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Blonde Hair Black Heart: Cookie Monster and Cooking Class Mar 14, 2022

Blake is flying solo this week recapping all of the haps in the Bravo-verse. From RHOC's college tour and cooking class (fun Shannon is in full force and we are here for it) to RHOM's cookie monster moment, Blake is bringing the hot takes and the LOLs. We are also giving you a deep dive into the icy waters of the RHOSLC reunion as we wrap up what seems like a never-ending season. Throw in some Vanderpump Rules gossip and some Kardashian/Kanye news and you've got yourself a party! Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Blonde Hair Black Heart: Everyone Loves A Well-Lit Dick Mar 07, 2022

On this week’s Blonde Hair Black Heart, Blake sits down with his best friend Brittney to discuss all things Euphoria. Are we team Maddy or team Cassie? Would we let Nate Jacobs ruin our lives? And was our high school experience anything like growing up at Euphoria High?! Probably not, but the two share some wild stories from our youths anyways. Then, Blake and Brittney chat all about the current season of RHOC and the happenings on RHONJ! Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Blonde Hair Black Heart: Marvel for Morons with Josh Saleh Feb 28, 2022

After dishing on this season of Celebrity Big Brother and spilling the tea about a recent fight with a hypocritical Housewife, Blake sits down with his good friend Josh Saleh - the host of Marvel Let's Play! Josh has interviewed all of the super heroes and super villains in the Marvel cinematic universe but now it's Blake's turn to ask the hard questions...like what's the deal with Groot?! Who's the best Spider-man of them all?! What's it like bumping into one of Hollywood's biggest hunks in the bathroom at a movie premiere?!? Listen now and find out, then rate and subscribe!

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Blonde Hair Black Heart: On Broadway! with Micaela Martinez Feb 21, 2022

Blake is sitting down with his good friend Micaela Martinez who is currently performing in the Broadway cast of the hit musical Wicked! The two catch up about old times doing theater together before Micaela tells Blake all about making her Broadway debut, working with Wicked's first black Glinda, and what she hopes and expects from the upcoming Wicked movie! Blake is also giving his takes on last week's RHOC and RHOSLC plus all of the rumors swirling about RHOBH! Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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BONUS EPISODE! Blonde Hair Black Heart: What’s In The Box?! Feb 14, 2022

Blake is celebrating Valentine's Day by telling some dating horror stories...and I mean HORROR stories...with his best friend Elan! What was inside the mystery box that an ex-boyfriend left for Blake? You'll cringe when you find out! Blake is also taking sides in the current RHONJ feuds and letting his feelings be known about Todrick Hall inside the Celebrity Big Brother house. Spoiler alert: he hates him. Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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BONUS EPISODE! Blonde Hair Black Heart: Cringe Watching with Meghan King Feb 08, 2022

Blake is back and recapping the first week of Celebrity Big Brother - bye Teddi! - and discussing his thoughts on RHOC's pornography-gate before sitting down with The Real Housewives' best detective, Meghan King! The two discuss Meghan's three seasons on Bravo, from the initial casting process to her relationships with the ladies and whether or not she feels personally responsible for inflicting Kelly Dodd on us all. Meghan also gives her takes on the current season and busts out her infamous sleuthing skills to give us her input on the legal scandals surrounding some of the other cities' Wives. Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Episode 64 Feb 04, 2022

Blake and Will are joined by Will's friend Julie - another Housewives Superfan! - to discuss the overload of Bravo content this week. From unfollows in Beverly Hills to Swat teams in Newport, there's some news to unpack before we dive into this week's episodes. Then we talk all about RHOSLC, RHOM, RHONJ, and RHOC! Are Lisa and Heather finally joining forces?! What's the deal with Julia's friendship engagement?! Is Jennifer's new nose a prosthetic?! And finally, is Cards Against Humanity pornography?! Hear our opinions now on The Church of Housewives!

BONUS EPISODE! Blonde Hair Black Heart: Can Mice Even Wear Pants? with Alex Johnson Jan 31, 2022

Blake is back for an all new episode of Blonde Hair Black Heart with a lot to discuss! Truth be told, he didn't think he would need to get this political this fast, but alas another fictional character has purchased a new outfit and everyone's up in arms so a statement MUST be made! Blake is also discussing the cast announcement for this season of Celebrity Big Brother before recapping the epic 2-part Vanderpump Rules reunion. Finally, Blake chats with Alex Johnson - lead singer of the band Drive!Drive! - and with millions of streams on Spotify, songs played in episodes of Teen Mom & Selling Sunset, and bevies of fans desperate to see him play live, it's safe to say this guy is living the rock star fantasy. Listen now, then subscribe and rate!

