The Luke and Pete Show

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Episode 157: A Morph-less London Marathon Apr 08, 2019

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Greetings all, we're back on this drizzly Monday to offer you half an hour more content to help pass your commute/gym session/run/whatever it is you do while listening to us. In fact, what *do* you do while listening? Let us know.

Our resident doctor gets back in touch to answer Pete's medical questions, both Luke and Pete talk about their exploits with fake poo purchased from the joke shop, and then Pete announces he's incurred the wrath of the online alt-right brigade somehow. All in a day's work for Hartlepool's third most famous man (Jeff Stelling, the mayor who dressed up as Hangus the Monkey).

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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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Episode 156: Toenail removal Apr 04, 2019

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Hello everyone and a very warm welcome to this, your latest episode of The Luke and Pete Show! You're very welcome! Come in and make yourself at home.

On this occasion we cover a plethora of different subjects, including but not limited to, celebrity spots, Pete's Dad's obsession with comedian Rich Hall, dining etiquette, international carrot day, and having one's toenail removed.

And if you can't find something to enjoy in that little lot, God help ya!

To get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com and @lukeandpeteshow

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Episode 155: A dog in the playground Apr 01, 2019

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Welcome back to your all-new shiny episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Spring has sprung, so what better way to get out there and enjoy the sunshine than to pop this episode in your headphones? Don't answer that. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

This time around, there's talk about foreign food when we were growing up, there's a bit on April Fool's Day, a truly baffling Tom Hiddleston advert, a wonderfully boring school trip, and lots, lots more.

To get in touch, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, and we're @lukeandpeteshow on Twitter. Come and say hello!

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Episode 154: Pete Donaldson lorry attack Mar 28, 2019

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Episode 154: Pete Donaldson lorry attack

Welcome one and all, we're back in the studio and this time around dishing out red-hot chat on a variety of wide-ranging and different subjects, from webcam security to Zach Braff losing his temper, and from Arnold Schwarzenegger to Pete almost getting run over.

In addition to that of course, as is the custom, we hear from you the listener as well. In this episode we take into account the sheer size of Comanche country back in the Old West, a phobia that no-one, and we do mean no-one, has ever heard of before, and a very gruesome exhibit at a theme park.

Oh, and it's Mother's Day on Sunday, so don't forget to call your dear old mum. She misses you.

hello@lukeandpeteshow.com is the destination for all your missives. We're ready and waiting.

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Episode 153: Spring has sprung! Mar 25, 2019

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Luke's parents' tortoise has proven beyond all reasonable doubt that spring is now well and truly in the air, and on that happy note we get into this episode of The Luke and Pete Show. This time around there's chat about Jordan Peele's new movie Us, a theatre production of A Few Good Men, and of course a few of your emails too.

Pete also finds time to inform us all at what point he turned from Straight Edge into the boozer he is today, and bizarrely it involves 90s indie band Gay Dad.

To get in touch and have one of your stories read out, hit us up: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Episode 152: MOTs make me cry Mar 21, 2019

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Howdy! On your brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, you can expect to hear tales of plastic wrap, stockpiling food for Brexit, Pete openly weeping at the fate of machinery, and what we all look for in bums.

Also, there's plenty of pigeon chat, Bernie Slaven gets another mention in his campaign for President, a campaign that's gaining momentum by the way, and we also take the time to appreciate the return of the excellent Derry Girls.

There's loads more besides, including of course you beautiful listeners and your excellent contributions! Rejoice!

To get in touch, hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, and we'll see you on Monday. Have a great weekend.

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Episode 151: Bernie vs Bernie Mar 18, 2019

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A new pilot has entered the game! Pilot Dave brings The Luke and Pete Show squadron up to three pilots, and all we need now is a handful of planes and we're away. Also available on this, your all-new episode: old people, the Japanese language, The Kid Who Would Be King, iron lungs, and teeth.

We also hear from a weather chaser, Pete gets stuck into his own teeth, and we exclusively reveal Bernie Sanders' running mate for the 2020 US Presidential Election. Clue: he's from Middlesbrough.

To get in touch: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com!

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Episode 150: A little propeller Mar 14, 2019

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Hello everyone, and welcome to the 150th instalment of this, The Luke and Pete Show (formerly known as Luke and Pete's Summer)! We're bloody grateful to have you along. This time around there's Prince's shoes, Daniel Radcliffe, the beauty of/problems with cassette tapes, one of the most interesting phobias we've ever heard, and lots, lots more.

Lots more like Pilot Gav getting back in touch, Eddie Stobart's policy of naming their vehicles, and how storms are named. All this and more, brought to you by Storm Luke and Storm Pete. Don't miss it. Have a great weekend and we'll see you on Monday!

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Episode 149: Undercut Boulevard Mar 11, 2019

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Howdy, it's Monday and we're back! It's time to talk about Crufts, as the world's premier dog show returned last weekend to much amusement and entertainment to both Luke and Pete. Lovely bitches.

Elsewhere, we talk haircuts, Ricky Gervais' After Life, Captain Marvel, and lots more besides. There's also plenty of time for your emails too, which this time around feature Michael Jordan, listeners' dreams, and furries (!), and we also find time to squeeze in a quick Mencarta to honour a remarkable woman who sadly died last week.

Keep that good stuff flowing in: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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Episode 148: Swinging the swing Mar 07, 2019

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It's World Book Day today! As a result, the boys spend some time talking about the books they are currently reading (well, Luke does. Pete can't remember), and then they get into the weeds of your much more typical LAPS fare - bonobos, whether it's physically possible to swing a playground swing all the way around, the accidental outing of listeners who would prefer to be anonymous...you know, the usual stuff.

Make sure to check out Searching For Sugarman, Erik Larson's In The Garden of Beasts, and give props to one Luke Cunningham, a listener who sent us in an original song about the show! Mad love!

Also, it's hello@lukeandpeteshow.com on the email, and @lukeandpeteshow on those socials!

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