Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

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EarthBound Part 2 - Brother-Husbands Apr 01, 2019

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The gang ventures into Twoson to solve some cult-related problems. Topics covered this week: the Apple Kid (Steve Jobs) versus the Orange Kid (Steve Wozniak); crashing at the Exit Mouse House; hot takes about the Blues Brothers; PP stealing; even more Hard-R Square Roots; the origins of the name Franklin Badge; and so, so much more! This Week: We hop on the Runaway Five tour bus and head to Threed! Next Week: We reach the Dusty Dunes Drug Store!

Thanks to the Extra Lives for the use of their cover of Earthbound's Mobile Opponents Battle Theme!

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Thanks to Steven Morris for letting us use his cover of Earthbound's Summers! Check out Steven Morris on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/artist/steven-morris/5192694 Follow Steven Morris on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKSzNFVHfOKwj-G1uFWBmTQ Listen to Steven Morris on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5hNERgraOYxpkBfM5UoiP5

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EarthBound Part 1 - Call Your Dad Mar 25, 2019

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Humans of Earth! Are you ready for... Mother 2? Or Earthbound? Whatever you want to call it! On this episode: Vanessa is on the gargle for St. Patrick's Day, John brings back a beloved segment, Matthew has a Level Up Classic, and Jim engages in Laissez-Faire parenting. Talking points for this episode include: attractive nuisances, Captain Strong's child fight club, at what age a child can confidently be called a jerk, and a look at this game's obsession with bed wetting.

This Week: We defeat Captain Strong in Earthbound! Next Week: We hop on the Runaway Five tour bus and head to Threed!

Thanks to the Extra Lives for the use of their cover of Earthbound's Mobile Opponents Battle Theme! Follow Extra Lives on YouTube (they do a new song every week): youtube.com/extralivesmusic Follow Extra Lives on Facebook: facebook.com/extralivesmusic Follow Extra Lives on Instagram: instagram.com/extralivesmusic Request a video game tune for Extra Lives to cover: patreon.com/extralivesmusic

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Dragon Age: Origins Part 9 - Hardening Alistair Mar 18, 2019

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THE SHOCKING DRAGON AGE FINALE! We find out why only a Grey Warden can defeat an archdemon, Vanessa has to lend out Alistair's chunker, John does a Riordan voice that just annoys Matthew, Jim gives up, Matthew takes the path of ultimate good, no one bothers with Loghain, and we debate whether or not having an elder god in the body of a child is such a great thing to do.

This Week: We finish Dragon Age: Origins! Next Week: We defeat Captain Strong in Earthbound!

Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song.

You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw

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Dragon Age: Origins Part 8 - Vanessa, Queen of Ferelden Mar 11, 2019

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On this exciting episode of Square Roots Johnny is dummy thicc, Matthew is chasing Waterfalls, Vanessa's mom may be the Nanny from Muppet Babies, and Jim is the true Captain Marvel fan.

Also: Vanessa is the woman of 1000 Stewarts, forcing yourself into royalty, Battle Alita Toshinden, impromptu Patreon stretch goals, random pitchforkings, and dealing with the future of Ferelden. It's rad!

This Week: We have the Landsmeet! Next Week: We finish Dragon Age: Origins!

Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song.

You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw

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Dragon Age: Origins Part 7 - Gatekeeping Lunatic! Mar 04, 2019

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NEXT GAME ANNOUNCED! Matthew, Vanessa, John and SOMEONE ELSE pack up and head to Denerim, harden Alistair, clear out a brothel, fight in alleys, and maybe get the nicest ladies in the party to try and murder you. Talking points include a village where everyone acts like people in a creepy Stephen King community, adopting the "money pweez" roleplaying stance, The Wynne Button, and settling the Brother Giovanni Ribisi / Brother Jen of Tilly debate forever.

This Week: We head out to Denerim and find the Urn of Sacred Ashes! Next Week: We have the Landsmeet! And declare a new ruler of Ferelden!

Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song.

You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw

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Dragon Age: Origins Part 6 - Ladies Love Cool Dark Spawn Feb 25, 2019

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Vanessa, Matthew and The Gay One link arms as we descend into the creepy, spooky, goopy depths of the Deep Roads! We're joined by the handsome dwarf Oghren, watch as he gets an aximonious divorce, summon the power of Andraste, and more! Topics discussed include: Matt's Mom's MMO Moments, Caridin's big ol' chest, hot political debates between Harrowmont and Bhalen, face blasting, top level PUBG strats, Parasite Eve amounts of breasts, and discovering secret Shale backstory. You'll love it!

This Week: We crown a new king of the Dwarves! Next Week: We prepare for the Landsmeet!

Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song.

You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw

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Dragon Age: Origins Part 5 - Richard Ay-Yi-Yi Feb 18, 2019

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We dive head first into a Shakespearean Dwarf drama as we interfere with the politics of Orzimarr on this intrieguing episode of Square Roots. Highlights include: trying to figure out what the show Banshee is about, and it's either about wendigos, special forces, or real estate developers. Also: sexy, sexy Dwarf men, the DLC golem Shale, KITTY GLOWY EYES, the TV show Magicians, what The Great British Baking Show taught us about The Proving, and so much more!

This Week: We pick a side in the Dwarf Dispute until we're asked to head to the Deep Roads! Next Week: We crown a new king of the Dwarves!

Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song.

You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw

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Dragon Age: Origins Part 4 - A Reverse Silence of the Lambs Feb 11, 2019

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We almost plunge into a full-on Square Roots this week with a wizard who asks you lots of complicated questions, and with a rhyming tree with a sexy / gross request. Also this week: Matthew's werewolf love, shem shaming, Ticklefeather the werewolf, sleepytime camp, and trying in vain to define an RPG. This Week: We solve the plight of the forest elves! Next Week: We pick a side in the Dwarf Dispute until we're asked to head to the Deep Roads!

Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song.

You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw

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Dragon Age: Origins Part 3 - Brother Genitally Feb 04, 2019

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Are the Tranquil ideal romantic partners? Exactly 50% of the podcast thinks so. Also this episode: we get sleepy with demons, talk with Tim Curry without realizing it, journey into the fade for a looooooooong time, the benefits of bringing Morrigan to important plot points, Vanessa's non-ideal makeouts, and so much more!

This Week: We clear the Circle Tower and finish Redcliffe Castle! Next Week: We solve the plight of the forest elves!

Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song.

You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw

Contact Square Roots!

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Dragon Age: Origins Part 2 - Submit to the Taint! Jan 28, 2019

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Get all of the taint juice in your mouth in this savory, sweaty episode of Square Roots! Matthew is sick, but we experience the joining, meet Matthew's new girlfriend Morrigan, have some good times with Momma Janeway, John riffs on Bann Tegan in a very confusing way, Jim makes some GIF-able moments, and we rescue Bohdan and Sandal! So many exciting adventures are contained within. Also: Vanessa meets Alistair!

This Week: We travel to Lothering and resist the siege of Redcliffe! Next Week: We clear the Circle Tower and finish Redcliffe Castle!

Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover of Leliana's Song.

You can find Edward on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Edwardmusic Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/edward-alenko YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9AY6re0jfRftZMIKUEpLMw

Contact Square Roots!

Twitter: @squarerootspod

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/

Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

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