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The Horny Housewife

This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify!
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119- a cuck-curious husband, hating sex while pregnant, & choosing your ego over sex. (hint: don't) Feb 20, 2023

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Happy Monday- the twin flames broke up (Megan Fox & MGK) so i had to talk about different "types" of couples , and the hardships that coming from different circumstances ie. traveling husbands, or maybe 247 together couple. Hard is relative. Today is jam packed full of listener questions and diving deep into the topics that branch off. First off we have a husband who really enjoys thinking about his wifes HS days (the days she gave alot of guys alot of BJ's)- he enjoys this thought while he gets a BJ from her- sometimes shes down and other times she refuses; is his thought/obsession "normal" and regardless he cant shake it- what is he to do. Next is a wife who is pregnant and finding herself completely disinterested in sex. From her question I cant tell if its soley based on pregnancy hormones/feelings....it seems her relationship and sex life might be suffering as well. Does she sweep it under the rug and chalk it up to being a season, and "this too shall pass" or does she bring it up? Next a eager to please husband went all out for his wife on Valentines Day only to be rejected sexually, 2 days later she initiates physical intimacy and he turns her down due to be shot down previously....i spy game playing and let me tell you it wont work. Tune in because I have homework for all the couples listening too....consider it me forcing you to talk about shit and learn more about your S.O sexual side. Follow me on social media; IG- @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

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118- stop lying about the sex, a wife craving dominance and erotic spanking 101. Feb 13, 2023

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It's almost V-Day, do the married people even care? Regardless play it safe and buy her a gift dudes. Todays listener questions include a woman who doesn't give her man oral very often (although she does get it on with him 1-2x a week) her man is actually said the reason for his infidelty was the lack of oral sex in the relationship. How do we feel about this "excuse" and real talk what is she to do? Another listener says the sex is great, but the routine of "not much foreplay"- and "him waiting on his phone on the bed for her to come over and hop on" has become....not great. She longs for a little dominance aka him pushing her against a wall, stripping her down..take control! How does she communicate this desire? PS. Ive got an update for you on cock rings. Todays topic of the hour; Erotic Spanking 101- from locating "the sweet spot"- to positions and in-depth technique and style, Ive got you covered and I hope it inspires curiosity and excitement to bring into the bedroom! Tune in now! Follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcast

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117- Codependent woes, Smelly Genitals, Arousal Types, & Penis Sleeves. Feb 06, 2023

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Today is jammed pack with moody monday-ness. Starting off discussing being intentional in your marriage vs. codependency (aka If my spouse isnt OK, Im not OK- to a destructive point.) There indeed is a different and one certainly feels better than the other. Todays listener questions include a story time of a couple who both ending up writing in to THH- the man is complaining his girlfriend of one year wont go down on him- I later receive an email from "said girlfriend" who enlightened me they have been together 10 years longer than her boyfriend mentioned, and the reason she is not generous in the oral department is the constant foul smell of other women on her mans genitals. Let that sink in- and gear up for this story time =) On the topic of smelly private parts, a husband who greatly desires to please his woman orally, just cant muster up the will to -do so as the smell is repulsive to him. He fears bringing this up only leads to mortifying his wife. What is he to do? Another woman says her co-worker comes up to her and shares his "dryer porn" fantasy- I do a real-time reaction to this new discovery plus my thoughts on his motive. Todays topic is arousal styles; the 4 types, what they mean, how to discover yours, and how this knowledge can positively impact the passion between you are S.O. PS. penis sleeve update=) + my personal favorite toy.

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116- roleplay gone wrong, his FYP & small penis humiliation ( SPH ) 101 Jan 30, 2023

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happy monday=) so many juicy questions today! One listener decided to give it a go with dirty talk, role play and fantasy- but to her and the rest of americas surprise he said her best friends name when he climaxed, and he climaxed harder than ever. Holy shit balls I cant wait to talk about this one. Next a man whose wife just isn't reciprocating the love in return bedroom wise. He doesn't understand, he communicated to her he watches porn and she was devastated- what is he to make of this? Another man says his wife initiates once a month, but that is it- if he attempts she rejects him. Another red flag is that she has randomly become aggressive in bed, and is constantly falsely accusing her husband of infidelity. I spy trouble in paradise. One man is married to a woman with a very attractive 31 year old daughter and find their behavior bizarre; let us decide. Lastly a woman says her mans FYP page is filled with ass/tits/bikini clad women and he says its a social media trap- I do not disagree with him, but I def have more truth to offer. Todays topic per request; SPH aka small penis humiliation, what is it? what drives it? how do women feel about it, what does an SPH kink look like- it might surprise you. Tune in now! Merch launches Feb 1st! Follow me on IG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcast visit my website www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com and ask me anything! <3

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115- slutty contact pics, low-risk exhibitionism, and lasting solutions for premature ejaculation. Jan 23, 2023

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Today Ive got some A1 advice for the ladies- that will DEF give their men heart eyes...and heart dick lol. You'll be on his mind alllll day=) This moody monday I have my thoughts on social media agenda on relationship and pausing to have some self-awareness in regards to the FYP. Whats your algorithm lookin like? What narratives are you starting to believe; or affirm in your life? Be weary, aware - take the good and leave the rest, and remember all that shines isn't necessarily gold! Todays listener questions; one woman's wants the deets on spankings- and spanking that results in climax =) Another listener has a cuckhold fantasy, his wife is adventurous in the bedroom but gives a hard no to his currently #1 fantasy which is to attend a sex club- should he keep pushing, or drop it? Lastly one advetnerous woman wants some creative ideas for some "low-risk" exhibitionism aka doing it in public- i covered all risk levels and included a few stories hehe. Todays topic of the hour; Lasting Longer in Bed; a common quest! PE is very common, and even if its not techincally "PE" MANY men are looking for lasting solutions (aside from the squeeze method lol) to lay pipe longer. Ive got techniques, suggestions and new way of masturbating. tune in now=) love audio erotica? 2 new sexy stories every Wednesday on the Patreon.

