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SpongeBob SquareCast

A fifteen-year-old American girl explains SpongeBob SquarePants to her fifty-year-old Scottish step-father who has never watched it.

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S12E4b King Plankton -- PODCAST FINALE Aug 16, 2024

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. AND THIS IS THE LAST ONE!! It was recorded in May 2021. Plankton practices ruling the world by shrinking himself down and declaring himself king of SpongeBob's aquarium. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss summer in Michigan and this month's quiz is Which Season? Thanks to everyone who has listened to our wee show over the last few years. SquareCast Out! [drops mic]

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S11E16a My Leg! Aug 09, 2024

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in February 2020. Once Fred's leg has finally healed up, SpongeBob is determined to keep it safe. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss Girl Scout Cookie season and we have no idea what's coming up ahead of us. This month's quiz is based on General SpongeBob.

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S11E5 The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom Aug 02, 2024

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in October 2020. The Flying Dutchman wants to make sure SpongeBob and his pals are scared this Halloween. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss the complexities of formal education during the days of COVID and this month's quiz is based on The Flying Dutchman.

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S8E23 It's a SpongeBob Christmas Jul 26, 2024

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in December 2020. Plankton tries to convince SpongeBob to transform everybody in Bikini Bottom into jerks by feeding them his special jerktonium-laced fruitcakes in order to get his Christmas wish—the Krabby Patty secret formula. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin discuss winter footwear and this month's quiz is based on General SpongeBob Stuff.

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S5E16b Stanley S SquarePants Jul 19, 2024

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in September 2021. SpongeBob is visited by his accident-prone cousin, Stanley. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin may be in the market for a new car and this month's quiz is based on Family.

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S5E12 Atlantis SquarePantis Jul 12, 2024

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in October 2021. SpongeBob and the gang travel to the Lost City of Atlantis. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin prepare for Halloween and this month's quiz is based on David Bowie.

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S4E09b Mrs Puff, You're Fired Jul 04, 2024

We're releasing our old Patreon episodes. This one was recorded in April 2021. Thanks to SpongeBob's inability to pass his boating exam, Mrs Puff is fired and replaced by a much stricter teacher. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin compare horrendous exercise regimes and this month's quiz is based on Sandy Cheeks.

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S3E20 SpongeBob Meets the Strangler / Pranks a Lot Sep 25, 2023

After an 18-month break, join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss both segments of the final episode of the third season, SpongeBob Meets the Strangler and Pranks a Lot. SpongeBob makes an enemy of the Tattletale Strangler, and then SpongeBob and Patrick have ghostly fun at the expense of the Bikini Bottom residents. Elsewhere, your hosts discuss the possible future of the podcast and wonder if the week that Stelly has a cold was the best week for the big comeback.

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S3E19 The Sponge Who Could Fly Apr 25, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the nineteenth episode of the third season, The Sponge Who Could Fly. SpongeBob attracts the attention of the residents of Bikini Bottom when he attempts flight. Elsewhere, is off to Washington DC next week, while Gavin speculates on the salary and schedule of airline pilots.

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S3E18b Plankton's Army Apr 18, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighteenth episode of the third season, Plankton's Army. Plankton enlists the help of his family as he once again attempts to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Elsewhere, Stelly's piano playing has come on leaps and bounds and Gavin is surprised by Bono's height.

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S3E18a Missing Identity Apr 11, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighteenth episode of the third season, Missing Identity. SpongeBob has an existential crisis when he misplaced his name badge. Elsewhere, Stelly is the proud owner of a tiny piano while Gavin has a new second favorite film ever.

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S3E17b The Camping Episode Apr 04, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventeenth episode of the third season, The Camping Episode. Squidward goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick but clearly isn't aware of the laws of the wild. Elsewhere, Stelly is a David Tennant completionist while Gavin is unappreciated in his own time.

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S3E17a Krabby Land Mar 28, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventeenth episode of the third season, Krabby Land. SpongeBob wants to learn the true meaning of summer, while Mr Krabs sees an opportunity to make some money out of kids on break. Elsewhere, Stelly remembers an rainy visit to Hershey Park, Gavin discusses unexpected consequences of sitting on a kerb, and this month's quiz is all about Gary the Snail. This episode was previously released on Patreon.

