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#315: Weird, Wet And Wild: The Moist Menagerie Nov 27, 2023

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This little blue orb we call home is chock-full of anomalous aquatic animals. According to published reports, 94% of the world's living species live underwater and 91% of those have yet to be discovered, described or cataloged. Today we offer a sample platter of the evidently endless paranormal parade that makes up this moist menagerie of monstrosities.

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#314: Pale Crawlers Nov 20, 2023

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One of the most bizarre phenomenons to hit the paranormal arena in recent years are run-ins with pale, cadaverous, crawling humanoids who are nocturnally stalking not only the remote wooded areas one might expect, but also the once safe suburbs and even desolate city streets; forcing one to wonder if we might be bearing witness to a silent invasion of creepy crawlies that are both horrifying and—according to some reports—extremely dangerous.

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#313: The Other Side: A Journey Into Hell Nov 13, 2023

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In 2008, a young, Chicago athlete was struck by a series of wracking chest pain. After being rushed to the hospital, the high school student's biggest fears were the end of his basketball career and the surgery he'd have to undergo. But after just one night in this hospital from hell—during which the teenager endured a nightmarish odyssey in a freakishly familiar word—he was left with the lingering knowledge that the true horror he'd faced was the nebulous nature of reality itself.

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#312: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 25: The Return Of The Ashtar Command And Sam The Sandown Ghost Clown Nov 06, 2023

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Two Cryptonaut Podcast listeners, inspired by hearing past episodes, realized that they'd had similar paranatural experiences to those discussed. The first, reported a near—and potentially sinister—contact with the Ashtar Command and the Galactic Council… the second had a run-in with one of the most enigmatic entities ever chronicled a; haunting, patchwork, scarecrow-like, inter-dimensional, wood-based being known as Sam the Sandown Ghost Clown… and this time, this bizarre being was not alone.

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#311: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 24: Bullies From Beyond Oct 30, 2023

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It is a sad truth that children—more so than any others in society—are tormented by those bigger and stronger than themselves. Exacerbating this already troubling trend is the fact that these misanthropic yobbos can be corporeal, inhuman or decidedly dead. In this episode we explore terrifying true tales of kids being antagonized (or outright attacked) by an array of massive, red-eyed, moist-footed monstrosities as well as a tiny, toothy goblin with a taste for human flesh and a sinister skeletal secret.

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#310: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 23: Blast From The Past: Copenhagen Vs. Kinchafoonee Oct 23, 2023

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In the wild world of Cryptozoology, spontaneous sightings of one off weirdos is the rule rather than the exception, but every now and then we come across an account, revealing that what seemed to be a one and done encounter is actually just the beginning of what will become repeated run-ins with these anomalous animals. Here we present two never before heard eyewitness accounts from folks who claim to have seen these potentially malefic monstrosities a second time!

Copenhagen Devilhttps://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/43-copenhagen-devil/

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#309: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 22: Dark Denizens Of The Forest Oct 16, 2023

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The shadow, shrouded woods of the world harbor all kinds of bloodthirsty predators. Humans are all too familiar with most of these carnivorous critters, but there are few who seem to defy the zoological record; dwelling in that nebulous void between the unknown and high strangeness. It is with these seemingly insidious entities that we concern ourselves today.

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#308: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 21: Revenge Of The Puppet People ( Count von Count ) Oct 09, 2023

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Since the dawn of history, children have loved puppets. Long before Kermit, Gonzo, Lamb Chop, Howdy Doody or even the violent 16th-century antics of Punch and Judy, kids worldwide have been delighted by small lumps of clay, wood and fabric being brought to life by master storytellers. Even with all the distractions of the modern world, puppeteers still manage to delight young and old alike… but there's a ghastly yin to this goofy yang: terrifying accounts of kids who've had harrowing encounters with small, inhuman, fully autonomous and evidently evil entities who've assumed the guise of beloved children's characters in order to stalk the youngest and most innocent among us… here are three true-life accounts of these deranged doll-like beings sent to us by those who experienced it. Count von Count is back …..

Count von Count Encounters:https://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/152-e-s-m-b-listener-stories-part-10/

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#307: Stardust Ranch Part 8: Greys Vs. The Galactic Council Oct 02, 2023

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At his absolute lowest, John Edmonds received a call from a strange woman telling him she was a psychic who'd been hired to help him in his war against the Greys. Skeptical, John agreed to let her come never once suspecting that her arrival would set off a series of incredible incidents that would open his eyes to a new reality and result in a spectacular sorcery-infused showdown between interdimensional forces of light and darkness: a showdown that would transform some—while driving others insane.

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#306: Stardust Ranch Part 7: Apocalypse Arizona Sep 25, 2023

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After over a decade of being called crazy, a liar or worse, John Edmonds was about to prove that aliens exist. But on the threshold of this paradigm shifting event, he was dealt a devastating blow that left him reeling. With no foreseeable end to his hellish ordeal, John found himself at the end of his rope. But—just when it seemed as if he was about to drown in a sea of high strangeness—the rancher was thrown a lifeline from an unlikely source: the Galactic Council.

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