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541: Eric Zane Show Podcast 541 High school drama haunts my sleep Mar 11, 2021

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*The NFK and I had an adventure yesterday in getting him to his doctors appointment. Good thing we left for the appt. early! The usual circumstance of rage-filled muttering and hilarity happened in this one.
*My sleep was ruined by high school drama, and numerous, loud biological functions.
*A local college is embroiled in a bit of controversy as some asshole students decide to show how judge-ee they are.
*The Cuomo story keeps getting scuzzier as yet another lady says he groped her.
*"The Minimum Wage Wars" continue as Tyler fires back with another "Email of the day" BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan.
*Maniac kills wife, puts her on couch Christmas morning so the kids can think that Mom's watching them open presents.
*Lady tries finding birth father, finds out he's a fugitive axe murderer.
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Dear Meathead 3/10/21 BTYB JM Synthetics - Dad's Hanging Out with Zach The Egyptian Mar 10, 2021

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540: Eric Zane Show Podcast 540 The Mystery of My Dad's Age Mar 10, 2021

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*A Facebook post prompted me to do a well check on Stuart Reeves McCallister from the LMNOPodcast
*The QOTF picked a Facebook Fight with some hag over Autism nomenclature.
*Keep me in your prayers....prayers for hilarity as today is the day that The NFK and I venture out to visit The NFK's new neurologist. Middle fingers are sure to be a flyin'!
*Remember the story the other day about the dip shit kid who blew up a bomb in the classroom? Cops went to his house and arrested his dumb fuck Dad for having a molotov cocktail, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and being a fucking moron.
*Zaniac Jessica has a birthday...lets celebrate by doing an impression of her.
*Patriot Nick is doing ZOOM trivia on Saturday at 6PM. Winner gets one year of my tier 2 Patreon. Thanks Nick! Go to Zaniacs United Facebook page to sign up.
*Carl Sagan grains of sand info I talked about here.
*Dear Meathead BTYB JM Synthetics. Dad is making some questionable decisions.
*A rare visit from my brother, "World Book Jim" to discuss my Dad's poor decision making and rationale and the mystery is introduced about my Dad's age.
*Some poor guy in Michigan spent 5 years in prison for a murder he had nothing to do with. His alibi was rock solid. All he needed was a receipt from Hertz rental car to show he was no where near the murder when it happened. Problem: Hertz wouldn't give him the receipt!!!!
*Piers Morgan is a huge crybaby, storms off set of Good Morning Britain after getting challenged on his point of view on Meghan Markle, quits.
*During the telling of the Piers Morgan catastrophe, I was sucked into a kids show theme song wormhole.
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539: Eric Zane Show Podcast 539 I'm Getting Great MIleage Out of Zaniac Impersonations Mar 09, 2021

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*You'd think that simply hopping over a fence to get onto the high school track for a workout wouldn't produce a hilarious story. That is true if I was the only one hopping the fence. The Queen of the Forest wanted to go to. The fence was daunting and it led to a ridiculous scenario.
*It was the first of several busy days yesterday with The NFK. Taking him to an eye doctor appointment resulted in numerous outbursts and tirades that need to be discussed.
*Some dope 16 year old at a high school North of where I am decided it'd be cool to bring a bomb to school and set it off in the classroom. I'll tell you the details of the dummy who will no doubt one day be seen storming the capitol one day.
*A 2 year old clip has surfaced of scumbag Andrew Cuomo that hasn't aged well at all.
*I talked a bit about the "Hammered on the Zaniac Zoom Patreon breakdown" that I did the other day. It resulted in an even further refining of some of my Zaniac audience member impersonations. This should be watched on the live stream replay.
*Burger King UK loses the room on International Women's Day with a Tweet that, though well intended, backfires spectacularly.
*More blowback from the minimum wage discussion with an Email of the Day from Tyler BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan.
*Docs have found another horrible side effect of having COVID...the potential for a painful, three hour boner.
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538: Eric Zane Show Podcast 538 The colossal Bath and Body Works Brawl Mar 08, 2021

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*I was informed that I have to take the NFK to his eye doctor's appointment. In fact, It's a very busy week for The NFK and I as he has two other doctor's appointments. That's making The NFK anxious and he's been flying off the handle for the past week.
*I lost "Pooh Bear points" this morning as I got impatient with TQOTF.
*Saturday featured a visit from a couple of my wife's cousins who are in town as contractors for a building project. The older cousin, Paul is a fantastic story about how he got to where he is today.
*The visit with Diana's cousins was marred by The NFK being a total asshole and giving waaaaayyyyy to many details about the passing of Diana and The NFK's brother, David.
*I broke down the Scottsdale AZ Bath and Body Works brawl as an army of huge women slugged it out.
*Allison dropped an "Email of the Day" on us BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan.
*Two great audio clips that I have the video for you to check out. Click here to see the parrot swear like The NFK. Click here to see the shitty cover band brawl.
*Some maniac runner apparently took a dump in broad daylight on a person's front lawn and numerous audience members think it may have been your old pal, Eric Zane.
*Asshole of the Day is awarded
*More women come out against creepy ass Andrew Cuomo
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46: Lost Zane Recordings FREEview Ep 46 Airdate: 6/10/2016 Mar 08, 2021