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S3E16b I Had an Accident Mar 21, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode of season three, I Had an Accident. An accident results in SpongeBob breaking his bottom and he confines himself indoors to protect himself from further damage. Elsewhere, Stelly imagines an opera starring Oprah while Gavin surprises his co-host by being Scottish.

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S3E16a Born Again Krabs Mar 14, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixteenth episode of season three, Born Again Krabs. Mr Krabs is forced to change his ways when he is rushed to the hospital after eating a dodgy Krabby Patty. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin are both a little distracted by the BAFTA Film Awards that's silently playing on a screen as they record.

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S3E15a The Great Snail Race Mar 07, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifteenth episode of season three, The Great Snail Race. SpongeBob gets jealous when Squidward takes delivery of a purebred racing snail. Elsewhere, Stelly gives her views on The Batman while Gavin complains about the price of frozen drinks at the cinema.

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S3E14 Ugh Feb 28, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the fourteenth episode of season three, Ugh. It's a SpongeBob Special where we see the gang in a 1,000,000 BC type thing, plus Patchy the Pirate. Elsewhere, Stelly has had a cultural weekend while Gavin's reason for having facial hair is revealed.

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S3E13b Clams Feb 14, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the thirteenth episode of season three, Clams. After making his millionth dollar, Mr Krabs takes SpongeBob and Squidward out for some clam-fishing. Elsewhere, Stelly feels sorry for Wales, while Gavin contemplates a lawsuit from Adele.

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S3E13a New Student Starfish Feb 07, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the thirteenth episode of season three, New Student Starfish. Spongebob takes Patrick to boating school where the pair of them do little to impress Mrs Puff. Elsewhere, Stelly celebrates five days off school thanks to weather, while Gavin marvels at the idea of a two-hour Postman Pat movie.

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S3E12b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V Jan 31, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the twelfth episode of season three, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V. Barnacle Boy is sick of being a sidekick and moves to the dark side. Elsewhere, Stelly has watched a lot of substandard basketball while Gavin states on audio that Jaws 2 is better than Jaws.

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S3E12a Chocolate With Nuts Jan 24, 2022

This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twelfth episode of season three, Chocolate With Nuts. SpongeBob and Patrick are inspired by Squidward's magazine to become entrepreneurs and endeavor to become successful chocolate salespeople, employing any means necessary. Elsewhere, Stelly discusses her first performance at a poetry Open Mic, while Gavin, in an attempt to create something different for patrons, has constructed a fiendish quiz that ends up costing him money.

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S3E11 Party Pooper Pants Jan 17, 2022

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the eleventh episode of season three, Party Pooper Pants. SpongeBob decides to throw a house party and is distressed when his guests fail to follow the rules. Elsewhere, Stelly is learning a Nine Inch Nails song on guitar while Gavin discusses the etiquette of party attendance timeliness.

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S3E10b Krusty Krab Training Video Jan 10, 2022

IT'S EPISODE 100!! Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the tenth episode of season three, Krusty Krab Training Video. A strange episode where we're given access to the Krusty Krab's onboarding processes. Elsewhere, Stelly had a successful Christmas in Connecticut, while Gavin explains the disaster levels of weather that had to be experienced when he was at school before he'd get an inside recess (playtime).

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S3E10a Wet Painters Jan 03, 2022

This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the tenth episode of season three, Wet Painters. Confusion at the Krusty Krab leads SpongeBob and Patrick to decorate Mr Krabs house as punishment, but there's a catch: the paint is permanent, and there's scope for an awful lot to go wrong. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin chat through lockdown (dull), Lansing's downtown treats (none), and Biggby's mocha lattes (expensive), before Stella practices her pronunciation of Eastern European episode title alternatives (potentially problematic). Meanwhile, Gavin has devised a devilish character-based quiz for this month. How much will Stelly add to her college fund?

