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536: Eric Zane Show Podcast 536 I won an award! Mar 04, 2021

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Topics:
*My brother-in-law, The NFK (No Filter Kevin) always does weirdo shit with gestures whenever he explains ANYTHING. It's absurdly unnerving. That was on display for two interactions that I must tell you about.
*Some audio of NBA puker / announcer Doris Burk who likes to talk about players in a sexual way.
*The Milwaukee Bucks are going with "hand sanitizer cam" at the games and it's weird.
*Some college basketball player announced how good he is at shooting free throws, while shooting free throws. Instant Karma happens in a hilarious way.
*We're playing "Bet on Ben" on Friday's "Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast." Anyone can play, regardless if you are on Patreon. You can win cash! Email eric@ericzaneshow.com if you want to play.
*The latest Space X rocket landed successfully, only to explode minutes after landing.
*The crazy bitch who tried to shame /dox a Starbucks barista who told her to wear a mask is back! She's suing the dude who started a GoFundMe for the barista.
*A spirited discussion with Rick from TC Paintball about the minimum wage. Rick went nutso after I said "we need to raise the minimum wage to $15)
*Death row inmates in South Carolina may soon have options for how they die
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535: Eric Zane Show Podcast 535 Good news leads to bad tax news Mar 03, 2021

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*The show started in a nutty way with the age old question: Is the moon a planet, or is the moon the moon? A fight ensues.
*The story of an insane day the day before that included many high point and "wins" and one big gut punch. Wow.
*There was a surprise appearance on the podcast. Amazingly, I lost internet and the live stream failed right when I realized that I had a visitor. Man...this scared the hell out of me.
*Dear Meathead BTYB JM Synthetics. Dad details his snow melting plan and comes up with a new way of saying, "kill two birds with one stone."
*I finished the details of my day yesterday included my physical at the docs and the gut punch I got to end the day.
*Email of the day brought to you by ForeverLawn West Michigan
*Another woman comes forward to talk about the creepy encounter she had with NY governor/ weirdo, Andrew Cuomo
Ride into work song - Mountain of the Sun - Greta Van Fleet
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Best of the EZSP March 2, 2021 Mar 02, 2021

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Segments:
*The Facebook Marketplace Disaster
*The Great Kenney / Meathead TV Debacle
*The Diana Blood Draw Catastrophe
*Multiple Diana Infractions.
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Ride into work song: Pretty Tied Up - Guns N Roses
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534: Eric Zane Show Podcast 534 I had a bad TV blooper that will make you laugh Mar 01, 2021

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Topics:
*Paintball War 12 is in the books. A good time was had by all. Can't wait for the next one.
*Prior to paintball, I had to feed the family. The Sunday recipe is the world famous, Eric Zane "Slaughter the Turks" crispy panko fish sandwiches.
*"Take my money." The Diet Bet is winding down and I am in TROUBLE!
*In addition to feeding the family, I had to open up the Eric Zane Auto Repair Shop and do some work on Madison's car.
*At some point during this show, I spoke about Kenney joining us on the Ben and Eric Patreon podcast on Saturday. In that show, he introduced the audience to the nice lady who was over his house. That was fun. However, dummy never says a word to me about NOT saying anything about it on the FREE podcast. So, after referencing the moment, Kenney emails a crazy email telling me "YOU NEED TO LOOK AT EMAILS BEFORE YOU START TO TALK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THIS!" hahahahahahaha. He was all bent out of shape. I called his overreacting ass. He was in the middle of some boring virtual work meeting, but he still picked up the call. Classic!
*Lady Gaga's dogs are returned. The circumstances surrounding the abduction and their return are still a mystery. Also, an update on the dude who got shot.
*Bob gets "email of the day" honors BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan with his tip about who the shot dog walker reminds him of. There's an audio comparison to prove his thought.
*Friday night was another televise Griffins' game. I had a huge blunder on TV that I spotlight.
*NY governor, Andrew Cuomo is in deep shit as a mountain of terrible things have been revealed about him. I chronicle his troubles including the latest sexual harassment accusations and his wormy response.
*Let me market your business for less than you think! Email eric@ericzaneshow.com for more info.
*Ride in Song: Always There - Greta Van Fleet
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44: Lost Zane Recordings FREEview Ep 44 Airdate: 6/8/2016 Mar 01, 2021