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Here's what happened on the full show available on Patreon!:
1 – Thermostat issues. Doane calls in on day off with no point. Doane impressions. Bus Stop Karaoke coming. Eric doesn’t know names.2 – Games coming later in show. Chewbacca mom blowback.3 – 5-in-10 challenge. Eric’s about to snap.4 – Brock Turner judge was too lenient.5 – What’s in my pocket challenge; people don’t understand games. Eric figures out Facebook Live.6 – Examples of the bit rate Doane uses to save the podcast. Facebook Live event last night with Eric. Chili by Julius.7 – Finishing the What’s in my pocket challenge. Sports updates.8 – Jenny Garone in for Ron talking movies. Reviewing Ron’s ‘Dick in the Box’ moment from last week.9 – Dine & Dash – idiots forgot their young daughter when they left. Doris is back.10 – Kalamazoo tragedy update. 10 minutes with Huge.11 – Hope Hornish (19 yr old) and Michael Clancy Jr. (14 yr old) stock car racers.12 – Breaking News – Gordie Howe dies.13 – Josh Laxer and Mickey Graham from the Whitecaps.
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22: FREEview Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast - show 22 3/5/2021 Mar 06, 2021

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Enjoy a few minutes of this week's Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast. Get the full show here!
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Here's what we discussed on the show. Get it here.
*Ben has a comedy show fall out of the sky for him. He describes it as "An actual real comedy show."
*One at a time, the contestants for "Bet on Ben" later in the show are introduced. 2 of the 4 struggle to get their mics unmuted or cameras enabled.
*Zaniac Joe Morren spends the weekend working harder than anyone after spending the week working...and he does it for fun!!!
*Ben told the story of the crazily indecent (and FCC fineable) comment made on the radio by Joe of FBHW. Gregg dumped it and Joe doubled down and said the same thing, but worse. Joe acted like what he did was not at all a problem. Oh man. This was bad. I saw the clip later. The looks on HW and Gregg's face when dumb dumb said what he said were incredible. I actually felt bad for them. I used to think I was invincible. After seeing the clip and seeing how Joe was incredulous about being dumped, I'm of the opinion that he may get fired for something similar down the road if he's not careful.
*We busted out "Bet on Ben" with numerous attempts at the elusive $50 prize!!!
*Week three of "Ben's Shitty Twitter" jokes. Ben either gets a "plus 1" or a "minus 1" on the joke. After two weeks of keeping score (and coming into this week) he has an overall score of +6.
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537: Eric Zane Show Podcast 537 An elderly lady describes me perfectly Mar 05, 2021

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*Holy crap...more drama with The NFK as a collection notice came in. Diana tried to smooth it over, but he was still ready to blow. I'll detail how I stayed out of the crosshairs.
*The continuing saga of 14 year old Cody Pepin in Escanaba, Michigan who had to endure a scathing roast published in the local newspaper by a teacher who inexplicably felt the need to humiliate the kid.
*Zaniac Adam was driving around with his elderly mother while listening to my Patreon. That led to a hilarious description of me by his sweet mother.
*There's a birthday boy in the house!!!!
*Big trouble at the cock fight! Sweet karma and irony in this story.
*Former NFL player Kellen Winslow II is going to prison for a long time for rape.
*I once worked with a child rapist. Not good.
*Emails of the day brought to you by ForeverLawn West Michigan
*Scottish lady with different terms for private parts video nonsense.

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45: Lost Zane Recordings FREEview Ep 45 Airdate: 6/9/2016 Mar 05, 2021

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Here's what happened on the full show available on Patreon!:
1 – Matt Haan in today for Doane. Doane takes credit for Haan fixing Doane’s F up. Doane impressions. Ask the Asian. Eric/Huge Mary Jane remote yesterday.2 – Slaughter the Turks Armenian meatballs. Sam’s last day.3 – Eric attended the silent ride in Kalamazoo honoring the bikers killed 2 days ago.4 – Tweets to the show. Guess the sounds. Sports updates. Beating up Doane.5 – More clips of Eric and Huge calling the WhiteCaps game. Eric loves Pacific Rim. Yes sir Boss.6 – Jason Sanchez from Maple Hill Golf. Eric’s mowing the golf greens fail (forgot to lift the deck).7 – Guess the sounds game.8 – Heaven fight club. Mailman steals gift cards from mail; victim sounds like Doane. Great Doane impressions.9 – Saying good-bye to Sam.10 – 10 minutes with Huge. Sports updates.11 – Additional coverage of Kalamazoo cyclist crash tragedy. Eric went running in shady Kalamazoo neighborhood prior to the silent ride.12 – Butthurt metal fans. Pray away the gay. God says don’t eat shellfish. Doris calls in.13 – Caller explains the questions from last segment; Eric might be a little gay. Follow-up on 82 yr old singer from yesterday. Radio Station ‘Extreme’ fail of ‘bodies’ commercial after 9/11. Eric’s Dads transformation in the 70’s.
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Dear Meathead 3/3/21 BTYB JM Synthetics - I think Dad meant "Kill two birds with one stone." Mar 04, 2021

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