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Episode 63 Jan 27, 2022

Blake, Kindall, and Will are meeting virtually (thanks, Covid!) to discuss one WiLd N CrAzY week in the Bravo-verse. After some brief news about RHOBH and RHONJ, the gang discusses last week's episode of RHOM and how at dinner Nicole managed to eat up ALL the other Wives. Then, between Jennie's scandal on social media and Meredith's blow ups in Zion, there's a lot happening in RHOSLC and we've got thoughts on everything. Finally, your Housewives Homies talk all about the OC ladies' trip to Cabo before Blake reveals how he accidentally pissed off Tamra Judge last week. Oops! Listen now!

BONUS EPISODE! Blonde Hair Black Heart: There’s No Business Like Meme Business with The Broke Agent Jan 24, 2022

Blake sits down with viral content creator The Broke Agent to discuss his meteoric rise to success from a pavement-pounding realtor to a full fledged media executive with over 350,000 followers, a podcast, and a book! Okay, it's a picture book, but still! Blake also takes a hard stand to defend and support some of today's modern feminist icons - Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and the green M&M. Listen, subscribe, and tell all your friends to check out Blonde Hair Black Heart!

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BONUS EPISODE! Blonde Hair Black Heart: There’s Something About Katie Maloney Jan 17, 2022

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Blake Adam's brand new podcast Blonde Hair Black Heart is kicking off with a bang as Blake sits down with an OG of Bravo's Vanderpump Rules and one of the first ladies of TomTom - Katie Maloney! Katie spills her thoughts on Lala & Randall and Raquel & James' respective splits, if she thinks we will ever see the Witches of WeHo back together on TV, and what we can expect from the season 9 reunion. Blake is also recapping last week's episode of Pump Rules plus telling you a little bit about his Christmas holiday! Listen now!

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Episode 62 Jan 15, 2022

While Will is in Sin City, Blake and Kindall are sitting down to discuss this past week's RHOSLC, RHOM, and RHOC! There are plenty of opinions on Meredith & Seth's relationship, Whitney & Seth's relationship, and Whitney's boobs' & Seth's relationship, plus what we think about all of the girl-on-girl "fetishes" going on in Miami. We also give our thoughts on Noella vs. Heather in Orange County plus what we really think of Drunk Emily and Sober Shane. Listen now or you'll probably go to hell!

Episode 61 Jan 07, 2022

It's the first episode of the new year and the gang is back to mention it all! Blake, Will, and Kindall are discussing all of the drama from the Housewives world, from the heat in Miami to the chilly friendships of SLC. We're giving our opinions on the RHOM cast and that tense scene with Alexia, Peter, and Frankie, plus we're discussing Mary Cosby's no show at the season 2 reunion! Then we talk about Heather vs. Shannon and Noella vs. Jen over in the OC! Listen now!

Episode 60 Dec 17, 2021

Blake, Kindall, and Will are feelin' the rush and spilling all their thoughts on the RHOM premiere! Then the conversation dives into the first three episodes of RHOC and who's really to blame for the sushi party drama before we discuss RHOSLC and the many, many, many scandals facing the Utah 'Wives. Who is a true friend? Who is a true pot stirrer? And who is the real Meredith Marks? No, really, we don't recognize her anymore.

Episode 59 Dec 09, 2021

While Kindall is home in bed (she's boosted, baby!) Blake and Will are sitting down to discuss the first 2 episodes of RHOC season 16...and boy are they juicy! Heather Dubrow is back in addition to three newbies and lots of drama. Who is Nicole Weiss? Is Shannon stirring the pot? And how much is K*lly D*dd HATING all of the talk about RHOC's flop era being over?! Then we discuss RHOSLC and the drama surrounding Mary Cosby's cult...er, I mean...church. AMEN!

Episode 58 Nov 28, 2021

Happy Thanksgiving from your Housewives Homies! There is so much to be thankful for this year - mostly Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. In addition to Peacock's gift that keeps on giving, we are discussing this all of the drama on this week's RHOSLC and RHOP reunion part 3. Plus, who do we think is going to get the wrath of Nicki Minaj and who will she dub Queen Bee of the P?! Listen now to find out!

Episode 57 Nov 17, 2021

Your favorite threesome (sorry Vicki!) is back and breaking down ALL the hot gossip from the Bravo-verse this week! RHOSLC has reached black diamond status as Jen Shah is arrested and the rest of the ladies react. Is Whitney a secret criminologist? Is Lisa hiding something? And how long was Meredith in that freaking bathtub!? We also discuss the RHOP reunion and whether or not Candee gal cuts too deep, the RHOC trailer and Heather Dubrow's triumphant return, plus - Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is here!!! Listen and let us take you to church!

