The Dapper Dads

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Minneapolis For Soundset Jun 01, 2018

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Believe it or not, the guys lived through their 3 day bender up in Minneapolis for Memorial Day weekend and Soundset 2018. Listen to the tales of hot tubs, many many breweries, the most intense live performance the dads have witnessed so far, almost being involved in a shooting and how a board game almost broke the bonds of friendship. Plus other stuff too because boy oh boy was it a story for the history books.

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Eyes Wide Shut May 25, 2018

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For the cost of absolutely nothing you can press play and let the dads explain how two fish fighting looks like something kissing, LimeBikes, the random supplements their taking, keeping eyes open or closed while cranking down, a presidential submission, songs of the summer so far and a slew of references almost no one will get! What more could you ask for? Nothing!

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On The Prowl Off Malört May 18, 2018

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There are some technical issues because we've become so great that everything is trying to take us down but we won't let it happen. The first 20ish minutes are rough but full of greatness regardless. Hear about how Slim got literal poop in the mail, puking in cars and on guitars, the first successful penis transplant, new liquor decisions and all the other goodies that come in a normal episode.

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Bird Mace May 11, 2018

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We're finally over the hill and it sure does show. In this one the guys talk about old people activities, favorite commercial jingles, naps and taking them successfully, smart condom technology, sports fails and a heap of other hilarity.

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Comically Large Sunglasses May 04, 2018

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Tune in tight as the guys chit chat about Drama's new tattoo, grilling like a real dad, laser tag against an army of children, more neighbor stories, favorite 90's cartoons, the helicopter scene from Teen Wolf and a lot of other stuff that's of equal quality.

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Fingering In The Park Apr 27, 2018

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It's a spicy one where the guys tackle the topics of their plans for when the world ends, Jeff Lachey, the death of demon daughters, a Curd's Corner about releasing gas around ladies, a submission of three quick ones, the worst words and other stuff. Get it while the getting is good.

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Please Don't Touch My Cards Apr 20, 2018

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Slim finally decided to slam his fist straight through all of our equipment and delete a good 20 minutes of this episode but we're so dedicated that we started from scratch and tried to bring it back. Listen to us struggle to touch on the things from the deleted segment, flea markets, waiters and waitresses, the strange stuff young boys do together and more. Plus after the episode we tack on the original audio from the camera for those who care enough. The quality is very bad but the content is kinda funny.

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Erotic Serial Killer Shrek Fan Fiction Apr 13, 2018

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Why don't you take a load off with a fresh new episode of this here podcast? Listen to the guys blabber on about cannibalism, erotic fan fiction, avoiding social interactions at stores, what profession would be most innapropriate to wear sleeveless shirts, the rules to get in the Dapper Dad cult and more. What a bargain.

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Equal Opportunity Fade Catching Establishment Apr 06, 2018

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There's no more brakes on this ride so we hope you're ready. Let your ears absorb the tales of Drama's trip back to the doctor, the best bathtub foods, a submission that starts bad but spirals out of control, fast food drive thru experiences and a ton of other stuff. It just might be the best episode yet or possibly not.

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Murked By Porkchop Mar 30, 2018

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In this streaming pile of success and greatness Drama recaps his experience seeing Hannibal Buress live, proper bar etiquette, what makes Slim nauseous, job interview questions and the weird jobs they lead to and so much more you're probably gonna be like wow that was quite a bit.

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