The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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Natural Planning Method: Shoot Yourself in the Groin Dec 05, 2018

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It's a typical JRVP night here in the studio. Philip Rivers is about to have his ninth kid and credits the Natural Planning Method and a white supremacist group tricks Brett Favre into a video shout out. A steelers fan also choked a pregnant Chargers fan at a game.
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Caravan vs. Tribe vs. Erica Following Directions Nov 28, 2018

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Authorities tear gas the caravan at the border, a police standoff with a tribe, and Anthony and Gregg get upset that Erica can't follow directions.
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THE Thanksgiving Special Nov 21, 2018

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How else would you spend your Thanksgiving? Listen to Anthony and Gregg answer all your questions here in this very special episode of JRVP!
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Be Big, Like Mean Joe Green Big Nov 14, 2018

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The Caravan may be getting lost in the news but it is still coming. Anthony and Gregg share where fans can buy the caravan jerseys and any chances of expansion. A Titans fan is hospitalized after falling for a t-shirt and a man in Japan had 40 people show up to his wedding...to a hologram.
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Election Night Special: Caravan Edition Nov 07, 2018

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Post Malone made a pair of Crocs and they sold out in 10 minutes. Anthony claims his would sell out in 9. Anthony and Gregg talk drug testing, newlywed deaths and the worst job to hold in sports.
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Anthony Forgets The Theme Song to His Own TV Show Oct 31, 2018

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Anthony and Gregg share their favorite memories of each other while also discussing the "must see" horror movies this October. Gregg talks about how his mom walked in on him when he was in high school.
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Crack Teeth Oct 24, 2018

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Anthony and Gregg explain why and how they are still friends today. They tell the story of the night Gregg went to jail and why Anthony didn't get to punch anyone during the brawl. Also, How are 4 year olds getting their hands on crack?
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Too Wholesome? Or Not Wholesome enough? Oct 17, 2018

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Anthony and Gregg reflect on a time when nobody wanted to live with them during college and also go over their best finishing move- wrestling, that is. What is more wholesome than dancing dinosaurs?
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A Two Year Old, Another Two Year Old and Satan Ruled Out Oct 10, 2018

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Anthony and Gregg discuss what they would do to a two year old if it shredded $1000 and relate to Antonio Brown throwing furniture off a patio. Rest assured, Satan was ruled out when experts were studying a flaming pit in Arkansas.
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Headline City and the Japanese Symbol for Settling Oct 03, 2018

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You asked, we answered: headlines, headlines, and more headlines. Anthony and Gregg break down all the need-to-know headlines this week including the weirdest letter from Johnny Manziel to Baker Mayfield and a man seducing a bird.
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