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Episode 56 Nov 04, 2021

Blake and Will are sitting down to discuss the final part of the exhausting 4-part #RHOBH reunion. Do you think Andy did a good job at grilling EJ on her relationship with Tom and his crimes?! Hear what we think, plus our thoughts on the newly announced Housewives city, the #RHOP finale, and the latest episode of #RHOSLC. Where do we stand on Google-gate? Is Mary an actual human or some sort of couture-wearing martian? And are any of us prepared for Jen Shah's arrest and the second half of the season!? The Church of Housewives is in session!

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Episode 55 Oct 19, 2021

Oooh, desert bar! The gang is back together again to discuss the end of RHOBH's season and the start of their epic 4-part finale. Rinna and Dorit clearly want to form sides against Garcelle and we are firmly joining the latter's team. What is passively progressive, anyways?! Then we discuss the most recent episodes of RHOSLC and RHOP. Come and worship with The Church of Housewives!

Episode 54 featuring Tiffany Moon! Oct 15, 2021

Moon Beams rejoice! The Church of Housewives is joined by a very special guest for today's episode - RHOD's resident doctor and fan-favorite, Tiffany Moon! Blake, Kindall, and Will sit down with the Texas beauty for a fun, funny, and sometimes shady conversation about her time on the show, her past and current relationships with the other 'Wives, and who she would F, marry, or kill amongst the Dallas husbands. This is an interview you don't want to miss!

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Episode 53 Oct 01, 2021

Blake and Kindall are talking all about ice this week - like ice fishing in Salt Lake City and the iciest 'Wife of them all in Beverly Hills. As things come to a chilly head between Meredith and Jen on RHOSLC, we are happy to firmly take sides. Meanwhile on RHOBH the season is winding down with a very strange episode that featured - get this! - Erika actually smiling? Strange. Then we discuss RHOP and Gizelle's parking lot party. It was, for lack of a better word, a whole big ass mess. Listen along and then send us all of YOUR opinions @housewivesamen!

Episode 52 Sep 22, 2021

Blake and Kindall are back with another exciting episodes of opinions on the latest in the Housewives world! Tensions are high in Beverly Hills and we are HERE. FOR. IT. Do we want to get sued by Erika? Hell no. Will we stop asking questions? Hell no. Then we head over to snowy SLC to talk about the first 2 episodes of the new season! Sides have been taken, a new 'Wife is in the mix, and Jen's assistant Stu is walking on thin ice. We briefly discuss the latest on RHOP and have a few pieces of breaking news to fill you in on! Join us, won't you?!

Episode 51 Sep 03, 2021

The whole gang is back to discuss another wild week in the Bravoverse. RHONY wrapped up an underwhelming season with an underwhelming finale, and no one even knows if there will be a reunion! What is happening?! Over on RHOP, the ladies are still judging Dr. Wendy's outfits, but what do WE think?! And finally we dive into RHOBH and The Dinner Party From Hell Pt. 2... and woah, what a dinner it was. Is Sutton doing the lord's work? Does Dorit have a spine? And is Erika Jayne a victim or a thug? Listen NOW to find out!

Episode 50 Aug 22, 2021

While Will is out of town, Blake and Kindall are celebrating 50 episodes of The Church of Housewives! There's a lot to unpack from RHOBH as the ladies discuss Erika's legal woes and the article in The LA Times. Is Sutton right to be concerned about her involvement with Erika, or should she listen to Rinna and blindly support their friend? IDK, but I'm about ready to have a gorilla over this episode! We then head over to the east coast to talk about the embarrassment that is Ramona Singer before diving into RHOP and the shaming of Wendy's new tatas.

Episode 49 Aug 02, 2021

The Church of Housewives is back in session after a brief summer break. You see, a couple of our hosts had to travel out to the Potomac...and although they didn't see any Housewives, that doesn't mean there are no stories to tell! We also recap RHONY and touch on the latest happenings with RHOBH and Erika Jayne, like what was with that car crash story? And non-waterproof mascara? Really?! Listen now to join the congregation!

Episode 48 Jul 13, 2021

It's RHOP Premiere week and the Housewives Homies are celebrating like it's Jesus' birthday! We meet some new cast members, like Mia and Wendy's boobs, plus Karen and Gizzy are comin' out the gate swinging. Blake, Kindall, and Will also recap last week's RHOBH and RHONY. Team Crystal or Team Sutton?! Team Eboni or Team Ramona?! And the one question that seems to be plaguing the Bravoverse... are Housewives fans racist ass holes?! Listen now!

