The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Latest Episodes:

Cut It Off and Stick it Down Your Throat May 15, 2019

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Anthony and Gregg recap a crazy weekend and also get into a heated discussion about kickball. Who is the "Anthony" and who is the "Gregg" of a relationship gets brought up and Anthony threatens to fire Gregg.
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The Royal Baby - Smothered and Covered Jeselnik Style May 08, 2019

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Fire in the Maternity Ward was such a success, it's time to get back down to what really matters: Gregg and Anthony's friendship, bank robber getaway cars, women with guns, and the Royal baby.
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Fire in the Maternity Ward Special Extravaganza May 01, 2019

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The build up to Anthony's new comedy special that has been widely anticipated is finally here. Gregg brings in some friends to wish Anthony congrats and Ellis, Anthony's goddaughter, makes an appearance.
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Nailing Picture Frames Outside Apr 24, 2019

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Anthony and Gregg talk about toxic masculinity and the build up to Anthony's new special releasing. The guys discuss whether women should be involved in sports and how to properly kill a UFC fighter. Is posting about your ex-girlfriend on instagram a bad thing to do?
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The Real Game of Thrones is Horse- Gymnast Porn Apr 18, 2019

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We kept you waiting, didn't we? Don't fear, Anthony and Gregg are back to tell you how quick a lego can pass through your stool, kidney stones, and Game of Thrones. The guys also talk about horse-gymnast porn, and how they'd make a tape of it.
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Toddlers on The Highway Apr 10, 2019

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Anthony and Gregg talk about almost Gregg leaving his stove burner on for 7 hours during the day and how Anthony almost walked away from the podcast before it even started. Anthony and Gregg give advice on how to pick the perfect God parents and four toddlers escape a daycare and run for the highway.
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The Kind Of Lover We Are Apr 03, 2019

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Anthony and Gregg clear up the air after a little bit of hostility last week and Anthony talks about why he'll never visit a specific comedy club again. Anthony, Gregg and Erica take a "what kind of lover are you" quiz and things get sizzling hot. Is farting at someone considered bullying?
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Don't Climax; Become Smarter Mar 27, 2019

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Anthony and Gregg tackle racism, pizza, and the art of not climaxing all in one episode. Anthony also nails an accent of Bella and Gigi Hadid.
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A Rappity Rap Rap Mar 20, 2019

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Anthony and Gregg discuss grandparents and special friend day at a preschool and Anthony talks about how he showed Gregg's wife what it was like to be supported by a real man. Gregg surprisingly enjoyed Nascar and Erica was angry listening to last weeks episode overseas. Can you guess what a baby Jesus statue crying blood and rap have common? JRVP.
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You Up and Your Wife Mar 13, 2019

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Anthony and Gregg recap the past week, highlighting Anthony's experience at Brody Stevens' memorial and Gregg's interesting run-in with a rabbi during an evening stroll. In Erica's absence, her friend and Anthony's Writers' Assistant, Emma, fills in as the producer and asks the guys about their first jobs in the entertainment industry in the debut of 'Emma's Corner.' Gregg and Anthony then discuss some big headlines, including Antonio Brown's trade to the Raiders, an English soccer player getting attacked by a fan and Russell Westbrook's altercation with a fan in Utah.
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