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Here's what happened on the full show available on Patreon!:
1 – Eric and Huge calling the WhiteCaps game yesterday.2 – Dramatics from yesterday; stuck in an elevator before the show. Doane impressions.3 – <Repeat of segment 2 – you’re a G-D idiot, Doane> - Start at 0:41:51 to skip directly to segment 4 4 – Clips from Eric/Huge broadcast of WhiteCaps. Sports updates.5 – Sam/Julius fighting stories. Eric screwed up calling yesterday’s game and ate too much food.6 – Baseball brawl. Election is down to Clinton and Trump. Julius is a sexual man.7 – 5-in-10 challenge. Sports updates.8 – Julius claims to be a good cook. Doane sounds like Julia Child. Careless Kalamazoo driver hits cyclists.9 – Doane offers to do his impression of Munchkins; Eric says go pound sand. Dave Jaconette assaulted Eric. A Chomo on the loose in Hudsonville. Doane only told Eric/Huge the WhiteCaps game yesterday was a network game after game was done. More audio from Eric/Huge.10 – Sucky impressionist at Target. Zero participation from the audience. Dave Jaconette in studio.11 – Sam’s last day tomorrow. Baseball brawl. School fights from Eric’s early days - stoners vs jocks. Contestant vomits on Paula Abdul. Bodies hit the floor.12 – More audio from Eric/Bill WhiteCaps game. Story about market affiliates signing up for FBHW and cancelling within days.13 – Age Discrimination trivia (Eric/Huge vs Julius/Doane).
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21: FREEview Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast Show 21 2/27/2021 Feb 28, 2021

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Enjoy a few minutes of this week's Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast. Get the full show here!
Ben's website (for his podcast, Patreon and comedy dates)
Here's what we discussed on the show. Get it here.
Topics*I brought our "Bet on Ben" contestants in early. The idea being that we have them ready to go when we play the game. Andy in New Jersey struggled with getting going on the ZOOM invite which led to hilarity. *Ben dropped some serious coin on a mattress.*More trouble with Andy in NJ getting on the ZOOM. Josh and Adam Balboa also joined in. Adam showed us his crazy Rocky collection.*Andy finally got his shit together with the ZOOM.*We discussed the "120 day satisfaction guaranteed" return policy of Ben's new bed.*For some reason, the discussion about beds tripped a memory in my brain about my wife's brothers. When The NFK (brother-in-law, No Filter Kevin) lived with his and my wife's now deceased brother Dave, these two were the grossest humans ever. This story is not for the faint of heart as it's gross and involves a dog. *Somehow Ben brought up The NFK's hernia issue from years ago. I told that story. This is also super gross.*Kenney in Nashville makes a horrible decision and volunteers to play "Bet on Ben" later while he's seated next to a nice lady who he's gone on two dates with. *Ben is doing stand up next week! I'm going! That made him freak out. *There's a radio company in Lansing, Michigan that's hiring. Ben wants in! *A radio story about the ownership group in Lansing that we talk about in the previous topic.*Andy in NJ finally figures shit out on the ZOOM.*Bet on Ben begins.*Ben's Shitty Twitter Jokes (now with score keeping!)*That's it!

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533: Eric Zane Show Podcast 533 The Mr. Potato Head debacle Feb 26, 2021

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Topics:
*I got word that Karl from Who Are These Podcasts mentioned me on one of the shows on his Patreon. Karl's Patreon features 1 episode per year at a cost of $3,000 per month (or something like that). If you pay $10,000 per month, you get a keychain.
*The Queen of the Forest was losing her mind yesterday because she lost a set of keys. I had to assist which led to hilarity.
*Also, The Queen of the Forest can now be known as "The Vaccinated Queen of the Forest" after yesterday.
*Former US Olympic gymnastics coach, John Geddard was indicted yesterday on a slew of felony rape and human trafficking charges by Michigan AG Dana Nessel. Geddard was supposed to turn himself in, but had other plans.
*A couple creeps attacked Lady Gaga's dog walker, shooting him, stole 2 of 3 Frenchies.
*A college teacher on ZOOM brutally bullied a hard of hearing student.
*Another victim of ZOOM! Teachers aid thinks his camera is off, yanks off pants and pounds pud for the whole 8th grade class!
*Hasbro is dropping the "Mr." and "Mrs" and simply calling the toy potato head.
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43: Lost Zane Recordings FREEview Ep 43 Airdate: 6/7/2016 Feb 26, 2021