Episode 47 featuring Stephanie Downs! Jul 05, 2021

The Housewives Homies are back to talk about RHONY and RHOBH! It's election time in New York but not all of the women are keen to talk politics. Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, Sutton and Crystal are still going at it and Kathy is still being hilarious. And finally Blake sits down with entertainment journalist and reality TV experts Stephanie Downs to discuss all things Housewives! AMEN!

Episode 46 Jun 15, 2021

Blake and Will hope Kindall is having fun on vacay, but the world doesn't stop turning and neither does the Bravo-verse! The Church of Housewives is in session and we are recapping last week's RHOBH and RHONY, but not before we discuss the scandalous ABC News special 'The Housewife and The Hustler.' Come worship with us!

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Episode 45 Jun 07, 2021

Blake, Will, and Kindall are taking a deep breath and a sigh of relief as the Bravo-verse slows down for a beat. With only 2 cities to discuss - RHONY and RHOBH - the Housewives Homies are able to really dive in a digest all of the drama, much like Kathy Hilton would digest a water "martini" or a red bull at 1 AM. Who is the most educated 'Wife in NYC? And more importantly...who is the most homophobic 'Wife of them ALL?! Happy Pride Month!

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Episode 44 featuring Eden Sassoon! May 27, 2021

The Housewives Homies are back (yes, all 3 of them!) to talk all about this week's RHONY, RHONJ, and RHOBH! What's up with Leah's vow of silence? What's up with Delores' love life? And finally... what the heck is up Sutton?! Then, we talk to RHOBH's former friend Eden Sassoon who spills ALL THE TEA about her time on the show, her thoughts on the current Wives' many scandals, and what growing up and dating in Hollywood was like! This is an episode you DON'T want to miss!

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Episode 43 May 20, 2021

Blake and Kindall are without Will this week, but have no fear, there's plenty of laughs and drama to discuss! It's RHOBH premiere week and the diamond-studded ladies are HERE. TO. PLAY. We discuss Crystal's introduction to the show, Sutton's first episode holding a diamond, and of course Garcelle's new pet fish. Then we head to the East coast to dish on the RHONJ reunion and this week's RHONY. Come and worship with us, won't you?!

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Episode 42 May 13, 2021

This podcast is officially dedicated to hating the Westcott family of Dallas. Other topics in this episode include advocating for Dr. Tiffany Moon and judging the RHONJ ladies' Halloween costumes (it can't all be serious!) We also talk about why RHONY feels off this season and we obviously can't ignore Porsha's recent engagement to a cast-member's ex. Scandalous!

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Episode 41 Apr 25, 2021

It's another week of laughs and WTF moments from your Housewives Homies - Blake, Kindall, and Will...or should we say Windall and Kill!? (Inside joke, listen to the episode if you wanna get it.) We recap this week's RHOA, RHOD, and RHONJ, as well as break down all the drama from the RHONY and RHOBH trailers. We also discuss the upcoming RHOD and RHONJ reunion lewks before playing a fun game of MILF or GILF? There no shortage of good times when this church is in session! Listen now!

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Episode 40 Apr 11, 2021

The Housewives Homies are back to discuss all the breaking news in the Bravo-verse, from Jen Shah's post-arrest instagram stories to Andy Cohen's upcoming Housewives' children special and which former Wife called him pissed that her daughter wasn't included! Yes, that's right, we heard from the daughter of said former Wife directly. Then we recap all of this past week's Housewives episodes, dishing on Marlo inserting herself into the Porsha and Kenya feud, defending Charles the Big Foot hunter, and discovering the talented actor that is Joe Gorga. Honestly, someone get that guy an Oscar. The Church of Housewives is in session, listen now!

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Episode 39 Apr 01, 2021

Oh, what a week it has been in the Bravo-verse! We are breaking down ALL the drama surrounding Jen Shah's surprise arrest this week, plus we reveal what she DMed us that very morning! There's also a TON to unpack from this week's episodes of RHOA, RHOD, and RHONJ. Why didn't Kenya get down with the girls in New Orleans, and what is really going on with LaToya?! Why is Brandi so insufferable and why are the other ladies letting her get away with it?! And finally, what the hell is going on with Evan and Jackie?!?! We speculate, theorize, and judge our way through these questions and more, so come join The Church of Housewives and hear what we have to say!

