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State Patties Day with Joelle Mendoza Mar 17, 2020

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Pinch your Nephew and wear a little green, it's that special time of year again! That's right, the time of year to celebrate family, friends, disastrously maintained drinking habits, and lastly of course, fat burger patties.

This week we're joined by the Burger Baroness, Joelle Mendoza, to create delicious tastes from our own home states! So if you're stuck inside and want to listen to some heart warning, high concept stupidity, give this episode a listen!

Yellowstone Special with Laura Mulcahy Mar 10, 2020

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The Year, 1872. Theodore Roosevelt looks out over an incredible expanse of land natural western wilderness.

118 years later, Chris Columbus directs a blockbuster family film about a young boy left behind at home while his parents go on vacation.

Now, with help from the wildly funny National Park's Employee Laura Mulcahy, The Statesmen combine these two disparate bygone events and create a piece of podcast audio that will surely rest beside them in the history books of tomorrow! Listen Up!

New Jersey 2 with Kevin Ruth Mar 03, 2020

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AY YOOTS GUYS! Why don't you come out to shore and buy a big ol' bag of candy from Uncle's SweetShop? This is New Jersey baby, the devil is around every corner and your soul is on the line!

This week The Statesmen are joined by Chicago Podcast Legend, Kevin Ruth, who will teach us how to roll the dice and play the game... Oppa New Jersey Style!

State Music Festivals with William Crooks Feb 25, 2020

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Music festivals? You mean those sweaty gatherings of bean-rolling teens puking in porta-potties and moshing to poorly mixed live sets performed by their 3rd or 4th favorite artists? Well that's a specific guess, but yes, that's exactly what I mean!

This week the bald-boy-bad-boy of Soundcloud, Willy Crooks, joins the Statesmen to hear their pitches on state themed music festivals. (with extra special guests TYGKO, Jamvvis, and ell!psis.)

Presented in part with generous donations from Dr. Michael Phone, Jr.

Massachusetts 2 with Nikk Tetreault Feb 18, 2020

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Massachusetts is the kind of state where free folk celebrate free love, with a cup of Dunkies in one hand and a cream pie in the other! We're joined by genuine funny person Nikk Tetreault, who discusses everything MA, from Baldwin Apples to Unsolved Art Heists!

You won't want to miss this one, unless you're terrified of listening to scratchy audio from a high school talent show. (No spoilers, but Stuart has a terrible sound segment this week.)

Missouri 2 with Sam Brady Feb 11, 2020

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This episode really is the cat's pajamas! Sure, Patrick Mahomes may have hoisted the super bowl trophy last weekend, but it's The Statesmen who are taking home the MVP! (Most Valuable Podcasters)

This week we go back to Missouri, the stately home of the Champion Chiefs, as well as the home state of our guest, the funny and beautiful Sam Brady!

While soaring throws and touchdown runs might win the Big Game, we'll win your heart in this episode with funny jokes and terrible puns!

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Alaska 2 with Sarah Shoemaker Feb 04, 2020

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Blow hard upon your hollowed narwhal horn! WINTER APPROACHES!

A frigid wind cuts at your face as you trek across the frozen northern territory... Good thing you've got The Statesmen in your ears warming you up with some HOT TAKES!

In this episode we return to Alaska with guest Sarah Shoemaker! Hopefully she liked talking about the box office bomb, Dolittle, as much as we did.

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Private School Dropouts with Girls Like Us (Sophie Krueger & Frannie Comstock) Jan 28, 2020

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ATTENTION TEACHERS AND STUDENTS:

This week the Statesmen are joined by the hosts of Girls Like Us (Sophie Krueger & Frannie Comstock) to discuss the benefits of private schooling, before debating the states to find the perfect educational institution for their very own daughter!

This one can't be missed... sort of like morning bell unless you want detention!

If you enjoy the show, you can help support us at Patreon.com/StatesmenPodcast

Green Bay, Wisconsin - City Special Jan 21, 2020

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Now THIS is podcasting. Haha, that's funny! You guys seen the Phantom Menace? Well this episode is way better than any Star War you've ever witnessed, I promise you that.

This week, the boys are outside of their natural habitat, recording LIVE from a Wisconsin hotel room. We talk everything from cheese, to bees, to trees on this wild traveling Toblerone of an episode. Break off a piece and please your sweet tooth, baby!

If you enjoy the show, you can help support us at Patreon.com/StatesmenPodcast

Ohio 2 with Morgan Csejtey Jan 14, 2020

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No one makes the joke O Hello I don't think. Maybe because Chicago comedian Morgan Csejtey forced us to make only good jokes as we explored Ohio with our five nodes.

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