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#95: The Telepathic Football Aug 05, 2019

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Just after the turn of the 21st Century a pair of Chilean boys had a brief, yet chilling, run-in with a bizarre, psychic, self-illuminated, bipedal being, which seemed to synthesize the incongruent attributes of canines, platypus, porcupines, wild boars, goats and a quanco or—as it is more commonly known—a rugby ball.

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#94: The Cowman Of Copalis Beach - Part 2 Jul 29, 2019

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Following his son being chased down and attacked by a massive furry fiend in a field just outside their remote and heavily forested Copalis Beach home, Jon, a husband and father of two, had two burdens weighing heavily on his mind; first and foremost how could he protect his family from this monstrous threat, and the second; how could he explain to them that the creature stalking their family was no mere animal, but something straight out of ancient lore.

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#93: The Cowman Of Copalis Beach - Part 1 Jul 22, 2019

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In the mid-1960s, a family of four living in an isolated and densely forested stretch of the Pacific Northwest had a series of terrifying encounters with a massive man-like beast that seemed to be disturbingly focused on their children—in particular their 4 year-old son—leading to an all-out assault and attempted abduction that would leave the young family reeling in horror.

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#92: E.S.M.B. Storm Area 51, They won't be able to stop us all Jul 18, 2019

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Naruto runs and vape clouds are ready!!!

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#91: Slabs Jul 15, 2019

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In the short hours of a wintery, late-70s night, a Kentucky truck driver was heading home from his girlfriend's house, when he spied a strange, orange object in the sky. Little could he have anticipated that the utterly inhuman entities inside this anomalous airborne apparition were destined to change the course of his life forever.

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#90: The Stowell School Invasion Jul 08, 2019

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In what would have made an amazing 1970s Tsuburaya produced tokusatsu sci-fi series, a group of Malaysian students would have a series of increasingly disturbing run-ins with what became a fleet of tiny UFOs and their even more diminutive, laser gun toting occupants who seemed hell-bent on invading of sovereign Earth soil.

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#89: The Silver Swimmer And The Sea Dragon Jul 01, 2019

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In an event that seems culled straight from the pages of a Marvel comic book or the frames of a 1970s Toho sci-fi masterpiece; a group of awestruck witnesses watched in wide-eyed wonder as a colossal, silver suited humanoid grappled with an undulating, serpentine monstrosity in the surging, dark waters of the Black Sea.

It was an astonishing incident; one which some perceived to be mortal adversaries locked in a life-or-death struggle and which others insisted was nothing more a mammoth man-like being engaged in a vigorous frolicking session with his pet sea serpent.

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#88: Gef Jun 24, 2019

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In the early 1930s, a family of three from the idyllic Isle of Man had a series of bizarre and ostensibly supernatural encounters with a highly intelligent, perversely witty and decidedly vexatious varmint of unknown origin. This wee beastie infested their home and held these unfortunate individuals under it's occasionally amusing, sometimes helpful and oft times ominous influence for the better part of a decade.

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#87: Death Ship Of The South Sea: The Ourang Medan Mystery Jun 17, 2019

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Since the earliest humans first gazed out into their seemingly endless expanse, the world's oceans have been the source of both wonder and terror. For centuries eerie tales of ghost ships like the Flying Dutchman and the Mary Celeste have been passed down from one generation of seafarer to the next, but as ill-omened as these haunted vessels are alleged to be there is another even more disturbing maritime mystery that deals not with ships that have been abandoned, but those whose crew have inexplicably perished… Arguably the most disturbing of these legends is the dreadful case of the SS Ourang Medan.

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#86: Space Demons Of Devil's Swamp Jun 10, 2019

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Not long after the turn of the millennia, a solitary outdoorsman had the shock of his life when — while on a routine hunting expedition — he stumbled across what he believes to be the remains of a colossal carcass in a remote area of Louisiana known as Devil's Swamp, but, as terrifying as the sight of those alleged remains were, it's what he saw next that would challenge his notions of reality.

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