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S3E9b Rock-a-Bye Bivalve Dec 20, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the ninth episode of season three, Rock-a-Bye Bivalve. SpongeBob and Patrick play parents to a baby clam, but Patrick's contribution leaves a lot to be desired. Elsewhere, Stelly is preparing for Christmas back East, while Gavin is looking forward to getting his money's worth out of his cinema loyalty card thing. If you celebrate it, have a wonderful Christmas and we'll be back in 2022!

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S3E9a Krab Borg Dec 13, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the ninth episode of season three, Krab Borg. After watching a late-night scary movie, SpongeBob becomes convinced that Mr. Krabs is a robot. Elsewhere, Stelly has been icing festive cookies, while Gavin laments not being able to moonwalk.

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S3E8b Squilliam's Return Dec 06, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighth episode of season three, Squilliam's Return. Squidward is determined to impress Squilliam by pretending to be the owner of a five-star restaurant. Elsewhere, Stelly talks hats while Gavin's poor head has been pelted with hail.

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S3E8a No Weenies Allowed Nov 29, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighth episode of season three, No Weenies Allowed. SpongeBob is determined to gain admittance to a club for tough guys despite being a bit of a weenie. Elsewhere, Stelly claims to have had a moldy cheese finger, while Gavin shares his Thanksgiving asparagus recipe that was, in his words, a bit special.

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S3E7b Can You Spare a Dime Nov 15, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventh episode of season three, Can You Spare a Dime. Squidward quits his job at The Krusty Krab and ends up mooching off of SpongeBob. Elsewhere, Stelly's birthday is approaching while Gavin has some tips to avoid a house full of smoke from burnt bacon.

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S3E7a As Seen on TV Nov 08, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventh episode of season three, As Seen on TV. Mr. Krabs makes a commercial for The Krusty Krab and inadvertently makes SpongeBob a star in his own head. Elsewhere, Stelly recaps a successful soccer season, while Gavin wonders why he's never heard the Banana Don story before..

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S3E6b One Krabs Trash Nov 01, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixth episode of season three, One Krabs Trash. Mr. Krabs sells a hat he finds in the trash to SpongeBob, unaware that it's potentially worth a million dollars. Elsewhere, Stelly is ready for Halloween, and Gavin has instructions for her to return with Snickers and cheese, preferably sharp cheddar.

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S3E5b Doing Time Oct 25, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fifth episode of season three, Doing Time. Mrs Puff finds herself behind bars once again, and enjoying some time away from SpongeBob who is determined to set her free. Elsewhere, Stelly is celebrating being hat-trick hero in her soccer team this weekend, while Gavin admires the work ethic of Stelly's friend, Jay Jay.

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S3E5a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV Oct 18, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifth episode of season three, Nasty Patty. SpongeBob happens upon Mermaid Man's utility belt and learns for him that with great power comes great irresponsibility. Elsewhere, Stelly has recovered from her bout of COVID while Gavin ponders the point of pestering Tom Kenny.

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S3E6a Snowball Effect Oct 11, 2021

Stelly is sick this week, so we're pulling an upcoming episode previously released to our Patreon subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss Stelly's sixth pick from future seasons, Snowball Effect. SpongeBob and Patrick are enjoying a snowball war while a reluctant Squidward has hopes that one of them gets hurt. Elsewhere, Stelly is another year older and is looking forward to a Thanksgiving feast, while Gavin reminisces of snowball fights of yore and wonders how difficult it would be to get in touch with the show's writers. As usual, Stelly faces a devilish quiz, this time with a bank-bursting potential prize money at stake.
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S3E4b Idiot Box Oct 04, 2021

This episode was previously released to our Patreon Subscribers. Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourth episode of season three, Idiot Box. SpongeBob and Patrick have fun using their imaginations inside a cardboard box, frustrating Squidward who fears he is missing out. Elsewhere, Stelly tries to explain why Snow Days are still a thing in these days of virtual learning, Gavin is disappointed to learn he could've gotten some help shoveling the driveway, and this month's quiz is all about King Neptune.

