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#305: Stardust Ranch Part 6: Samurai Alien Slayer Sep 11, 2023

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As John Edmonds' bloodlust reached a fever pitch, the universe blessed the bedeviled rancher with a razor-sharp release for his wrath, a katana which suddenly put him in possession of the Holy Grail of ufology: irrefutable proof of the existence of extraterrestrials.

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#304: Stardust Ranch Part 5: Rainbow Valley Massacre Sep 04, 2023

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Enough was enough. After enduring years of abuse at the hands of an uncanny array of arcane abominations, John Edmonds strikes back with a vengeance. As the bloodshed intensifies into an orgy of chaotic carnage and inter-dimensional portals rip through the fabric of space-time, John, like the mythic heroes of yore, receives a razor-edged gift from the proverbial gods

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#303: Stardust Ranch Part 4: Aliens And AK-47s Aug 28, 2023

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With alien abductions, animal mutilations and anomalous entity attacks on the rise, John Edmonds goes public with his story, incurring the wrath of would-be assassins, the notorious Men in Black and violent greys. But just when things were at their darkest, John would find it within himself to fight back against the malevolent monstrosities arrayed against him in order to save the woman he loves.

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#302: Stardust Ranch Part 3: E.T.S. and Exorcists Aug 21, 2023

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Having declared war on the malevolent metaphysical forces slaughtering his animals and infesting his home, John Edmonds was unprepared for the escalation of violence and stunned by a new wave of sinister spectral assailants. But what he'd initially assumed were just the restless dead proved to have more divergent origins as the bulk of these beings seemed to hail from both hell and space.

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#301: Stardust Ranch Part 2: Dark Forces Aug 14, 2023

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From the moment he moved onto the ranch John Edmonds found himself the victim of a malignant metaphysical manifestation which seemed hellbent on not only driving him from his dream home, but quite literally out of his mind. As he learns about the property's brutal history nefarious paranormal forces drew first blood forcing the homeowner to declare war.

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#300: Stardust Ranch Part 1: The Man Who Kills Monsters Aug 07, 2023

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Take the supernatural antics surrounding Skinwalker Ranch—including UFOs, bizarre beasts, animal mutilations, poltergeist and portals—add to it black-eyed doppelgangers, M.I.B. and alien factions caught in a turf war; top it all off with a '70's samurai-sploitation cherry and what do you get? The ultra-bizarre yet unnervingly true case of the notorious Stardust Ranch... welcome to the weirdest, wildest paranormal hot spot in the west..

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#299: The Faceless Ones Jul 24, 2023

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Fortean lore is riddled with anxiety inducing accounts of creepy critters, but few of these anatomical anomalies are more alarming than the eerie entities who are, inexplicably born without a face. How these bizarre beings manage to stalk their prey lacking eyes, ears and a nose—let alone consume it without a mouth—is an enigma that perplexes all who ponder the existence of these faceless, fear inducing fiends.

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#298: Hollywood Horrors: Mysterious Origins Of The Blob Jul 17, 2023

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"It crawls.... It creeps.... It eats you alive! Indescribable... indestructible... insatiable! Bloated with the blood of its victims! Nothing Can Stop It!" These are just a fistful of the gloriously hyperbolic taglines used to market one of the 50s' most memorable creature features—"The Blob"—but while nearly every movie fan is at least familiar with this amorphous, undulating mega-mass from another world, very few are aware of the fact that the likely genesis for this sinister, flesh-sucking, fiend is an incident that took place in Philadelphia in the fall of 1950.

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#297: Melrose Creep And The Farmersville Green Man Jul 10, 2023

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These two brief, yet bizarre—and in one case extremely brutal—cases are emblematic of the kind of unexpected encounters that human beings across the globe claim to have had with creatures that lurk beyond the pale of rational explanation. Are we dealing with cryptids, aliens, faerie folk, occult incarnations, inter-dimensional entities or something that, as yet, defies description? Let's dig in.

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#296: Amphibious Anthropoids U.S.A. Jul 03, 2023

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From fetid, stump ridden swamps to murky lakes infested with slippery, tentacle-like strands of seaweed that wrap around your ankles with uncanny strength to backwater bayous and even roadside drainage ditches; life thrives in the dark, wet corners of our world. In this episode we're exposing some of these strange, semi-aquatic critters to the light.

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