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There's Still A Lot Of White People To Get May 23, 2016

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8 AM - 1 - Texts on stuff; Britney looks like she got plastic surgery; An amazing Cher statistic. 2 - Washington Post's Karen DeYoung talks about her piece: "The foggy numbers of Obama's wars and non-wars". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Feds Divert MILLIONS To 'Slush Fund' That Fuels These Liberal Activist Groups.

Wandering Cartilage May 23, 2016

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7 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst talks about us trying to retake Fallujah again. 2 - Joe hurt his knee cartilage and may need surgery. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - We're doing a transgender panel; Some dude jumped into the lion exhibit at the zoo so the zoo killed the lions.

Put A Belt On Your Volleyball May 23, 2016

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6 AM - 1 - What's up with Dutch Bros employees always trying make small talk with you?; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Trump versus Hillary poll stuff.

My Prostate Is Not Up There, It's Down Here May 20, 2016

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9 AM - 1 - Joe goes into vivid detail about his prostate exam yesterday. 2 - Morley Safer brought the horrors of the Vietnam War into our living rooms. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Jack says electric bikes are a comin'; Final Thoughts.

I'd Rather Not Know Something Than Bing It May 20, 2016

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8 AM - 1 - Joe lashes out at the latest Google Doodle. 2 - KGO reporter Brett Berkhart reports on San Francisco police chief Greg Suhr's ouster after the latest cop fatal shooting. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Kanye has ideas, bro.

How's Your Soil Salinity? May 20, 2016

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7 AM - 1 - Correspondent Steve Kastenbaum reports on the EgyptAir plane crash. 2 - Trump went at it with Mika B from MSNBC about the EgyptAir crash. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - You can be fired for being too hot.

I Was Sleepin' On The Jail Floor For 2 Weeks May 20, 2016

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6 AM - 1 - Vincent is getting drunk at a 1-year-old's birfday party; Marshall talks about going to jail and riding a bike; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Jack's going to a kids birthday party where the adults will be swimming along with the kids.

Beer-Related Lunchboxes May 19, 2016

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9 AM - 1 - Ron Meyer from RedAlertPolitics on his piece: "From #FeelTheBern to #FeelTheJohnson? Gary Johnson sees huge jump in new poll". 2 - Wisconsin-ites like to drink booze; The long lines at the airport are gone but the TSA and the news media still suck. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Mo' stuff; Final Thoughts.

House, Engage Cool Air Suck! May 19, 2016

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8 AM - 1 - Washington Post technology reporter Hayley Tsukayama talks about her stories on Jeff Bezos re: debate of privacy versus security and all the cool stuff Google announced yesterday. 2 - Proper names for gender fluid people; Sex harassment classes may lead to more sex harassment. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Megyn Kelly's Trump interview got underwhelming ratings.

You Ever Get Soap Bubbles In Your Eye, Joe? May 19, 2016

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7 AM - 1 - Trump poll stuff; Speedy Gonzales and his friend Slow Poke. 2 - What's up with our public service announcements?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Fun texts on stuff; Kid suspended for bringing a bubble "gun" that blows bubbles to school.