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S3E4a Nasty Patty Sep 27, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourth episode of season three, Nasty Patty. A health inspector visits The Krusty Krab but when Mr Krabs suspects him of being an imposter, he and SpongeBob take drastic measures. Elsewhere, Stelly had her first taste of playing with the half-time Marching Band, while Gavin laments that school sports were never as popular back in Scotland.

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S3E3b The Bully Sep 20, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the third episode of season three, The Bully. A new student at the Boating School takes an instant dislike to SpongeBob and promises to beat him up. Elsewhere, Stelly's teeth are falling out of her head at an alarming rate while Gavin's feeling the effects of his Sunday starting at 6am.
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S3E3a Just One Bite Sep 13, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the third episode of season three, Just One Bite. SpongeBob is shocked to learn that Squidward has never eaten a Krabby Patty and sets out to right this wrong. Elsewhere, Stelly is back after hurricane chasing during the summer, while Gavin reflects on another passing birthday and his hatred for Dr. Pepper and baby corn.
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S3E2b My Pretty Seahorse May 31, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the second episode of season three, My Pretty Seahorse. SpongeBob befriends a seahorse which causes predictable havoc at the Krusty Krab. Elsewhere, Stelly is looking forward to a neighborhood bonfire while Gavin is demob happy as we put a bow on our third season of the podcast.
Have a fantastic summer, everybody. Thanks for listening and sticking with us. Special thanks to our patrons. Stay safe and we look forward to picking it back up again with y'all in September!!
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S3E2a Camp SpongeBob May 24, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the second episode of season three, Camp SpongeBob. SpongeBob and Patrick's new club make Squidward jealous until he ends up joining them lost in the Kelp Forest. Elsewhere, a sleepy Stelly was up early while Gavin reveals a strange love for Eurovision voting.
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S3E1b SpongeGuard on Duty May 17, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of season three, SpongeGuard on Duty. SpongeBob fakes his abilities as a lifeguard so he can hang out with Larry the Lobster and be a cool dude. Elsewhere, Stelly is making new friends in the neighborhood while Gavin fears the garbage truck of life.
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S3E1a The Algae's Always Greener May 10, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of season three, The Algae's Always Greener. Plankton's latest effort to steal a Krabby Patty manages to create an alternate universe where he is in charge of the Krusty Krab. Elsewhere, Stelly is preparing for a soccer game against a long-forgotten town, while Gavin ponders the terror of facing a penalty shot in Shinty.
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S2E20b Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm May 03, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the final segment of season two, Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm. Bikini Bottom is terrorized by a huge, hungry worm and only Sandy and SpongeBob are brave enough to take it on. Elsewhere, Stelly reflects on her Clash cover from the Patreon episode last week, while Gavin tells a joke about a pole vaulter that's older than he is.
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S2E20a Squid on Strike Apr 19, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twentieth episode of season two, Squid on Strike. Squidward and SpongeBob take drastic action when Mr. Krabs stops paying their wages. Elsewhere, Stelly does her best once again to describe Discord, while Gavin is shocked to discover that 1995 wasn't five years ago.
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S2E19b The Fry Cook Games Apr 12, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the nineteenth episode of season two, The Fry Cook Games. SpongeBob and Patrick are pitted against one another as Mr. Krabs and Plankton reignite an old sporting rivalry. Elsewhere, Stelly's javascript is coming on leaps and bounds, while Gavin remembers London 2012 and an old joke of his father's that hasn't aged well.
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S2E19a Jellyfish Hunter Apr 05, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the nineteenth episode of season two, Jellyfish Hunter. SpongeBob discovers that jellyfish jam is the perfect addition to the Krabby Patty, so Mr Krabs orders him to hunt down every last jellyfish he can find. Elsewhere, Stelly is developing a love for vinyl records and McDonald's fries, while Gavin regrets leaving so much of his stuff back in Scotland.
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S2E18b Artist Unknown Mar 29, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighteenth episode of season two, Artist Unknown. Squidward starts work as an art teacher and is enraged when his only student, SpongeBob, is a more talented artist. Elsewhere, Stelly has finally begun soccer practice, while Gavin denies knowledge of the whereabouts of the original American Gothic.