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Here's what happened on the full show available on Patreon!:
1 – Doane distracting WLAV. Oil changes. Eric’s story about jam packing brother’s Grand Am with oil. Kimbo Slice died. Die from exhaustion – new Doane stunt. Ali vs Foreman play-by-play. James the Game Gemmell.2 – James the game Gemmell expertly teaches Eric martial art (boomboomboom).3 – Eric and Huge announcing WhiteCaps game today; good ‘brought to you by’ whoops moment.4 – Eric’s Donald Trump / Muhammad Ali audio art & crafts. Sam screws the nuts. Julius’s dog, Jester, is indefinitely visiting the show. Dachshund racing.5 – Listeners pledging to behave for Whitecaps tickets. Mike from Portland calls in trying to get Eric to come see their cover band Skank.6 – It’s too small & quiet in Cumulus bathroom; Doane has strong bowel health. Sam almost killed Jackie and Ernie. Audio of 4 yr old kid who doesn’t want to kiss girls. Beating up Doane.7 – Cheat like Huge Trivia game; Julius sucks at making questions hard. Sports updates.8 – Oprah Winfrey. John Oliver. Eric’s Donald Trump / Muhammad Ali audio art & crafts. Delegates are stupid.9 – Eric and Huge announcing WhiteCaps game today. Alternate dog names for O’Neil from listeners.10 – 10 minutes with Huge.11 – Dad sold son’s car for smoking pot. Eric’s Mom wrapped his lip around his braces.12 - Punishing your kids (callers). Eric punished Jim and Jackie by making them face each other holding hands. 7 deadly foods for cats & dogs.13 – Gerald Ford Museum re-opening. Fat Axl Rose memes. Audio of 4 yr old kid who doesn’t want to kiss girls (replay); with addition of the snowball challenge. Sports updates.
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532: Eric Zane Show Podcast 532 Ho boy... I pissed somebody off. What else is new?? Feb 25, 2021

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Topics:
*I started the show with a beat up of current show punching bag, Red State Dirk. Dirk is notorious for mixing in boring political stories along with actual, fun stories. He takes a pounding for that early!
*It's vaccine day for The Queen of the Forests as she'll be getting her 2nd vaccine.
*Tiger Woods injuries are very extensive that required a massive amount of surgery. Cops also say he was stone-cold sober!
*...which makes CNN sports anchor, Andy Scholes look like a cock for his absurd comments about the accident just hours after it happened.
*I had an email of the day BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan with feedback on my story about Madison's meltdown the day before.
*A Mom's OnlyPage has caused a huge meltdown at the catholic school the kids attend.
*Am American Airlines flight is buzzed by a UFO.
*It was a bad idea to have a cemetery on a cliff over the ocean.
*Some butthole sent me a nasty email!
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531: Eric Zane Show Podcast 531 I was almost killed by a turtle! Feb 24, 2021

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Topics:
*My friends on the show doing the "Diet Bet" with me had no doubt been thinking that I was going to give my money to them as I was committed to fat! But, with two weeks left in the bet, I'm on a two day winning streak! The tide is turning! You must join us on the next one when we do it.
*The Tiger Woods wreck was a huge story. Dude's leg is a catastrophe. I talked about the coverage and how people were kind of waiting for there to be another layer to the story that would involve drugs, hookers, or a another Perkins waitress.
*Golfer Justin Thomas talked about how sad he was that his pal Tiger was badly hurt, only to have a reporter's follow up question cause him to want to strangle the guy who asked it.
*I was happy to see the Texas frozen turtles being let back into the ocean after finally warming up. The saga of how they had to save 5,000 turtles is pretty amazing.
*I told the story of how I tried to rescue a snapping turtle I found in the middle of the road a few years ago.
*We had three "emails of the day," today - Brought to you by ForeverLawn
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*"Dear Meathead" BTYB JM Synthetics
*I busted out a recent Cameo I did and then made fun of "Vince Meal's" shitty efforts on the platform.
*An impromptu, well-deserved beat up of Dirk (again). Dirk is the new show punching bag.
*The shit hit the fan at the EZSP household this morning as "Princess of the Forest #2, Madison" went kukoo because she spilled her coffee. Wow! The NFK and I had to work together to settle her down. It was intense!
Ride into work song - I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
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