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Episode 38 Mar 19, 2021

After a brief hiatus (Will had to go to Monterey, duh!) The Church of Housewives is back with LOTS to discuss! A ton of news has broken in the Bravo-verse, including new revelations in the Tom Girardi case and some relationship shakeups from RHONY and RHOD! We even did a little pot stirring between Kary and Tiffany in Dallas and we reveal our conversations with them both! SCANDAL! Then, of course, we recap this past week's episodes of RHOA, RHOD, and RHONJ! Come worship with us!

Episode 37 featuring @asianswhowatchbravo Mar 01, 2021

The Housewives Homies are back to discuss this week's RHOSLC, RHONJ, and RHOA. Heather is coming hard in the snowy city while Jen Shah seems to have taken a chill pill. Meanwhile Lisa was apparently backstage spray tanning John. We continue discussing the Tre vs. Jackie showdown in New Jersey and finally get the aftermath of Bolo in Atlanta and have differing opinions on whether Kenya was being cute n' shady or not cute n' shitty. Finally, Blake sits down with Victoria from @asianswhowatchbravo to discuss the current atrocities happening to Asian Americans and how racism has played out on our favorite Bravo Shows. Listen now, you won't regret it!

Episode 36 Feb 22, 2021

We have one word: Bolo. Don't worry, we have lots of other words too, that's just the most important one this week. In addition to Atlanta's most famous crotch...uh, we mean, dancer...we also discuss chicken shit bingo in Dallas, analogies in New Jersey, and bad weather in SLC. There's also some random Housewives feuds that we are trying to understand, with one 'Wife sending us her *literal* receipts and another pulling a Mariah Carey - "I don't know her." It's been a crazy week in the Housewives universe, both on AND off our screens. Come listen to us unpack it ALL!

Episode 35 Feb 15, 2021

The Church of Housewives is back with another episode recapping all of this week's Bravo drama! Blake, Kindall, and Will discuss RHOD and the cricket pizza that rocked Brandi's world before we dive into the RHOSLC Reunion Part 1. Team Jen or Team Lisa? Team Heather or Team Lisa? Team Mary or Team Lisa? We also re-evaluate the ladies' reunion looks, as everything looks different under the harsh lights of the reunion sound stage. Finally we get to RHOA and discuss whether or not Kenya should have had her baby on the trip. Is this really a Housewives issue or an HR issue? File a complaint with your boss, ladies. This is a work trip, after all. The Church of Housewives is in session! Amen!

Episode 34 Feb 05, 2021

The Housewives Homies are back to discuss this week's episodes of RHOD, RHOA, and RHOSLC. All three episodes were great and we have a lot to discuss. The Tiffany and D'Andra vs. Kam and Kary fued rages on in Dallas while Brandi and Stephanie look at poop smeared underwear. Meanwhile, over in Atlanta, the ladies play murder mystery while we play Nieces vs. Aunties, and all the while Kenya is hoarding her crab cakes. And finally, we discuss the finale of one of the most epic introductory Housewives seasons ever...RHOSLC. Is Jen worthy of a second season? Is Mary qualified to be a choir director?! Come worship with us, won't you?

Episode 33 Jan 31, 2021

When we started recording this episode, we talked about Kelly Dodd and whether she deserves to have a job. By the end of recording this episode, we discovered Kelly Dodd had been fired from her water company Positive Beverage. Coincidence? Hell no. We always knew going to Church had it's benefits. Couple that with a hilarious discussion about RHOC, RHOD, RHOA, and RHOSLC, and you've got yourself one hell of a podcast episode!

Episode 32 Jan 22, 2021

It's another week of drama as your Housewives Homies recap new episodes of RHOA, RHOD, and RHOSLC, plus part one of the RHOC Reunion! Per usual, Blake and Will can't agree on anything while Kindall sits firmly and safely in the middle. Does Atlanta seem dull to anyone else? Is Kameron turning from adorable to insufferable? Who is the hottest snow queen in Salt Lake? All these questions and more, including what really happened with those drug rumors swirling around Braunwyn according to our top secret inside source. Listen now, it's time to worship!

Episode 31 Jan 13, 2021

Blake, Kindall, and Will are back with another episode of The Church of Housewives, and they have so much to talk about! Still riding the high from their interview with Tamra Judge, the gang talks all about the latest episode of RHOC and our thoughts on the season overall. We also discuss RHOSLC, RHOA, and the premiere of RHOD! Lots of debates are had... Mary vs. Jen? Porsha vs. Kenya? Tiffany vs...everyone?! Come join in the fun! The Church of Housewives is in session!

