The Luke and Pete Show

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Vasectomy flowers Feb 05, 2024

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Elon Musk is putting microchips in people’s brains and the anti-vaxxers are okay with it… I wonder why?

Today, Luke and Pete discuss that, hear why fish pedicures have been cancelled and get told that a listener recently listened to the show while having a vasectomy. It’s all part of the service!

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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.

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Bigga boy juice Feb 01, 2024

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Have you ever imagined what Pete would be like on Come Dine With Me? Luke and Pete think about that prospect on today's episode. Imagine the house search...

Speaking of Pete, he was recently the victim of a youthful prank while on a train. He tells us about that and also about his new pastime of sitting in his car drinking Bigga Juice. Should we have expected anything else?

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AI toenails Jan 29, 2024

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What really is the definition of artificial intelligence? Enjoyably, Pete tries to explain that on today's show...

On a different but strangely related note, we learn more about the possibility of people wearing fake toenails and we hear from a listener who explains why HP Sauce is popular with people indigenous to the Arctic Circle.

You can't say this show is not a broad church...

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Halfords, probably Jan 25, 2024

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Pete opens up his sexual sound effect catalogue for the world to endure, while Luke revels in being the bad boy of garlic pressing. Just a normal show, then.

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Dusty bacon ball Jan 22, 2024

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If you think you know Pete Donaldson, can you guess what his favourite movie of all time is? He reveals all on today's show.

Elsewhere, a listener tells Luke and Pete about the worst thing they ever did at school and the lads assess the music careers of Phil Collins and PJ & Duncan (aka Ant & Dec). You can decide who is the more impactful artist...

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Can I touch your cheeks? Jan 18, 2024

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Pete's Toyota Century saga rolls on! Today, we find out that things have amazingly got even worse for Donny.

Elsewhere, Luke is forced to bring up the trauma of the time he lived with Pete for a week and we get an update on Pete's dad's current routine. Plus, there is a rare cameo from Luke's cat.

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Pete's Power Jan 15, 2024

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Pete's house is the only one in the street at hasn't been affected by power cuts recently so he has been handing out free electricity to his neighbours. Luke thinks he's being scammed...

Elsewhere, Luke and Pete reveal what they were like in school and Pete gives us his predictions for 2024. They're predictably pessimistic.

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Pete’s Car Club Jan 11, 2024

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The day we never thought would arrive is finally here! The tax man has finally caught up with Pete Donaldson…

Today, Pete tells us all about that before the wife Luke has access to provides live feedback to some of Luke’s complaints on the podcast. Plus, we get an update on the most (de)pressing story on The Luke and Pete Show right now… Pete’s new car. Is it still in Southampton? Listen to find out!

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Badge of dad Jan 08, 2024

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Luke is trying to buy a safe. His journey into fatherhood is officially complete.

Today, he and Pete hear from a listener that found a stash of Gaviscon buried in their local park. On top of that, a different listener tells them about the time that they once caught some renegade putting brown sauce on a slice of cake. Incredible behaviour.

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Noom year, Noom me Jan 04, 2024

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It’s 2024 and Luke’s on a health kick. Pete doesn’t need a health kick, however, as he’s losing enough weight stressing about how to get access to his new car.

He tells us all about that and Luke tells us about the new Mickey Mouse horror movie. The lads then stick two fingers up to the haters and prove that the battery feature still lives on, stronger than ever, in 2024.

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