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Spooky Mental Haunted House Feb 09, 2022

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A man repeatedly ran over and killed his friend with his car after fight about mayonnaise, Nick Cannon realized he was "out of control" after 8th child, and a worker was flattened by a steamroller in brazil. We list 30 things we love about Erica for her 30th birthday.

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Emotional Support Clown Feb 02, 2022

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Kanye West is allegedly telling people "Pete Davidson has aids", a cat was kicked so hard his penis tore apart and a man being fired brings an emotional support clown to his last meeting.

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We The People Jan 26, 2022

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Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain... Kid Rock has a new song out now.

The JRVP Promise Jan 19, 2022

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A man who had pig heart transplant is guilty of 1988 stabbing, a man claims he lost 1.5 inches in penis size due to Covid and a model says Drake put hot sauce in condoms to kill sperm and not get trapped.

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Sluts vs. Dykes -- WHO YOU GOT??? Jan 12, 2022

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An arrested driver claims he didn't know a severed head and torso were inside his truck, a Houston mom is accused of isolating her COVID positive son in the trunk of car and psychologists argue over whether to call patients "sluts".

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PLEASE...Touch Us Jan 05, 2022

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A man drops used condoms into donation boxes and says he's spreading the message of Jesus, Alexa tells a 10 year old girl to touch a plug with a penny, and the Taliban orders shop owners in Afghanistan to behead all mannequins. Jason Derulooooo.

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Sniffing Ham and Taking Names Dec 29, 2021

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A Florida man with drugs wrapped around his penis deny they were his, a man is accused of killing his grandmother as she opened Christmas gifts and a woman kills her boyfriend with a sword on Christmas Eve. We give our top 3 book, album and movie recommendations of the year. Goodbye 2021!

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Looking like We're 8 Dec 22, 2021

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Demi Lovato sings to ghosts to help them overcome sexism, rampaging monkeys kill 250 dogs in revenge massacre and a robber held up a bank but deposited the money in that bank’s ATM outside, in his account.

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Anthony Mustache You A Question Dec 15, 2021

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A Michigan woman tried to hire an assassin using a fake website, another woman dies after being injured by a "comfort animal” and an Italian Bishop ruins Christmas by telling kids there is no Santa.

The Best Four Years of Your life Dec 08, 2021

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Motorcyclists remove their dead friend from his casket for one last ride, cash is scattered across the highway, and a headless body falls out of a cannibal's car after a crash.

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