Episode 30 featuring Tamra Judge! Jan 09, 2021

As this season of RHOC winds down, we caught up with OC's hottest former Housewife, the legendary Tamra Judge! Blake, Kindall, and Will ask all the hard-hitting questions - like what she really thinks of the current cast - and take Tamra on a walk down memory lane, getting behind the scenes info and insight into some of our favorite moments from her time on the show! We hear where Tamra stands with some of her former cast-mates, the production crew, and even have some fun coming up with Tamra's "comeback tagline" should she ever return to Bravo. Some games are played (like Fuck, Marry, Kill...uh oh!) and there a lot of laughs! Listen now on The Church of Housewives!

Episode 29 Dec 20, 2020

It's another week of drama and laughter as Blake, Will, and Kindall recap RHOC, RHOSLC, RHOA, and RHOP! We discuss the drama in Lake Arrowhead as Braunwyn, Gina, Elizabeth, and Kelly discuss Black Lives Matter before judging all of the plastic surgery in SLC. Then we give our thoughts on the new RHOA peaches, Drew and LaToya, before we go all in discussing Monique's binder and all of its receipts! Plus - we give all of our thoughts on the current Erika Jayne scandal. Some people say she's cold, but that's not ice...it's frozen assets.

Episode 28 Dec 13, 2020

Your weekly dose of The Church of Housewives is here, and boy what a week it was! RHOA premiere, RHOP finale, Covid hits RHOC, and RHOSLC continues to be the gift we needed this holiday season. We recap all of the drama from this week, from Porsha taking on the BLM movement and Kenya taking on 20 pounds to Michael Darby taking on (or try to take on) Chris Bassett! We get real with the Orange County 'Wives who are filming the show on their phones and we struggle to try and understand the enigma that is Mary Cosby. Come join the congregation, won't you?!

Episode 27 featuring LeeAnne Locken! Dec 06, 2020

The RHOD Season 5 trailer dropped this week, so you know we had to call our friend LeeAnne Locken to hear her thoughts and SO much more! We discuss the upcoming season of RHOD as well as LeeAnne's tumultuous time on the show for 4 drama-filled seasons. LeeAnne spills some major behind the scenes tea and tells us things about her former cast mates and the production team that you just won't believe! Who out of the other Dallas 'Wives is she still in touch with? Here's a clue: you will be SHOCKED. Who is most likely to replace her as this season's resident villain?! And finally - what's next for LeeAnne? All this, plus we discuss this week's RHOC, RHOP, and RHOSLC!

Episode 26 Nov 20, 2020

It's official guys. Shannon Beador had all the toilet paper and paper towels, all along! We kid, we kid, but seriously, the OC ladies are heading into March 2020 and we all know what that means. We also chat about Kelly Dodd's lack of, well, brains, and we get ~deep~ to discuss which RHOC couple we would rather watch bone. This is a modern church, guys! Don't forget about RHOP and RHOSLC, cuz we sure didn't! Was Karen really a dud at Robyn's hat photoshoot? Who will be the bigger Salt Lake villain - Mary or Lisa? Listen now to hear our hot takes!

Episode 25 Nov 13, 2020

Oh. Em. Gee! It's RHOSLC Premiere week! Blake, Kindall, and Will light up the fireplace and get cozy to discuss the chilly new city and it's incredible 'Wives. What's the deal with Mary and her grandpa/husband? Does Lisa really know Heather after all? And who gave us the best first impression overall?! We also discuss this week's RHOP and RHOC! Kindall also brings up a traumatic song from her childhood that we happily share with the rest of you, because misery loves company. Praise be!

Episode 24 Nov 06, 2020

The Church of Housewives is in session and Blake, Kindall, and Will are dishing ALL about RHOC and RHOP. The Orange County ladies are back, sans Vicki and Tamra. Does Braunwyn really have a drinking problem? Is Gina's condo sad? Why is Emily even there? And over in Potomac, we discuss the fight to end all fights... you gon' drag me?! Yes. We. Are.

Episode 23 Sep 03, 2020

Our producer told us this episode sucks. What do you think?

Episode 22 Aug 01, 2020

There's much to discuss about the RHOBH and RHONY ladies on this week's The Church of Housewives podcast! Did Denise and Brandi really do it?! And why does Brandi's face look like that?! What's the deal with Ramona this season and how on earth does she have 50 friends?! We unpack it all. Join us, won't you?!

Episode 21 Jul 11, 2020

Fans of politics and murder rejoice! This week's episode of The Church of Housewives is about 25% 'Wives and 75% that other stuff. Blake, Kindall, and Will gather 'round the mic to discuss whatever crosses their minds, from JonBenét Ramsey to Blake fighting with his dad about Trump. Your hosts also manage to discuss the current happenings on RHONY and RHOBH, like Ramona flirting with Elyse's husband and the Beverly Hills ladies fighting with Denise's husband. Hold on to your wide-brimmed hat, Kyle. It's a wild ride to say the least.

