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#105: The Hexed Heads Of Hexham Oct 14, 2019

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Not long after the dawn of the 1970s, two brothers excavated a pair carved, sandstone heads that were buried in their backyard. Delighted by their finds, the young siblings rushed home to show off the curious artifacts; never suspecting that these simple yet sinister sculptures carried with them an ancient curse that would unleash a paranormal Pandora's Box on all those foolish enough to take possession of the cursed carvings.

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#104: The Nameless Thing Of Berkeley Square Oct 07, 2019

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In one of the most haunting legends to come from the British Isles, this unidentified monstrosity is said, by some, to be a vile, phantasmagorical killer from beyond the grave. Others suggest it may be an inter-dimensional interloper or even a demon, but there is some evidence to suggest that it may be a bizarre, yet decidedly biological creature which lurks in the filthy labyrinth of the London sewer system waiting to rise up and kill again.

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#103: The Dubno Abductors - Part 2 Sep 30, 2019

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In the dead of night, in the winter of 2008, Vladimir and Olga Voronezhskiy were sucked up in a beam of light by an alien spacecraft populated with crawling, caterpillar creatures and a looming Grim Reaper-like being. In the hours that would follow, this ordinary couple would not only be subjected to ghoulish experiments, but would learn startling secrets about an intergalactic war, the nature of God and the origins of the human race.

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#102: The Dubno Abductors - Part 1 Sep 23, 2019

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In 2008 a Ukrainian couple claimed to have been snatched up by curious creatures from another world. But, while many aspects of their experience mirror those of classic alien abduction lore, there were a few strange twists that transformed this case from a run of the mill extraterrestrial encounter into one of the most bizarre interplanetary kidnappings on the books.

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#101: Patreon EP #4: The Wonderful World Of Icelandic Elf Sex Sep 16, 2019

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Although she's allegedly been threatened by her fellow countrymen for divulging a what some consider to be not only a sensitive, but also sacred national secret, an Icelandic mom has come forward to reveal that citizens of Europe's most sparsely populated country have for centuries been engaging in carnal relations with pocket-sized, non-human entities… and that the sex is fucking awesome!

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#100: Van Meter Visitor Sep 09, 2019

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At the dawn of the 20th century, the tiny town of Van Meter Iowa became the epicenter of a series a terrifying incidents with one of the oddest entities ever chronicled; an utterly bizarre, bioluminescent, beast that drove the local populace into a state of sheer panic.

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#99: The Cryptonaut Podcast Live Sep 02, 2019

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Recorded live at the Thirsty Pug - June 29th 2019

THE SALESMANIn the late 1960s, a teen from the east coast of England would have one of the most traumatizing and outright bizarre all-too-close-encounters on record, when she was confronted by what she initially assumed was a door to door salesman, but what she quickly came to realize was an entity unlike any she's ever encountered… one which drove home the oft repeated lesson instilled by her parents to never talk to strangers.

THE ROCK-HEADED JELLYFISH TRIOIn the dead of night, midway through the first decade of the new millennium, a terrified Tucson resident would have a surreal face-to-rocky-face encounter with a troika of hideous home invaders who not only defied the conventions of terrestrial biology—but the fundamental laws of physics themselves.

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#98: Little Red Devils Aug 26, 2019

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Throughout the second half of the 20th Century, numerous residents of Virginia claimed to have encountered remarkably similar and distinctly diabolical entities, which have been referred to as both "Trollics" and "Moon Worshippers," but that most people would recognize as the image of a classic crimson devil; albeit in miniature.

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#97: Stone Killers Aug 19, 2019

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Just after the turn of the 20th Century, a blissful couple purchased a picturesque cottage in north England's desolate Peak District, utterly unaware of the fact that the property came with a curse that the original owners would return on All Saints Day… original owners who were not only replete with evil, but also evidently capable of transmuting their vile spirits into very stone effigies meant to entomb their cursed corpses.

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#96: The Curse Of The Golden Eagle Aug 12, 2019

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In 1964 a Dodge 330 Limited Edition, that was dubbed the "Golden Eagle" by her owners, rolled off the assembly line and directly into paranormal lore by becoming what many say is the most evil car in America. If its pedigree is to be believed, this diabolical vehicle has been indirectly responsible for the deaths of as many as 32 individuals during its 55-year reign of terror.

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