Luke and Pete have got your back. We'll stick with you your whole commute through (providing it's not longer than about 30 minutes), and regale you with tales of the first ever traffic lights, PETA having a bit of a mare, and Pete's recent trip to Cluj.

This episode also features a genuinely stunning story about the great Errol Flynn, involving ducks, pork and a long piece of string. Don't miss it. And also please don't try it.

We would love to hear from you: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Episode 122: Baked bean pizzas and Irn Bru chew bars Dec 06, 2018

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Hello everyone, and happy Thursday! The Luke and The Pete are back in the saddle and running the rule over yet more unplanned nonsense, including discontinued foodstuffs, Pete's first ever podcast, and spotting Eddie Izzard on the tube.

Elsewhere, there's another visit to North Sentinel Island (figuratively speaking, it's too dangerous to go there in person, as someone found out last week), Neil Young and Bob Dylan team up, and we hear from a very disgruntled listener...

To join forces with us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Episode 121: Finders Keepers Dec 03, 2018

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How much money would you find on the street and keep? Pete found 50p once and it changed his life. For a bit.

Listen in to hear more on that particular story (which kept the boy Donny in milk at school for at least a week) on your all-new Luke and Pete Show.

We also run the rule over more parental situations, including a our first ever grandparental lie, there's art theft, there's Bob Mortimer, and there's a return for the Weetagang.

Get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Episode 120: Pete on a bus shelter Nov 29, 2018

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It happened. Pete was once on the side of a bus shelter and it was on a bad hair day as well. Nightmare. In his line of work, presentation is everything. Tune in to hear more.

Elsewhere in this episode, we lament the passing of the great Stan Lee, we hear an incredible story about a drive-by blowdart attack in the middle of nowhere, and Luke lifts the lid on what it was like to grow up the grandson of a bakery magnate.

Ever been shot by a blowdart? Let us know: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Episode 119: Do you want salt and vinegar? Nov 26, 2018

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The terrible twosome are back in the habit, and this time around they're talking about U-Boats and their toilets (quite unreliable, apparently), as well as the best fish n chip shops around, paintballing and the dangers within it, and cricket.

There's also a revisiting of the great Cosmo and Dibs debacle courtesy of a listener, and Pete 'Donny' Donaldson dishes out some advice. You have been warned.

Got a fish n chip shop worth shouting about? Email us: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Episode 118: Turtle Power Nov 22, 2018

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Luke once made up an impromptu dance to Partners in Kryme's seminal 1990 classic Turtle Power at a school disco with his mate John. There was absolutely no reason for it to happen. Meanwhile, Pete's been wandering around London looking for fences made from World War II stretchers - they're everywhere apparently.

Elsewhere on this episode there's time for near death experiences, the cleaning of a cat's anal glands, Pete's one man Bread-inspired stage show, and much, much more.

Got something to show off about? Don't be shy: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Episode 117: Return of the eight year old millionaire Nov 19, 2018

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Pete learns of Luke's exploits as a child involving trying to pull a fast one over the Tooth Fairy, and Pete reminds us all of his crush on Samantha Fox as an eight year old. There's also time to praise Peter Jackson's truly remarkable They Shall Not Grow Old, and following that we go from the sublime to the ridiculous as a listener tells us all about Lucozade flavoured Calippos. Unreal.

To tell us about the time you pretended to be someone else (that'll make sense when you listen), it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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