Episode 20 Jun 14, 2020

The Church of Housewives is BACK after a long Coronavirus related hiatus. Don't worry, your three hosts are healthy and happy to back around the mic talking all about our favorite 'Wives! Blake, Kindall, and Will catch up on what's been happening over the past few months (2020 is crazy, y'all) and then dive into the current seasons of RHOBH and RHONY. Which Richards is in the right - Kyle or Denise? What's the haps with the new girls Sutton and Garcelle? What's going on this season with RHONY? Is Dorinda actually a monster sent from the pits of hell to destroy Tinsley Mortimer? Who knows. But we discuss.

Episode 19 Feb 12, 2020

Your Housewives Homies are back with a special guest, everyone's favorite - Brittney with Crohn's! We have lots to discuss, from the shakeup in the OC to where in the world is Nene Leakes?! We talk about this week's RHOA and the last 2 RHONJs, from Kenya and the Cookie Lady to Teresa's trip to ICE, sans her driver license. We also pick our favorite Housewives Gays! Shee shee shee, it's time to worship!

Episode 18 Jan 24, 2020

From #Snakegate to the big wig reveal, the Church of Housewives gang has a lot to discuss about RHOA. Is Nene Leakes leaving? Does anyone care? We also get in a ~deep~ discussion about adoption in honor of Eva the Diva. And do you guys know what Cynthia Bailey has in common with a very famous chihuahua? We also dish on RHONJ as the ladies head to the Hamptons to talk, almost exclusively, about Jackie's finances. Church is in session...time to worship, bitches!

Episode 17 Jan 08, 2020

The Church of Housewives is back with our first episode of 2020! The gang has a lot to discuss, from RHOA's snake slithering through Carnival to the ponytail pull heard 'round New Jersey. We also talk all about the RHOD reunion and the leaked videos showing a certain Dallas cast member making some not-so-PC "jokes." Is racism rampant in Texas? Yikes. Happy New Year!

Episode 16 Dec 28, 2019

Happy Holidays from your Housewives Homies! We got an overdose of RHOC the past 2 weeks with the finale and ALL 3 episodes of the Reunion aired at warp-speed. We dish on the California ladies' Reunion lewks and final fights as the last drop of juice is squeezed out of season 14. We also gab about RHOD, RHONJ, and RHOA before revealing our picks for Most and Least Fuckable Housewife. Kindall's 6 year old daughter Josephine also pops in to tell us the truth about Christmas! Ho ho ho!

Episode 15 Dec 12, 2019

The Housewives Homies are back after a long break with TONS to talk about! RHOC and RHOD are wrapping up with no shortage of drama - from Kelly vs. the Tres Abuelas to LeeAnne's racist remarks in Thailand, there is so much to recap. We also gab about RHOA and RHONJ, dish on the downsides of having a flexible work schedule, and let Will's dogs tell us ALL their opinions about the Housewives. AMEN!

Episode 14 Nov 18, 2019

The Church of Housewives is back for a brand new episode, and it's BravoCon weekend! With all of the Bravolebs in one place, we have tons of breaking news and mayhem hitting the web and we are dishing on it all! Then we recap all of The Real Housewives episodes from the last 2 weeks... RHOC, RHOD, RHONJ, and RHOA! Drama, drama, drama!

Episode 13 Nov 05, 2019

Your favorite 'Housewives Homies' are back after a short hiatus with a jam-packed episode of The Church of Housewives! Lots of news came out of the Bravo-verse recently, including MKE & Jim's divorce and rumors of a RHONY cast member quitting the show, and you better believe we talk about it all! Then we head to Southern California for some fun in the sun, like a showdown at OC Fashion Week and another at Vicki's birthday tea. We also talk about the recent RHOD episodes before going all-in for our Atlanta peaches! Kenya is back and we are twirlin' with joy! It's time to worship, so listen now!

Episode 12 Oct 21, 2019

OMG it's almost Halloween and things are getting SpOoOky in the 'Housewives' world! The RHOD gang has another party for LeeAnne before they head to a real life haunted house! Brandi can speak to the dead, but D'Andra can't even text LeeAnne?! RUDE! Things are pretty scary over in Orange County, too, but mostly just for the other people at the restaurant during Shannon's birthday party. Your hosts also get in on the scares with a real-life haunted house story, plus somebody thinks Anne Hathaway should have played Judy Garland instead of Renee Zellweger and we are all SHOOK! Happy Housewivesween!

