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040 - Into the Wild | Down the Rabbit Hole Apr 16, 2021

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 40: “Into the Wild” | “Down the Rabbit Hole” This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “Into the Wild” (Season 4, Episode 13) and “Down the Rabbit Hole” (Season 4, Episode 14). That means: - We open with… Diego Luna. - This season’s Mary Sue. - “Fountain of Cure.” - Trevino deserves better than what the show does for Tyler. - Someone who ISN’T JILL is sick of flashbacks!! - Morgan’s mic drop. - Stunning accent work. - Scar Club. “MYSTERIOUS ISLAND” (“Into the Wild”) “CHARLIE BEWLEY FROM ‘TWILIGHT’ GUEST STARS AS ONE OF THE FIVE HUNTERS” (“Down the Rabbit Hole”) The more AMPED logline this time around? The last one is so long that it’s funny, so 5 stars for Charlie Bewley as Mr. Galen Vaughn. (You can all tell when Jill writes these, can’t you? Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/ Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/ The Official CW Promo for “Into the Wild”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfLJQHG8hYk The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Into the Wild”: The Hunt For The Cure, pt. 1 The Official CW Promo for “Down the Rabbit Hole”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_JRBnvHWwo The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Down the Rabbit Hole”: The Hunt For The Cure, pt. 2 The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

039 - Catch Me If You Can | A View to a Kill Apr 10, 2021

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 39: “Catch Me If You Can” | “A View to a Kill” This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “Catch Me If You Can” (Season 4, Episode 11) and “A View to Kill” (Season 4, Episode 12). That means we’re talking: - How Jill would’ve reacted to Season 4 had she watched it live. - The new meaning of “ACAB.” - The Atticus Shane of this podcast. - Steven. - Everyone’s favorite (?) ship: Kennett. - Ally McBeal, the show we’d rather be podcasting about. “A NEW DANGER” (“Catch Me If You Can”) “DANGEROUS LIAISONS” (“A View to a Kill”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Neither are great, but the one for “A View to Kill” is something neither Morgan nor LaToya can spell, so… Sure, it’s also the title of a previous episode (which is how we know we can’t spell it), but “A NEW DANGER” has been used in Vampire Diaries loglines at least twice before. So again: so…. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/ Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/ The Official CW Promo for “Catch Me If You Can”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT3o4RslDlo The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Catch Me If You Can”: The new meaning of “ACAB,” which will make sense once you listen to this episode. (Honestly, we’re reaching her for an event.) The Official CW Promo for “A View to a Kill”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXwdxtJXLg The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “A View to a Kill”: Mystic Falls High’s ‘80s Decade Dance-ish. The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

038 - O Come, All Ye Faithful | After School Special (feat. Michael Chasin) Apr 03, 2021

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 38: “O Come, All Ye Faithful” | “After School Special” (feat. Michael Chasin) This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “O Come, All Ye Faithful” (Season 4, Episode 9), “After School Special” (Season 4, Episode 10), and The AMPire Diaries’ resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin). That means we’re talking: - THE INFAMOUS TANK TOP. - Meeting Bonnie’s Dad. - Michael Chasin’s sire bond takes. - Bonnie…. are you okay? - The number 12 being VERY specific. - The return of “d-d-dead wife.” - Morgan... is very much Not Okay. - The Trust Rankings. - Klaus! With! Sword! - Freaking Sesame Street. - On the record: LaToya complimenting Kol. - And the most wild BOY CORNER yet! “A WINTER WONDERLAND IN MYSTIC FALLS” (“O Come, All Ye Faithful”) “REBEKAH IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE” (“After School Special”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Obviously “After School Special.” Did you not hear? REBEKAH is BACK with a VENGEANCE!!! Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/ Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/ The Official CW Promo for “O Come, All Ye Faithful”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yOkg9qfYmY The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “O Come, All Ye Faithful”: The Winter Wonderland Charity Event. The Official CW Promo for “After School Special”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCriDVES4EU The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “After School Special”: Rebekah! Is! Back! With! A! Vengeance! But also Carol Lockwood’s weird high school memorial thing? The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

