The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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Don't Copy Our Look Dec 01, 2021

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Kim Jon Un bans leather jackets so people can't copy his look, a 'Squid Game' smuggler is set to die by firing squad in North Korea and an adult model shoots herself in her vagina while filming for fans.

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Gonorrhea!? In MY hot spring? Nov 24, 2021

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A professor of "Happiness" locks his child in a dog crate and beats his wife, a singer peed on an audience member during a concert and an 11 year old girl got gonorrhea from a hot spring.

Left Leaning Football Analogies Nov 17, 2021

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A Man gets eaten by piranhas and drowns in lake while escaping a bee attack, a man in upstate NY bursts into flames after being tasered and a woman is held hostage by a sword wielding man in Utah.

Swimming Through Your Own Blood Nov 10, 2021

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A wife was shocked to learn her husband's cadaver was dissected at a pay per view event, a woman got a massive back tattoo of her boyfriend one week before they broke up, and a man's penis rots after being bitten by a snake while sitting on the toilet.

Kitchen Castration Confidential Nov 03, 2021

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A Man is on trial for castrating men in his kitchen, an Ohio Dad has shot his son who wouldn't stop playing guitar, and a school district offers an apology after photos of students giving lap dances to teachers surface online.

Kissing Butts and Taking Names Oct 27, 2021

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A woman has a baby with a sperm donor instead of her boyfriend, a man is arrested for kissing unsuspected sunbathers butts, and a man is covered in poop after a passing plane.

Land Among The Stars Oct 20, 2021

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A house where a teen brutally murdered his mom and sisters has a graphic halloween display, a man was indicted for swinging a machete during an argument and a New Zealand city wizard was taken off payroll.

Erica's Flu Game Oct 13, 2021

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It's amazing that this is even getting posted right now.

Ninja In The Desert Oct 06, 2021

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An Alabama man was found sleeping in a press box amidst chicken fingers, candy and meth, a drunk man joins a search party looking for himself and a man dressed up as a ninja attacked special ops soldiers.

We Are Rosa Parks Sep 29, 2021

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A Man poos out of his privates and ejaculates from his bum due to rare condition, a haunted house actor stabs an 11 year old in the foot while trying to scare him and some gorillas surprise some on lookers at the zoo.