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Blonde Hair Black Heart: Cookie Monster and Cooking Class Mar 14, 2022

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Blake is flying solo this week recapping all of the haps in the Bravo-verse. From RHOC's college tour and cooking class (fun Shannon is in full force and we are here for it) to RHOM's cookie monster moment, Blake is bringing the hot takes and the LOLs. We are also giving you a deep dive into the icy waters of the RHOSLC reunion as we wrap up what seems like a never-ending season. Throw in some Vanderpump Rules gossip and some Kardashian/Kanye news and you've got yourself a party! Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Blonde Hair Black Heart: Everyone Loves A Well-Lit Dick Mar 07, 2022

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On this week’s Blonde Hair Black Heart, Blake sits down with his best friend Brittney to discuss all things Euphoria. Are we team Maddy or team Cassie? Would we let Nate Jacobs ruin our lives? And was our high school experience anything like growing up at Euphoria High?! Probably not, but the two share some wild stories from our youths anyways. Then, Blake and Brittney chat all about the current season of RHOC and the happenings on RHONJ! Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Blonde Hair Black Heart: Marvel for Morons with Josh Saleh Feb 28, 2022

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After dishing on this season of Celebrity Big Brother and spilling the tea about a recent fight with a hypocritical Housewife, Blake sits down with his good friend Josh Saleh - the host of Marvel Let's Play! Josh has interviewed all of the super heroes and super villains in the Marvel cinematic universe but now it's Blake's turn to ask the hard questions...like what's the deal with Groot?! Who's the best Spider-man of them all?! What's it like bumping into one of Hollywood's biggest hunks in the bathroom at a movie premiere?!? Listen now and find out, then rate and subscribe!

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Blonde Hair Black Heart: On Broadway! with Micaela Martinez Feb 21, 2022

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Blake is sitting down with his good friend Micaela Martinez who is currently performing in the Broadway cast of the hit musical Wicked! The two catch up about old times doing theater together before Micaela tells Blake all about making her Broadway debut, working with Wicked's first black Glinda, and what she hopes and expects from the upcoming Wicked movie! Blake is also giving his takes on last week's RHOC and RHOSLC plus all of the rumors swirling about RHOBH! Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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BONUS EPISODE! Blonde Hair Black Heart: What’s In The Box?! Feb 14, 2022

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Blake is celebrating Valentine's Day by telling some dating horror stories...and I mean HORROR stories...with his best friend Elan! What was inside the mystery box that an ex-boyfriend left for Blake? You'll cringe when you find out! Blake is also taking sides in the current RHONJ feuds and letting his feelings be known about Todrick Hall inside the Celebrity Big Brother house. Spoiler alert: he hates him. Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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BONUS EPISODE! Blonde Hair Black Heart: Cringe Watching with Meghan King Feb 08, 2022

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Blake is back and recapping the first week of Celebrity Big Brother - bye Teddi! - and discussing his thoughts on RHOC's pornography-gate before sitting down with The Real Housewives' best detective, Meghan King! The two discuss Meghan's three seasons on Bravo, from the initial casting process to her relationships with the ladies and whether or not she feels personally responsible for inflicting Kelly Dodd on us all. Meghan also gives her takes on the current season and busts out her infamous sleuthing skills to give us her input on the legal scandals surrounding some of the other cities' Wives. Listen now, then rate and subscribe!

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Episode 64 Feb 04, 2022

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Blake and Will are joined by Will's friend Julie - another Housewives Superfan! - to discuss the overload of Bravo content this week. From unfollows in Beverly Hills to Swat teams in Newport, there's some news to unpack before we dive into this week's episodes. Then we talk all about RHOSLC, RHOM, RHONJ, and RHOC! Are Lisa and Heather finally joining forces?! What's the deal with Julia's friendship engagement?! Is Jennifer's new nose a prosthetic?! And finally, is Cards Against Humanity pornography?! Hear our opinions now on The Church of Housewives!

BONUS EPISODE! Blonde Hair Black Heart: Can Mice Even Wear Pants? with Alex Johnson Jan 31, 2022

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Blake is back for an all new episode of Blonde Hair Black Heart with a lot to discuss! Truth be told, he didn't think he would need to get this political this fast, but alas another fictional character has purchased a new outfit and everyone's up in arms so a statement MUST be made! Blake is also discussing the cast announcement for this season of Celebrity Big Brother before recapping the epic 2-part Vanderpump Rules reunion. Finally, Blake chats with Alex Johnson - lead singer of the band Drive!Drive! - and with millions of streams on Spotify, songs played in episodes of Teen Mom & Selling Sunset, and bevies of fans desperate to see him play live, it's safe to say this guy is living the rock star fantasy. Listen now, then subscribe and rate!

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Episode 63 Jan 27, 2022

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Blake, Kindall, and Will are meeting virtually (thanks, Covid!) to discuss one WiLd N CrAzY week in the Bravo-verse. After some brief news about RHOBH and RHONJ, the gang discusses last week's episode of RHOM and how at dinner Nicole managed to eat up ALL the other Wives. Then, between Jennie's scandal on social media and Meredith's blow ups in Zion, there's a lot happening in RHOSLC and we've got thoughts on everything. Finally, your Housewives Homies talk all about the OC ladies' trip to Cabo before Blake reveals how he accidentally pissed off Tamra Judge last week. Oops! Listen now!

BONUS EPISODE! Blonde Hair Black Heart: There’s No Business Like Meme Business with The Broke Agent Jan 24, 2022

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Blake sits down with viral content creator The Broke Agent to discuss his meteoric rise to success from a pavement-pounding realtor to a full fledged media executive with over 350,000 followers, a podcast, and a book! Okay, it's a picture book, but still! Blake also takes a hard stand to defend and support some of today's modern feminist icons - Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and the green M&M. Listen, subscribe, and tell all your friends to check out Blonde Hair Black Heart!

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