The Dapper Dads

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Stand Up Or Sit Down Jan 19, 2018

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The guys reflect on some funny childhood moments thanks to a quality submission. Topics include a lot of dad pranks, dealing with bullies, concussions and more wonderful memories. We also need your input on a very important topic in this episode that left the dads split. Please submit which side you're on so we can get some more information for this very serious debate.

Hashtag us cool guys on Twitter and follow @DapperDads Buy stuff so this doesn't end www.thedapperdads.com/shop 5 star reviews or we'll lose all our respect Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram and maybe we'll follow back Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with that good stuff www.thedapperdads.com for all the stuff and none of the not stuff dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat) Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

The Cottage Cheese Incident? Jan 12, 2018

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The guys finally ventured back to Chicago and didn't even have to wait 3 hours on a train. They finally find out about the "egg" from Richard's, play some intense arcade games, acted like complete animals at a show and Slim had his first taste of Malört. There's also some submissions including a two-parter that creates so many questions and zero answers. Hit play already.

We finally have a Twitter so #teens will think we're cool! Follow @DapperDads New year, new you (with cool shirts and mug) www.thedapperdads.com/shop 5 star reviews and nothing less. Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram and maybe we'll follow back. Submit something: Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with the answers we need. www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more. dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail. www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook. http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday. Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat) Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Stripper Chop Jan 05, 2018

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Welcome to 2018. The dads had a wild holiday weekend together. They tell the tale which features $1 Applebee's long island iced teas, freeish drinks, going too hard and tapping out early, Mexican food, a gentleman's club full of fog and of course Slim's ugly sweater party. There's no guidelines for going on a bender, but this isn't a bad example either.

Cop some merch already www.thedapperdads.com/shop 2018 is the year of you leaving us 5 star reviews. Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram and maybe we'll follow back. Submit something: Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want and see if it makes it on the next episode. www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more. dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail. www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook. http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday. Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat) Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

DAPPER DABBLES Dec 31, 2017

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Suprise. This is a compilation of test recordings we do before each episode to ensure everything sounds good. We affectionately refer to these as "pre" and I'm sure you can already see the type of jokes that result. Shortly after implementing this process we realized we were leaving some real gold on the cutting room floor and decided to grab some hilarious pieces of them as an extra thank you for sticking with us throughout 2017. The quality of this at times is less than ideal, but fun overall. Here's to a big beautiful 2018!

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Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

LOVE Y'ALL.

Goodbye 2017: Albums Of The Year Dec 29, 2017

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The guys wave farewell to 2017 by discussing their top 10 albums of the year each in great detail. They also talk about starting the podcast, Drama tells one of his favorite stories of the year and they talk about what 2018 holds just like everyone else. See ya next year.

WE HAVE MERCH NOW! www.thedapperdads.com/shop

There better be new 5 star reviews by 2018.

Follow @dapperdadspodcast on Instagram and maybe we'll follow back.

Let's ring in the new year with wild submissions:

Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want and see if it makes it on the next episode.

www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more.

dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail.

www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook.

http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday.

Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)

Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

'Tis The Season: Christmas & Songs Of The Year Dec 22, 2017

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An episode full of Christmas cheer (and a video full of so much more - go watch now on Yotube). Hear about how Slim was Santa, Drama got his first starbucks ever and finally cashed in his fraudulent free Chik-Fil-A card, plus their favorite christmas movies and memories. Then the songs of the year get discussed in great detail. Also a lot of awful singing from both Dads.

5 star reviews are the only gift we need.

Newish Instagram alert: follow @dapperdadspodcast and maybe we'll follow back.

Let's ring in the new year with wild submissions:

Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want and see if it makes it on the next episode.

www.thedapperdads.com for everything and more.

dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail.

www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook.

http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday (and a special one today for this episode!)

Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)

Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Premium Nightmares Lingering In The Ether Since The 90s Dec 15, 2017

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The guys take a deep dive into all their crazy dreams and nightmares thanks to a submission. They also chat about out of touch rappers, old relationships and the thought of waking up years in the past. It's all super captivating and will change your life probably.

Give us 5 star reviews so we don't feel worthless.

We have an Instagram. Go follow @dapperdadspodcast and maybe we'll follow back.

Shoot us some hot submissions to discuss:

Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want and see if it makes it on the next episode.

www.thedapperdads.com for all our stuff and anonymous submissions.

dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail.

www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook.

http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday.

Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)

Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Beautiful Wet Candy Dec 08, 2017

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The guys got a gaggle of submissions and answered them all. Topics range from net neutrality to gambling on a fart, music that makes you emotional to video game music, plus a bunch of other stuff. It's an emotional rollercoaster.

FIGHT AGAINST NET NEUTRALITY. IT IS FAST AND SIMPLE. LEARN HOW AT www.battleforthenet.com

Smash that mf 5 star review button.

We have an Instagram. Go follow @dapperdadspodcast and maybe we'll follow back.

Keep the submissions coming to one of the following hotspots:

Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with whatever you want and see if it makes it on the next episode.

www.thedapperdads.com for all our stuff and anonymous submissions.

dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail.

www.facebook.com/dapperdadspodcast if you're still on Facebook.

http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify a bi-weekly Spotify playlist every other Wednesday.

Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything (Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat)

Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter, @fastfingerslimofficial on Instagram and @kinglouie323 on Snapchat.

A Rain Man Type Scenario Dec 01, 2017

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3 out of 5 Mormon wives say this episode is good. When you bring Slim to his breaking point and keep Drama nice and relaxed you get quality content like episode 17 here. The guys chat about Drama trying to buy fake Gucci flip flops, Slim's father disowning him, Chuck E. Cheese's, their wild Dad's night out on the town and a bunch of other random stuff.

While you're reading this why don't you click a nice, hot 5 star review for us?

Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) and tell or ask us something and we'll talk about it on an upcoming episode.

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dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail.

www.facebook.com/DapperDadsPodcast/ like the Facebook page and whatnot.

http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify bi-weekly Spotify playlists just updated this week!

Follow Drama - @braindeaddrama on everything

Follow Slim - @fastfingerslim on Twitter / @fastfingerslim323 on IG / @kinglouie323 on Snapchat

Over The Hand Pants Job Nov 24, 2017

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More madman rambles in episode 16 when the guys get into a very intense documentary Drama witnessed, an awful customer interaction at Slim's work plus a solid talking point submission and a terrible idea submission. Plus we finally get to hear about the time Slim ran over his foot with a mower.

Subscribe, rate and review! Send us submissions any of the ways below.

Call or text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) with anything and see if it makes an upcoming episode.

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dapperdadspodcast@gmail.com for all your hate mail.

https://www.facebook.com/DapperDadsPodcast/ like the Facebook page and whatnot.

http://bit.ly/dapdadspotify bi-weekly Spotify playlists just updated this week!

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