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The Horny Housewife

This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!
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109- sex toys, spit vs. lube & arousal blueprints, the effects of porn, and non-monogamy w/ Caitlin V. Dec 12, 2022

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Today busting the myth that all men roll their eyes when their SO reaches for the dildo in the bedside table; what do guys really think of sex toys in the bedroom all togetha!? I polled the men- they answered=) Today listener questions; one woman wants to know if she needs to get over her ick in regards to spit...can we get over the .5 seconds it takes to grab the damn lube! Another listener wants to know why come winter her libido has taken a dive; how to keep it hot when its cold? Today I am joined with Caitlin V! Caitlin is a sex and relationship coach, youtuber, and host of "Good Sex" on Discovery Plus. - we chit chatted about all kinds of awesome things, the 5 'blueprints' of arousal; energetic, sensual, sexual, kinky, and shape-shifter..which are you?! We deep dived porn, its effects, using it ethically, and what stupid things from porn interfere with our sex life. I got personal and asked Caitlin how being a sex coach effects her own sex life, and she comes out as nonmongomous on the podcast and we get to see the her POV. You don't wanna miss. Check Caitlin out at www.caitlinvneal.com and follow her on IG at @caitlinvictoriousx

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108- take the load, bi curious fantasies, jealous of old lovers, and "How-To; Erotic Date Night" Dec 05, 2022

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Its you and me better than ever baby. Today lets talk about what YOU want to know about. We've got a female listener who isn't a fan of cum; Im here to not sugar coat shit and to tell her; take the damn load. Why is the sticky icky the worst ever? Lets dive deeper and hype her up. Another listener hates that her man has been intimate with women that runs in close by circles in the same city- she wishes it didn't bother her..but it does. This is V relatable; and as a woman Ive got sound advice to level up. Third we have a wife who likes the girl on girl porn, she's bi vibes, and told her hubby- naturally this excited him and he's running with it. Threesome? Should this stay in fantasy land, or maybe take it to the next level and turn it into reality? Lastly, a new listener inquires as to what exactly is a "erotic date night"- I dive deeper in a HOW TO- lets level it up for all you freaky-deeks at home=) Like audio erotica? Join the PATREON. 2 new sexy stories every Wednesday!

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107- why women are faking it, a "happy ending" fantasy, making a sex tape & gender roles. Nov 28, 2022

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Thanksgiving is over get those kids back to school baby! Happy Monday- lay todays lets giggle and chat. The listeners brought the juice with todays Q's; First up we have a listener who says his wife NEVER initiates, she doesn't say no-she always puts out, but she doesn't seem into it. He wonders if she's cheating, he wishes she would sext every now and then, and basically he doesn't know how to approach this topic to discuss- I've got his back. Next up we have a listener with a "happy ending" at a massage parlor fantasy. the taboo level is through the roof for him- and in short he wants to know when an orgasm is considered cheating...are all orgasms outside your partner a no- no? Lastly a listener wants to know why women fake it...Im going to be brutally honest- lets talk pros and cons and WHY. Today I gift you ladies with some tips on how to make a super sexy at home vid/photoshoot to gift your man. No cost and smiles for days-weeks. Also inspo for making at home video together=) Todays topic is gender roles, the masculine and the feminine. Do you want your wife to be softer, more receptive; do yo want your husband to step up, be dominate, lead his family....listen in..lets break this pattern. Love audio erotica? New sexy stories every Wednesday on the Patreon.

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106- Going from 'wasting the pretty' to fisting his backdoor. ft. Layla London Nov 21, 2022

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Do the holidays coming up have you feel stressed/blue/horny/not horny/irritable AF? Look no further, Im here to validate the f*ck out of you and pow wow. Todays listener questions include a woman who admits to having a vanilla sex life, but is now giving effort to spicing it up, her struggle is not feeling awkward, or just 'not sexy'. Im here with solutions on amping up your sexual confidence; this applies for both men and women because we all could use a reminded of who are as sexual beings. Second listener question isa husband who adores his wife, is very attracted to her; but her desire for sex is non existent..and once s month is cutting it. His wife compares talking about sex to toture...so willingness seems to be a problem. My thoughts. Today we have a GUEST=) Layla London, host of The Curious Girl Diaries podcast, is here with me chatting about her dry time, her sexual awakening, her sex bucket list, the "roster", her feelings towards men, her experience fisting a man (my fav part), and her message to women, and her sex tips for men. TUNE IN NOW =)

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105- implants & pleasure, fewer orgasms , and Face Sitting 101. Nov 14, 2022

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What do you get when 2 vigins get married and one wants sex and the other not really? A fucking problem. Today one of our listener questions is just that, they have done it a total of 6 times since they got married and the brideee is the one itching for more intimacy. What could this mean? Is it shame around sexuality, sexual identity crisis, or just being timid? Lets take a looksie. Another listener asks if his wife getting implants would effect her sensitive. Will sucking and playing with still be arousing and pleasurable? Lastly a husband says his wife used to be able to orgasm easily, now only with his fingers or tongue- is this issue going to get worse? will she be able to orgasm how she used too ever again? Im giving you my thoughts and insight on a womans body, aging, and SOLUTIONS to problems as they arise. Please is a priority and we deserve to get off=) Todays topic of the hour: face f*cking, face sitting- all the things! From the WHY, to the HOW. What makes it erotic, the kinks and fetish's that come along with face sitting, the people who enjoy the experience, or the couples who just enjoy the activity and oral sex and want to get creative or inspired in the bedroom. Ive got techniques, ways to best stimulate, more position suggestions than kneeling or hovering- and tips for the MEN aka the bottoms in this situation and how they can best serve their top receiving=) Tune in for all the hott tips now. If you enjoy audio erotica the patreon is the place for you! new sexy stories every Wednesday.

