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Stellar Firma

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones.”

Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.’s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy’s most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.

However, with Trexel’s corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station’s omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they’ll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.

Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.

For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com

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Latest Episodes:

Time Bots! Aug 20, 2021

Show notes

Geistman Productions proudly presents:

Time Bots!

"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."

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This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.

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Content warnings:

Discussions of: policing, death

Mentions of: guns, alcohol

SFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosions

Transcript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWE

Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

'Time Bots!' written and performed by Tim Meredith

'Time Bots!' theme music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvised song by Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by freedomfightervictor, HeyHeyHHere, Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli, InspectorJ, SoundsExciting, Iwiploppenisse, couchHero, TolerableDruid6, JarredGibb, bone666138, naturenotesuk and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Additional music:

Hitman by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman

Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4236-prelude-and-action

Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode Aug 13, 2021

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Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode

We found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!

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Content warnings:

Alcohol & alcoholism
Drugs & substance use
Innuendo & sexual references
Mind control & memory wiping
Toilet humour

Discussions of: medical equipment & procedures, explosions, emotional manipulation, time loops

Mentions of: physical violence & death, coma, food, agoraphobia

SFX: ongoing hum, sudden loud shouting (15:20 – 16:30)

Transcript: https://bit.ly/2WLdIxZ

Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org.

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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Behind The Waveform: The Making of Stellar Firma Aug 06, 2021

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Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar Firma

Rhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest, has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time".

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Content warnings:

Unreality
Innuendo & sexual references

Discussions of: food, conspiracy thinking, comedic violence

Mentions of: razors & blades, death & murder, guns

SFX: background chatter, mechanical clanking, static

Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kS3HXW

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

Rhys Tirado as The Interviewer

Helen Gould as Helen Gould

Imogen Harris as Imogen Harris

Jenny Haufek as Jennifer Haufek

Ben Meredith as award-winning artist Ben Meredith

Tim Meredith as award-adjacent artist Tim Meredith

Maddy Searle as Maddy Searle

Katie Seaton as Katie Seaton

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by mikemoons, btherad2000, Geenburg, AbdrTar, inchadney, Fringer_Cat, BeeProductive and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Additional music:

Interstellar Mood by Nico Staf (YouTube Audio Library)

Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb466hS4-rs

Canon In D arranged for two harps by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6959-canon-in-d-for-two-harps

Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

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Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.

Join our community:

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TWITTER: @therustyquill

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EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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The Voyage of the Conglomerate Merger Jul 30, 2021

Show notes

Know Your Show Jul 23, 2021

Show notes

Know Your Show

So they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben reallyknow the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...?

Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fifteen searching questions about the world of Stellar Firma.

Content warnings:

Innuendo

Discussions of: poisoning

Mentions of: death & human remains, food & alcohol, arson, torture

SFX: occasional beeps.

Transcript: https://bit.ly/38yYfU3

Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Featuring: Ben Meredith, Tim Meredith, Maddy Searle and Katie Seaton

Editing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Cathy Rinella

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by bwg2020 and taranp via freesound.org.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

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EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil War Jul 16, 2021

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Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil War

Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth is your one-stop shop for all the indisputable ins and outs of Earth's forgotten past. Come help us prop up the bar and drink up the education!

Today we learn about: The English Civil War.

Recorded live on location at the Astral Bar.

Content Warnings:

Mentions of: innuendo, war & death, food & alcohol

Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, parts 1, 2 and 3 were released exclusively on Rusty Quill's Patreon. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support! If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Editing: Michelle Snow

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX by mlteenie and previously credited artists via freesound.org.

Additional Music:

Jazz Background Music Loop by Migfus20

Link to track: https://freesound.org/people/Migfus20/sounds/559850/

Link to licence: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Check out our merchandise at: RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic.

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Join our community:

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EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! (part 2) Jul 09, 2021

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Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!

Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62...

Content warnings:

Innuendo & sexual references
Discussions of: body horror & death
Mentions of: alcohol, comedic violence
SFX: occasional beeping

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kRfLsu

Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Editing: Michelle Snow and Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Check out our merchandise, available at:

RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeePublic.

Join our community:

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FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER:@therustyquill

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EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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STL Season 3 Outtakes 2 Jul 02, 2021

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STL Season 3 Outtakes 2

What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn...

Content warnings:

Innuendo & sexual references
Mentions of: death
SFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalk

Transcript link: https://bit.ly/3jdXRkI

Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Featuring: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Maddy Searle, Jenny Haufek, Annie Fitch and Amy Dickinson.

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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David's Fact Corner Jun 25, 2021

Show notes

David's Fact Corner #1

A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts!

Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure.

Researched, written & narrated by David 7. Recorded by I.M.O.G.E.N.

Content warnings:

Mentions of: mass death

Originally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Editing: David Devereux and Alexander J Newall

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

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Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&A Jun 18, 2021

Show notes

Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&A

Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.

Content warnings:

Spoilers for all of Stellar Firma
Discussions of: death (inc. mass death), food, smoking
Mentions of: guns, drugs & alcohol, canon-typical trauma, COVID-19 pandemic
SFX: occasional beeping

Link to transcript: https://bit.ly/2TMdXan

Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.

Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT:www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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