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114- all talk no sex, from asexual to sex god/goddess & 'showing up' in a sexual experience ft. Tilly Storm Jan 16, 2023

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Today Im joined with holistic sex & intimacy coach Tilly Storm; are you a mamma who feels like you lost your groove post childbirth? Are you a man who feels like you've tried all the tips tricks techniques and don't know why you cant have electric sex with your partner; are you a woman who;s drive has plummeted and you are ready to get it back- or learn how, THIS one is for you! Todays listener Q's: one listener confesses to being in love with a married woman who wont leave her family for him; how does he detach. A second listener has a problem I think MANY will relate too- his wife talks dirty all day- says she cant wait to do x, y z, and then...they just end up going to bed. Aha finally time to talk about it. Tune in now!

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113- myth or fact; throat orgasms, getting her to submit in the bedroom, and How To: Pleasuring Your Woman. Jan 09, 2023

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once upon a time a special guest discussed throat orgasms on THH- we have a few questions; HOW could this possibly be a thing?! Ive got the science/or lack thereof to say- plus other women's experience on the topic. Todays listener questions; one mans desire for more consistent sex, his feelings of rejection and frustration as she lacks at initiating and only seems to have sex on her terms. Another listener suggest the topic of navigating period sex- the do's the don'ts. The don't asks. Lastly a good willing boyfriend wants to be the dominant man in the bedroom his gf desires him to be. How does he go about getting her to submit? Todays topic of the hour; Pleasuring your woman-all it entails and 8 tips to level-up. Tune in now=) Like Audio Erotica? > check out the Patreon, new sexy stories every Wednesday.

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112- trapped with mediocre sex, an online affair, a pregnant woman's fantasy & "The Penis Massage" Jan 02, 2023

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Happy New Year Freaky Fam<3- So much is in store for The Horny Housewife podcast and looking back WOW what a year- so grateful for YOU! Today is part 2 of the massage series; " The Lingam Massage" aka penis massage. Im discussing benefits, (hello ED & PE & edging) , techniques and end goals. Reminder: practice makes perfect ( and practice is fun=) ) Today's listener questions inlcude a dirty panty kink, one husband who is tired of his unwilling vanilla wife and cant seem to digest this is his "forever". One female listener is 7 months pregnant, horny as ever, and desires rough sex; is her fantasy insane and can she be quenched? Shooting her straight. Lastly a husband who misses his sexual active wife; they currently are navigating life after an affair. His wife had an online affair in which she was exchanging self-pleasure videos with another (as well as professing their love) and husband has NEVER gotten a dirty video. So now post "working through it" he wants to know WTF; why does she say no to sexy video to me; behaves completely disinterested and only favors cuddling. He misses sex; and she seems unbothered. Whose gunna tell him? ME. Tune in now=)

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111- A chronically vanilla wife, leg humping, & breast massage benefits and technique. Dec 26, 2022

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Today we start the massage series. part 1 of 2. Today breast massage, next week penis massage. The perks of breast massage are not just a feel good moment, eroticism, but also reigniting sensitivity. Are you a woman whose nipples lost sensitivity post child birth- this is a possible solution and there isn't one reason you shouldn't give this a go..because my god it feels good lol. Im giving how-to, step by step technique. Todays listener questions feature a man who wants to be able to please his woman even on her period...lets talk options. Another woman is a wife to a traveling man, and when he gets home they go at it....Ive got ideas on how can they keep it exciting and not stagnant. Lastly we have many male listeners asking the same question; what to do when they are met with unwillingness, disinterest in the bedroom. It seems as if vanilla sex is the only sight in their in future, and the conversation and intentionality doesn't seem to be penetrating. I also have an awesome follow up from a previous listener who shared his fantasy for a happy ending at a massage parlor...I suggested a conversation..he had it....let me share how it went=) If you like the show make sure to subscribe and give a 5 star review=) If you love sexy stories + knowing I'm reading them go check out the patreon here.

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110- one woman's post infidelity sex woes, "a mutually pleasurable BJ" how-to, and why most open marriages fail. Dec 19, 2022

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its a LISTENERS QUESTION EXCLUSIVE for todays ep. First off we have a woman whose husband cheated; they chose to work it out, she feels to blame for neglecting his physical needs- he has expressed his disdain for her lack of "touching herself" during the act. She feels awkward and not naturally inclined to do this- she's looking for tips, inspiration and my opinion. Second- Rimboy78 thats all I say just listen to the episode. Number three, a man wants to eat his wife ass- but he has the very valid question of; what do I do after? Do I wash my mouth, can I kiss her, whats the hygiene sitch.....Ive got answers and solutions=) Fourth-a couple who has a rock solid marriage, they evolved into swinging and then decided to do their homework on a topic they were curious about: open marriage. Once they discovered most open marriages end in divorce they ending their conquest immediately as nothing was worth the risk of losing what they had with one another. This led to the much needed convo; the pros and cons of opening a marriage and the reality of what this actually means. Lastly one down ass wife enjoys pleasing her man; BJ's aren't by any means her fav bc they are kinda boring to her- she doesn't mind his dick, his seed, and she actually enjoys his balls- but she doesn't enjoy the experience and she's looking for my advice....I think Im going to change her world, and maybe yours with this one. Tune in now! Like audio erotica..aka sexy stories read aloud my moi, every Wednesday on the Patreon.

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