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Desperado (1995) Jan 29, 2026

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When you saw this movie for the first time, I bet you didn’t know it was the second movie in a trilogy. But I’m sure you knew that it was everything you could ever want in a movie.. Robert Rodriquez unleashed with an actual budget, Antonio Banderas reminding us what cool looks like and Salma Hayek being the most gorgeous woman in the history of movies. With a body count of 67, we are of course talking about 1995’s Desperado

•0:00:00 - Introductions

•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing

•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details

•0:10:30 - Critical and fan reviews

•0:18:00 - Scene by scene breakdown

•1:22:00 - Modern day ratings

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BRUNCH: 3 Ninjas/Sidekicks (Double Feature) Jan 26, 2026

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Today's special episode is a double feature. We are reviewing not one but TWO kid's karate movies from 1992. We finally rewatched 3 Ninjas after it's disastrous review and low rating back in Feburary of 2021. Will we change our ranking? Then we dive into Sidekicks, a movie that has been requested many times. Enjoy!

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Grandma's Boy (2006) Jan 22, 2026

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On today’s brand new episode, we discuss perhaps one of the most quoted movies of the 2000s. Barely grossing $6 million in its original theatrical release, this film made over $50 million in DVD sales alone. In fact, the CEO of Blockbuster has gone on record calling it the most stolen movie of all-time because it was never voluntarily returned. We are of course talking about 2006’s Grandma’s Boy.

•0:00:00 - Introductions

•0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing

•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details

•0:11:15 - Critical and fan reviews

•0:24:00 - Scene by scene breakdown

•1:43:00 - Modern day ratings

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BRUNCH: The Confusie Award Show from the 2025 Season Jan 19, 2026

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Welcome to the second annual Confusie Awards Presentation. On this episode, we go back through all the movies of our 2025 season and give out winners for best actor/actress, best supporting actor/actress, best episode, most punchable face and so much more. Enjoy!

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Ghost (1990) Jan 15, 2026

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On today’s brand new episode, Sean has hand-picked a movie that took Patrick Swayze from an action star back to a romantic lead. It won 2 Oscars, was the Highest grossing movie of the year and the most rented VHS tape of the year. This movie is single-handedly credited with keeping the art form of pottery alive. We are of course talking about 1990’s Ghost

•0:00:00 - Introductions

•0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing

•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details

•0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews

•0:24:00 - Scene by scene breakdown

•1:32:00 - Modern day ratings

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BRUNCH: Top 5 Concerts Jan 12, 2026

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As you know, we are all big music lovers and we decided to curate our individual Top 5 lists of the best concerts we have ever gone to. Join in and listen and then let us know your Top 5 list!

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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) Jan 08, 2026

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This movie is somehow one of the most emotionally sincere movies ever made about time travel. It was one of those low expectation, sneaky good comedies of the 2000s that you likely skipped at first because of the title. When you finally gave it a shot, it blew your expectations out of the water. It explores the dangers of resigned complacency and revisiting nostalgia and we are wondering if it still holds up. We are of course talking about 2010’s Hot Tub Time Machine

•0:00:00 - Introductions

•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing

•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details

•0:11:30 - Critical and fan reviews

•0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown

•1:32:00 - Modern day ratings

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**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com

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The Confused Breakfast

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Cedar Rapids, IA

52402-9802

Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad.

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BRUNCH: Is It A Christmas Movie or Not - The Definitive Debate Jan 05, 2026

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We got ahold of a list of movies that are the most argued about. Is it a Christmas movie or not? So we give our opinions on these borderline movies. And the 2nd half of the episode is audio from our recent radio appearance. It’s a fun listen. Enjoy!

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So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993) Dec 31, 2025

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On today’s episode, we discuss a cult-classic romantic comedy that underperformed at the box office but went on to become a cable-TV and VHS staple throughout the ’90s. It’s Mike Myers’ first starring role following the massive success of Wayne’s World. This film marked his debut as a romantic lead and introduced the world to his first taste of multi-character madness. We are of course talking about 1993’s So I Married an Axe Murderer.

•0:00:00 - Introductions

•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing

•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details

•0:11:00 - Critical and fan reviews

•0:22:00 - Scene by scene breakdown

•1:32:00 - Modern day ratings

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**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com

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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.

**Mail us something

The Confused Breakfast

PO Box 10016

Cedar Rapids, IA

52402-9802

Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad.

Welcome to our newest members - Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler,

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SCREEN TEST: Christmas Movie Trivia Game Show Dec 29, 2025

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Another edition of Screen Test, hosted by our producer Logan. He curated a Christmas movie gameshow for Mike, Sean and AJ to play. Test your movie knowledge against the hosts on today’s special episode.

0:00- Christmas Traditions

7:00- Game show begins

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