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104- genital hygiene, women's panties, and eating pussy technique. Nov 07, 2022

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Today Im starting off discussing how we keep our pussies and penis's CLEAN. Maybe busting some myths around douching, and reminding men that the water running from the shower doesn't clean their assholes. Also reviewing how to prep for anal play. Todays listener questions are about the types of panties we wear and what does it mean, how to get your husband to spank you, how to get the sex back post partum, and what to tell the man who needs it more than once a week ( note: the once a week is really great sex)......this brings us (me) to the topic of insatiability vs actual neglect from our partners. Boredom vs. Peace....are we OK, or is it never enough? What lies are we telling ourselves? What are we focused on? Todays topic is eating pussy technique and I polled YOU , men and women, telling us the BEST of the BEST when it comes to good pussy eating skills....tune in NOW.

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103- habitual porn, keeping a traveling husband happy and being your wife's boyfriend. Oct 31, 2022

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Today Im catching up with you w/some giggles and a sex story time. Giving further insight into a review left by a listener who wants to know what it meant when I said I thought being middle aged and unmarried could be a red flag....I go on to explain my opinion. (its just an opinion chill) along with some other *not needed but she's got a point* red flags for laughs. Todays listener questions include a traveling husband whose wife is resistant to sending nudes, he would love nothing more than to enjoy the sight of his wifes beautiful body for him to self pleasure while away-instead he turns to porn. Willl his desire ever be fulfilled? Another husband wants to know why his wife can't specifically point out what turns her on. She says "she likes it all"- but he yearns for a deeper answer. Next we have a young man dating a young woman who feels SOME type of way about his porn use. He thinks their issues will only progress but he hasn't had the guts to break up. Are his expectations off, or are hers? My thoughts. Lastly, a woman whose husband is struggling to get it as hard as he used too, and as quickly. She has noticed doggy is his go to position- and she is starting to feel insecure. Does this mean he is cheating? Not attracted? Or is this just getting old? Tune in now!

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102- the unsolicited dick pic, sexual jealousy, eating ass, and getting divorced. Oct 24, 2022

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This monday I start off with a rant on "the unsolicited dick pic" not the first one I've received, but considering the method I handled it..it might be the last ;). Who knows tho, men are ballsy. Today lots of listener Q's; retroactive jealous- she hates this bitch but like to think of her man fucking her...is something wrong with her..lets talk sexual jealousy! Jealousy leading to arousal and the psychology behind it! Super interesting. Next a man whose wife is not only grumpy, but just never in the mood...he needs help and fast. Lastly we have a 31 F whose husbands kinks are getting.....a little intense. Like I want you to po*p while I f*ck you and have you fart on my fingers....I was upset too don't fret, but lets dive deeper lol. Is he insane and weird? Is she wrong to have him (in her words) "suppressing his desires" should she just go for it? Or should she draw the line? Todays topics are tossing salad and discussing the top 10 reasons couples are getting divorced in the US. my thoughts of course=) tune in!

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101- a bowl cut puss, age gap relationships, and how to go about mutual masturbation. Oct 17, 2022

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I suggest toking up before this episode bc she (I) was slightly unhinged in todays EP. Sharing my truth about my pubic hair grooming gone wrong was just the one of many joys experienced in this episode. Todays listener questions consist of a man intrigued to know my personal stance/opinion on older men with younger women...so I went ahead and shared my thoughts on all types of age gap relationships, and went hard in the paint. Another listener is man who has been with men prior to marrying his wife, and is now finding the urge again. In the bedroom his wife and him "Pegg" but this is no longer satisfying the urge....how should he approach his wife. I couldn't help but wonder if relationship has been negatively impacted. I share my thoughts. Last but not least a womans husband messed up (ill tell you everything) and they moved past it and she blamed herself, she has made sure to be more intentional in the sexy department. Now she is trying to spice it up and have fun with hubby in and outside the bedroom and he is resistant to her attempts. She feels rejected, hurt and confused. Should she lay off? Is she being desperate? Todays topic is mutual masturbation and stay tuned for homework freaky fam....just click play. love u xoxo PS. love audio erotica? Join the patreon=).

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100- hallpasses, fake boobs, and fisting for beginners. Oct 10, 2022

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Hallpasses, all in novelty, which hott celebs are your fantasy? I polled you ,weighed in, giggled and shared mine. Happy Monday freaky fam, today I wanted to discuss the frustration felt when you feel like you ARE intentional in your marriage and they still won't budge! The sex ISNT getting better, you DONT feel closer- what now? Today's listener questions include a woman who finds her husband fantasy silly, so how does she go through with it? Another man knows his wife's most powerful orgasm is on all fours with her vibrating d*ldo and he wants to re-create...-lets get honest in this answer=) One wife is insecure about her breasts post breastfeeding and not only wonders what her husband thinks regardless of his reassurance, but she also misses her full C cup and thinks about surgery...my thoughts. Last but not least a man with a dirty panty fetish, how does he tell his wife/lover?! Todays topic of the episode: FISTING. I took a course and am sharing all iv learned; from benefits, to the conversation, detailing How-To and needed aftercare. Tune in now=)

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