037 - My Brother's Keeper | We'll Always Have Bourbon Street Mar 27, 2021

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 37: “My Brother’s Keeper” | “We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street” Alright, AMPies. We’re finally doing this. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “My Brother’s Keeper” (Season 4, Episode 7) and “We’ll Always Have Bourbon Street” (Season 4, Episode 8). You know what episodes these are. And if you don’t, go ahead and look them up. You’ve been warned. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/ Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/ The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

036 - The Killer | We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes Mar 19, 2021

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 36: “The Killer” | “We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes” AMPies, we’ve been warning you… Season 4 has arrived, which also means the arrival of loooong episodes. The latest episode of The AMPire Diaries is here: And look, it is LONG. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “The Killer” (Season 4, Episode 5) and “We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes” (Season 4, Episode 6). That means we’re talking: - The Atlanta Woods, Italy. - Has anyone seen Rebekah? - The desperation of wishing Atticus Shane was more like Riley Finn from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. - Counting red flags, not to be confused with counting blue cars. - Stefan Salvatore’s School of Reasons. - The importance of showrunners and difficulties of casting. - Dangerous, baby! - Ground bracelets being terrible gifts. - Has Klaus been to the moon? - Jeremy going Full Dawn. - T-KLAUS

035 - The Rager | The Five Mar 12, 2021

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 35: “The Rager” | “The Five” Alright, AMPies. You’ve waited patiently—well, maybe not “patiently,” but you have waited—and now the latest episode of The AMPire Diaries is here. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is continuing on our Vampire Diaries Season 4 journey with “The Rager” (Season 4, Episode 3) and “The Five” (Season 4, Episode 4). That means we’re talking: - Does Tyler Lockwood deserve rights? - Getting edged by movies. - The Sisterhood of the Australian Mermaid Curse (aka H2O: Just Add Water). - KEG. STANDS. - LaToya and Morgan discuss Angel. (Before Morgan became co-host of Angel on Top!) - “Oh great, and now the motorcycle scene.” - The surprising Messiah of the Dog People. - Our undying love for Meredith Fell. “BORN TO BE WILD” (“The Rager”) “A FRAT PARTY AND A FLASHBACK TO 12TH CENTURY ITALY” (“The Five”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Step aside, Steppenwolf. “The Five” has a logline that sounds like it could be a Fall Out Boy song title. (Can you tell yet that Jill wrote this week’s show notes?) Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/ Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/ The Official CW Promo for “The Rager”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKair7Ggxkc The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Rager”: Rebekah’s curfew-breaking house party. The Official CW Promo for “The Five”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETGcusjwLSI The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Five”: Whitmore College's "Murder House Frat Party." The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

034 - Growing Pains | Memorial (Season 4 Premiere) Feb 27, 2021

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 34: “Growing Pains” | “Memorial” AMPies, we are in Season 4 of The Vampire Diaries now. Please clap. And guess what? We recorded these episodes—“Growing Pains” (Season 4, Episode 1) and “Memorial” (Season 4, Episode 2)—during one of those “fun” Los Angeles heatwaves, so please bear with us as you listen to the heat seep into our brains in real time. So, what are our soup brains talking this week? Well... - "Heightened." - The "jacked little boy" image that haunts Morgan. - Damo reaching critical piss baby levels. - T-Klaus, aka the horniest we’ve been since Sage. - Punch cards. - The TVD cast as Klaus Mikaelson. - A good number of visual bits that don’t translate to the audio medium. - Another perfect Damo plan. - Standalone episode ideas for Bonnie. - Connor Jordan, an attractive man. - Grumpy Old Boys. - "Nice ink." - And even the new P’s (previouslies). “ELENA'S WORST NIGHTMARE” (“Growing Pains”) “A NEW DANGER COMES TO TOWN” (“Memorial”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Sorry to Elena’s worst nightmare, but there’s a new danger in town. “Memorial,” it is. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/ Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/ The Official CW Promo for “Growing Pains”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiW029kEE2E The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Growing Pains”: Pastor Young’s coup AND Elena’s vampire transition. The Official CW Promo for “Memorial”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrRTsR1XEhI The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Memorial”: The multiple memorials for Mystic Falls’ multiple dead people. The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

