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**The Horror Virgin**

What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fan Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time. We’ll discuss classics as well as fan favorites, with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure. Mikey will make inappropriate jokes and Todd will scream like a little girl at every jump scare. It’s hilarious. Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and lots of irreverent fun. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram at @HorrorVirgin

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142 - Dark Was The Night Dec 28, 2020

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"It's amazing to see how one kiddy pool can destroy a whole town"

Join us while we venture into the woods to overcome grief, save a marriage, and eventually die off screen at the end.

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141 - Let The Right One In Dec 21, 2020

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"Swedish School for Murderous Children sees record number of deaths."

Join us while we break down the Saga of one Vampire teaching those around them who they really are. All while trading in a familiar for a newer model, and learning that the only thing that is truly immortal is bullying.

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140 - Gremlins 2 Dec 14, 2020

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"What happens when a bunch of Hollywood Executives get together and do cocaine in a room full of toys... Gremlins 2"

Hulk Hogan is our least favorite part of this movie... AND WE LOVE HULK HOGAN!

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139 - Better Watch Out Dec 07, 2020

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"12-year old pulls off an elaborate plot to sexually assault babysitter"

Please join us while we break down exactly how Mikey would MURDER Luke as we dive into the insane (Chrismas?) horror movie.

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138 - The Thing (2011) Nov 30, 2020

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"It’s a dog, it’s a helicopter, it’s... basically the same as the original but not as good."

Not-Ripley and Not-MacReady battle a Thing from outer space. It could be anyone, it could be anything, it’s definitely that dog at the end.

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137 - The Craft Nov 23, 2020

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"Unsupervised Teens Commit Murder"

This gritty Harry Potter prequel teaches us to never be mean to girls who own fishnets and trench coats. We’re not entirely sure but the Left Hand Path might be Shoplifting.

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136 - Midsommar Nov 16, 2020

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“Not approved by the Swedish Tourism Board”

The movie where a pagan cult burns a Christian alive. No not Wicker Man, the other one. No not the Nicholas Cage Wicker Man either, the OTHER one.

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135 - Friday the 13th Part 5 Nov 13, 2020

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"You loved all the previous Jason movies, try one without Jason"

Welcome to the worst run mental health facility in the world. Padded walls? nah... how about easily accessible axes. Qualified health care providers? No... How about letting the kids bang on the neighbor's yards. Jason? How about Roy in a knock off mask?

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134 - Planet Terror Nov 09, 2020

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“I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your podcast"

Today we are diving deep into the grindhouse inspired Planet Terror.

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133 - A Tale of Two Sisters Nov 02, 2020

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"John Mayer's Cautionary tale come to life"

Fathers be good to your daughters
Daughters will straight up haunt you
Girls hate stepmothers who murder there mothers
So stepmothers be good to your stepdaughters too...

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