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Cryptid Showdown: North vs. South with Nick Castellanos May 26, 2020

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Part One of a new and exciting National Event, the outcome of which could change human history as we know it!

Mythic Monsters can be found in all of the 50 states, and we think it's about time that we create a CRYPTID BRACKET, so those monsters can finally mash in hypothetical combat!

This week we're joined by Nick Castellanos, helping us find the best Cryptid... even if it kills him first!

Who needs pro sports when you have this quality content!?

State Animals with Colleen Murphy May 19, 2020

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Stay out of the barnyard and get out of your cage! The animals are in charge of the zoo now, and you're locked in here with The Statesmen (or StatesApes).

This week the Statesmen talk with Genius Zooligist Colleen Murphy, who walks us through the nipples, hair, and vertebrae of official State Mammal selections!

Listen up if you like Mammals!

State Questions with Ben Briggs May 12, 2020

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Plato's Cave? Nietzsche's Mustache? David Hume's Massive Broom?

These are all classic philosophical quandaries that humans have been mulling over for millennia. But now, with the help of special guest Ben Briggs, we'll find their answers and more, in this state themed question mark extravaganza!

Listen up if you fancy yourself a philosophizer!

State Instruments with Liam Burns May 05, 2020

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Music is as universal as the infamous studios in Orlando, Florida. But what creates those twinkling tones and mystifying melodies?

Instruments of course!

This week we're joined by Chicago Musician and instrument expert, Liam Burns to have a sing-songy back and forth about Official State Instruments! Listen up!

State Nicknames with Claire Noone Apr 28, 2020

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Hey Four-Eyes! Listen up Football Head! Thanks Captain Obvious! Derisive nicknames, one and all. But need these pseudonyms be so vicious?

Nay. Mayhaps they could even be... Stately?

Join the Statesmen with special guest and friend of the podcast, Clair Noone, to talk AKA's and nicknames for your favorite 50 States! And who knows, maybe you'll have a nickname by the end of this episode too, sport.

State Toys with Alli Stark Apr 21, 2020

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Buzz? Woody? The Rest? Toys have held an indelible spot in American Culture since at least the release of Toy Story in 1995. In the decades since, some states have made the selection of an Official State Toy. Yet other boring states have refused to choose!

That's where the Statesmen come in! Joined this week by friend of the podcast and genuinely sweet human being, Alli Stark! We talk Toys, Boys, and dream of Deep Roy.

Listen up Statesmen Nation!

The State of Evil with Mohawk Johnson Apr 14, 2020

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Woah. This episode is insane, and terrifying, and only for the strongest listeners in our Statesmen Nation. If Marvel can make a hundred billion dollars off of Superhero content, then god dammit so can The Statesmen! Here we Go:

Hello out there all you Heroes and Do-Gooders!

This week the Statesmen are joined by Super Hero Specialist (and supposed masked crusader) Mohawk Johnson! He'll help our podcast boy-wonders to fight state themed super villains and jump the shark in this whopper of an episode!

Rhode Island 2 with Steven Dionne Apr 07, 2020

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"Primitive Kiss" (Really Cool Statesmen Episode)

This week the Statesmen travel back to the cutest lil state on the East coast! They're joined by local funny friend, Steven Dionne, to explore every inch of Rhode Island!

The Statesmen March Onward Mar 31, 2020

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Wow... So it's come to this. White men, microphones, and in depth movie discussions. This Pandemic really is bringing out the worst in all of us.

Join the Statesmen and Super Producer Camden Stacey, as we explore the FIVE Senses of the FIVE films we watched in ONE day. Our apartment smelled like an armpit, but the episode sounds like an absolute classic! Give it a listen if you like cinema!

Mini-Soda with Camden Stacey Mar 24, 2020

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LOCKDOWN 2020:

The Statesmen are quarantined to their luxury Apartment/Recording Studio and the only rations they brought with them are sugary sodas representing some of the fifty states!

With special audio wizardry guests, Camden Stacey and TYGKO, the boys try to sip some bubbles and stay out of troubles! Listen up you work-from-home-warrior!

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