Episode 11 Oct 14, 2019

The Church of Housewives is back to dish on this week's episodes of RHOC and RHOD! Blake, Kindall, and Will have a lot to say about Gina and Emily this week, as well as some news about Shannon Beador and her ex David! Then the crew heads over to Texas to dish about LeeAnne's lingerie shower and D'Andra's failing business. Your hosts also reveal some dirty secrets about themselves. It's time to confess!!!

Episode 10 Oct 07, 2019

Your favorite 'Housewives Homies' are back with another weeks-worth of drama! Blake, Kindall, and Will take sides on the LVP vs. Sarah Paulson feud... are you Team Queen or Team Supreme?! Then, the crew welcomes back Brittney with Crohn's who planned a super fun game for the gang before they recap this week's #RHOD and #RHOC. The boys also teach Kindall all about dick cheese. Yum!

Episode 9 Sep 29, 2019

The Church of Housewives is back with a HUGE episode for you! Your hosts have FOUR episodes of The Real Housewives to unpack - two episodes of #RHOC and two of #RHOD! We travel with the OC ladies to Miraval Arizona for a week of wellness and head-whacking. Is Gina accomplished? Is Shannon a schemer? Is Kelly Dodd completely unhinged?! Then we head to Mexico with our favorite Texas babes for tequila shots, trashy thoughts, and some serious convos about mental health. So much drama, so little time!

Episode 8 Sep 15, 2019

Hallelujah! Your favorite Housewives Worshipers are back with another installment of The Church of Housewives Podcast! Kindall tells the boys about a hot new Hollywood couple before the gang discusses the latest episodes of RHOD and RHOC. Blake, Kindall, and Will dish on D'Andra and Leeanne, Braunwyn and Doctor Deb, and - per usual - Blake and Will argue over Kelly Dodd. Classic.

Episode 7 Sep 11, 2019

The gang is back with a FULL episode of Housewives fun! This week your hosts Blake, Kindall, and Will discuss the Beverly Hills ladies walking the runway and create our dream Housewives Dinner Party guest lists before recapping the last 2 episode of RHOC! Then, fan favorite Brittney with Crohn's joins us to talk all about the season 4 premier of RHOD. Yee-haw!

Episode 6 Sep 02, 2019

A technical difficulty cuts the latest episode of The Church of Housewives short, but not before your hosts have a chance to dish on all of the latest Housewives drama, like a couple of new ladies joining the cast of RHOBH and the RHOD season 4 tag-lines being revealed. The gang also plays another fun Housewives related game where we throw some of favorite 'Wives into the hypothetical boxing ring. It's Sunday, time to worship!

Episode 5 Aug 25, 2019

Blake, Kindall, and Will are back for another hilarious episode of The Church of Housewives! We discuss some hot topics, from Miley Cyrus' recent split from Liam Hemsworth to a RHOBH favorite falling off the wagon, before giving our opinions on RHOC Episode 3! You know we mention Emily's husband Shane, who we love to hate, and we have to bring up Gina's big news about her divorce. We also have a very special secret source who reveals some tea about the Ryan/Sarah drama we discussed last week! This choo choo train is in motion...all aboard!

Episode 4 Aug 18, 2019

Our hosts have a lot to unpack this week as the OC Housewives' lives continue to give us drama both on and off screen! Blake, Kindall, and Will have a lot of opinions on this season's 2nd episode, Vicki's big return as a FOH, and the hot-ness or not-ness of our favorite ladies' leading men. Things also get heated as we discuss one of the Bravo-verse's most polarizing figures, RHOC's Kelly Dodd. Come pray with us, k?!

Episode 3 Aug 16, 2019

It's Sunday and you know what that means! Mimosas and Housewives Worship! Your three hosts are spilling ALL the orange juice cuz RHOC is back with some familiar faces and missing one very notable one. We also wrap up this season of RHOBH and do a little self-discovery as we pick the Housewife that we relate to most! Plus, we introduce a special guest - Brittney with Crohn's!

Episode 2 Aug 04, 2019

The Church of Housewives is in session with hosts Blake, Kindall, and Will chatting about some of the Wives' various new boos, playing a fun new game, and re-capping RHOBH Reunion Part 2 and RHONY Reunion Part 3! Oh, and we discuss losing our virginities. Praise be!

Episode 1 Jul 29, 2019

The debut episode of the new podcast The Church of Housewives! Meet your hosts - Blake, Kindall, and Will - three Bravo fanatics who have no shortage of things to say about their favorite (and least favorite) Housewives! We chat about RHOBH Reunion part 1 and RHONY Reunion part 2, plus we play a fun game! Church is officially in session!

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