Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Latest Episodes:

Dragon Age: Origins Part 1 - BATTLE-MOM Jan 21, 2019

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Vanessa goes Steve Valentine crazy and doesn't even have to tell us he's a magician as we start the year off with our first episode of BioWarey / JanuBioWarey. It's chock-a-block with origin stories, including the surprising fact that we all made female characters, Vanessa's family's bloody ending, Jim being pushed into a life of crime, Matthew consorting with Blood Mages whose names he can't remember, John's encounter with Dragon Age 2's Merrill and so much more.

This Week: We reach the Ostegar camp in Dragon Age: Origins! Next Week: We travel to Lothering and resist the siege of Redcliffe!

Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song.

You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw

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Dragon Quest V Part 6 - Annalum Retentium Jan 14, 2019

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We finally dispatch Ladja, try to figure out the pun behind King Korol, meet our mom, reunite with our wife, defeat a giant moose, and finally, finally save the world. After about ten hours of grinding. Dragon Quest V ends as all games should: with dancing!

This Week: We finish the game! Somehow! Next Week: We reach the Grey Warden base in Dragon Age: Origins!

Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/

Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube:

Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset

Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg

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Dragon Quest V Part 5 - Prince Albert's Piercing Gaze Jan 07, 2019

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After Papa became a stationary stone you get to meet your somewhat growed up kids! And guess what? The boy is a legendary hero! SHOCK! Now all that's left to do is find out more information about your mysterious mom, clean your litterbox at least twice a week, toss your head to the side and say you're angry, find the mysterious truth about Dr Agon, get crushed by an oversized moose, and beat the heck out of Latka. Just another day on your dragon quest!

This Week: Several years pass after a horrifying twist! Then we clear the Dragon Tower. Next Week: We finish the game! Somehow!

Dr. Steven Stone's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/

Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube:

Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg

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Dragon Quest V Part 4 - Morning Wellness Dec 31, 2018

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We finally found the warrior of legend, the Great One: Wayne Gretzy! Also: More Hard R Square Roots as Horny Grandma returns, God bribes, Nera's terrible self-esteem, married life with Debora, the return of Sancho, pop culture savvy nuns, and so much more! This Week: Several years pass after a horrifying twist! Next Week: We clear the Dragon Temple! Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/

Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube:

Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset

Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg

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Dragon Quest V Part 3 - Aggressive-Aggressive Wedding Proposals Dec 24, 2018

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Gonna get, gonna get, gonna get married on this extra special episode of Square Roots! Who will marry the good, sweet, hometown crush? Who will be with the ingenue book smart rich girl? And who will end up with the angry, strong-willed self-determined lady? You'll never guess! Also this week: not saying neigh to muscular horse men, special sleepy time ASMR for Stan, and a very special holiday message from Vanessa!

This Week: We get married! Next Week: Several years pass after a horrifying twist!

Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/

Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube:

Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset

Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg

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Dragon Quest V Part 2 - Fat Clowns With Jump Ropes Dec 17, 2018

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Dragon Quest suggests how to solve a problem like Maria: with whips, definitive Indiana Jones ranking, the Nuns of the Above, breaking bad habits, hot pixel cleavage, debating Dragon Quest music, Dragon Quest Pokémon, and so much more!

This time: We break out out of slavery, restore Harry to the throne, and get his... marital organ. Next time: We get married!

Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/

Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube:

Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Dragon Quest V Part 1 - The Soft and Creamy Home of the Faeries Dec 10, 2018

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Guest host Stan from They See Me Rollin' joins us as we tackle our first quest of dragons, a dragon quest if you will. This supersized chunker is stuffed with Russian counts, lots of puns, Sancho's problematic accent, trying to figure out how to pronounce Pankraz, a real Jauffre kind of prince, and super ripped horsey men.

This Week: We get to the end of the Ancient Ruins in Dragon Quest V! Next Week: We get the... marital... organ.

Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/

Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the Horizon, the Dragon Quest V world map theme. Check out Mohawk Gaymer and Subversive Asset on Youtube:

Subversive Asset: https://www.youtube.com/user/subversiveasset Mohawk Gaymer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0GRBn4KbdVP0rvLFR2lXBg

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod

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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Rogue Galaxy Part 8 - #1. What #2. Is #3. Happening Here Dec 03, 2018

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Finally everything is resolved: the true role of Rosencaster, Henry and Robert's integral role in the Rogue Galaxy finalé, Gale's messianic return, Chie & Miyoko's pivotal rescue of the crew, M10 and Mio's incredible heel turn, and so many other things that definitely actually happen.

This Week: We finish Rogue Galaxy! Next Week: We get to the end of the Ancient Ruins in Dragon Quest V!

Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy.

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Rogue Galaxy Part 7 - Soy Boy Dolphin Boy Nov 26, 2018

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Oh wow. This show goes off the rails from the start when Vanessa decides to let us in on some Folger's Coffee brother and sister love, and then just veers off into strange places. Topics include: how weiners work, side character development, Nermals and Garfields, more debating about ghosts, 11th Hour Bad Guy Appearances, and so much more!

The offending Folgers commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnqBL6iYjA

This Week: We play chapter eleven and the Alistia side quest in Rogue Galaxy! Next Week: We finish Rogue Galaxy!

00:01:55 - Level Up 00:26:55 - The Frog Log 01:08:35 - John's Bullshit Minigame Corner 01:10:05 - Squarely Against

Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy.

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Rogue Galaxy Part 6 - The Butlerian Jihad Pity Laugh Nov 19, 2018

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This game is one dramatic revelation after another as we approach the final few chapters of Rogue Galaxy. In this episode: Johnny finally says "Saiyan" correctly, TOM PETTY CHOCOLATE BAR, Vanessa gets distracted by Ryan Reynolds, lots of fatherly disapproval, so many ghosts that you didn't know where ghosts, and much much more!

This Week: We play chapter nine and ten in Rogue Galaxy! Next Week: We play chapter eleven and the Alistia side quest in Rogue Galaxy!

Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy.

Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com