033 - Before Sunset | The Departed (Season 3 Finale) Feb 12, 2021

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 33: “Before Sunset” | “The Departed” (feat. Michael Chasin) AMPies, it is here. We finally have a new (and of course, quite long) episode for you. And what do you know? It’s the Season 3 finale! *airhorn sound* Finally, we are discussing—with the help of resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin)—“Before Sunset” (Season 3, Episode 21) and “The Departed” (Season 3, Episode 22). But what exactly are we talking? Look, it’s a long episode that’s been a long time coming: We talk about A LOT. “A DAY WITHOUT A VAMPIRE” (“Before Sunset”) “THE SECRET HERO” (“The Departed”) The more AMPED logline this time around? Honestly, neither is good—and “A DAY WITHOUT A VAMPIRE” doesn’t actually make good on that promise—but “Before Sunset” definitely wins over "The Departed” in this particular case. Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/ Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/ The Official CW Promo for “Before Sunset”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NfhiqUOydU The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Before Sunset”: Mystic Falls High’s ‘50s Decade Dance… Clean-Up Committee. Seriously. The Official CW Promo for “The Departed”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fPuiHmj15k The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Departed”: R.I.P. Elena Gilbert The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

032 - Heart of Darkness | Do Not Go Gentle Jan 30, 2021

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 32: “Heart of Darkness” | “Do Not Go Gentle” AMPies, we have a new (very long) episode for you!!! And we are discussing (at length) “Heart of Darkness” (Season 3, Episode 19) and “Do Not Gentle” (Season 3, Episode 20). More specifically, here’s what we’re talking: - The worst thing a white woman can say over and over again. (Spoiler alert: It’s “sisters.”) - Jill's true Klaus feelings. - The one-seasons ABC series Selfie. - Our desire to have Rebekah attend a high school dance. - Rose, baby! - Our old friend, Bloodybecky. - The podcast’s #1 Jeremy stan. - No more bits, starting in the Season 3 finale. - Jill's guess for the Big Bad of Season 5. - Jeremy's “Ghosts to Fuck” list. - TyTy v. Horsey: Dawn of Alphas. - The stans that we fear. - Rebesther. - Girl Dates. (‘Cause they're freaky like that.) - Damo's interesting negotiation tactics. - Bonnie's sex life. - LaToya's poor pinky finger. - BONNIE HAS A HOUSE. Listen as we go from tired and goofy to tired and sad. It’s gradual, but it happens! “TYLER RETURNS TO MYSTIC FALLS” (“Heart of Darkness”) “WHAT THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER” (“Do Not Go Gentle) The more AMPED logline this time around? Obviously, for Jill’s sake: We gotta go with “Heart of Darkness.” Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED. Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/ Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/ The Official CW Promo for “Heart of Darkness”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGv4-RuLuHE The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Heart of Darkness”: Road trip to Denver. The Official CW Promo for “Do Not Go Gentle”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT0illLEOPk The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Do Not Go Gentle”: Mystic Falls High’s ‘50s Decade Dance. The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

001 - The AMPire Diaries: Legacies - We're Not Worthy (PATREON PREVIEW) Jan 23, 2021

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The AMPire Diaries: Legacies Episode 1: “We're Not Worthy” (PATREON PREVIEW) ***SPOILER WARNING*** This is a spoiler-filled discussion of Legacies Season 3, Episode 1, “We’re Not Worthy.” We discuss spoilers from the entire runs of The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, and Legacies. Long story short: This is NOT a Jill-safe episode. Nor are these Jill-safe notes. Leave if you must! “Only AMPies can pull the sword from the stone.” AMPies, Legacies has returned for its third season, and your AMPie Queens, LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich), are here to discuss it week-to-week. Joining them in this journey is none other than The AMPire Diaries’ own resident boy, Michael Chasin (@MichaelChasin). No Jills allowed. [Okay, Jills slightly allowed. Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins) will have a corner every week. She just won’t be allowed to listen to anything else in the episode.] The AMPire Diaries: Legacies will be a Patreon-exclusive podcast for our $5 (Vampire) and $10 (Original) tiers, but because we love our AMPies so much, we’re also releasing this premiere episode on the main feed. As a treat. Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com Tweet at us! @AMPDiariesPod Instagram... at us! @AMPireDiariesPod Go to our website! http://theampirediariespod.com/ The Official CW Promo for “We’re Not Worthy”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH-iSFIGSRc The Salvatore School Event of the Week for “We’re Not Worthy”: Field Day. The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

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