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S2E18a Sailor Mouth Mar 22, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighteenth episode of season two, Sailor Mouth. Taking out the trash, SpongeBob learns some new words from graffiti on the dumpster, which gets him and Patrick into trouble with Mr Krabs. Elsewhere, Stelly recaps her final day of Girl Scout Cookie sales, while Gavin has to source an mp3 of dolphin chatter.
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S2E17b I'm With Stupid Mar 14, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventeenth episode of season two, I'm With Stupid. Patrick's parents are due to visit and he worries that they think he's stupid, so SpongeBob signs up to take the fall for him. Elsewhere, Stelly reveals her dislike of the saxophone is due to a dance game on the Wii, while Gavin, not for the first time, underestimates Kazahkstan.
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S2E17a Procrastination Mar 07, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode of season two, Procrastination. SpongeBob has an assignment to complete for boating school, but finds himself distracted as the deadline approaches. Elsewhere, Stelly is in a determined mood as she challenges herself to 10,000 steps a day, while Gavin has the geography of his neighborhood explained to him.
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S2E16b Krusty Love Feb 28, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode of season two, Krusty Love. Mr Krabs takes Mrs Puff out on a date but worries that he has to shower her with expensive gifts to keep her interested in him. Elsewhere, Stelly may have discovered a house in the neighborhood with a graveyard in its back yard, while Gavin wishes he hadn't mentioned another group he saw selling cookies on his street.
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S2E16a Graveyard Shift Feb 21, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixteenth episode of season two, Graveyard Shift. The Krusty Krab is open 24/7 and Squidward decides to spook SpongeBob with a ghost story that starts to come true. Elsewhere, Stelly's trombone practice conformed to the laws of gravity, while Gavin reminisces about the early days of the podcast and cats who know what side their bread is buttered.
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S2E15b Band Geeks Feb 14, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fifteenth episode of season two, Band Geeks. Squidward is challenged to get his band to perform the big half-time show but there's a problem; he doesn't have a band. Elsewhere, Stelly bemoans the downsides of having a birthday in the fall, while Gavin is excited by the arrival of some electrical snow-throwing help.
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S2E15a The Secret Box Feb 07, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifteenth episode of season two, The Secret Box. Patrick has a secret box and SpongeBob will go to any length to discover its contents. Elsewhere, Stelly is hoping for a Kansas City win in what is acknowledged as not being the biggest sporting event in the world, while Gavin makes two relatively poor animal jokes.
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S2E14b Frankendoodle Jan 31, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourteenth episode of season two, Frankendoodle. SpongeBob and Patrick find a magic pencil and everything they draw comes to life. Elsewhere, Stelly has stern words for an imaginary child named Keith, while Gavin, for the millionth time, complains about shoveling snow.
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S2E14a Welcome to the Chum Bucket Jan 24, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourteenth episode of season two, Welcome to the Chum Bucket. Plankton wins SpongeBob's contract in a card game in an attempt to get the Krabby Patty secret formula. Elsewhere, Stelly's curiosity leads her to the real names of the members of Green Day while one of Gavin's spreadsheets, once more, saves the conversation.
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S2E13b Gary Takes a Bath Jan 17, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the thirteenth episode of season two, Gary Takes a Bath. SpongeBob finds Gary is in no mood for his weekly bath. Elsewhere, Sunday's feast of soccer leaves Stelly unimpressed, while Gavin's ignorance of federal holidays once again proves inconvenient.
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S2E13a Shanghaied Jan 10, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the thirteenth episode of season two, Shanghaied. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are press-ganged aboard The Flying Dutchman's terrifying ship. Elsewhere, Stelly's notes for this episode were written three months ago, while Gavin's quest for an interview with their favorite SpongeBob writer continues unabated.
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S2E12b The Smoking Peanut Jan 03, 2021

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the twelfth episode of season two, The Smoking Peanut. At Bikini Bottom Zoo, SpongeBob throws a peanut at an enormous oyster with devastating consequences. Elsewhere, Stelly is exhausted from a hectic holiday schedule, while Gavin is excited by new podcast recording kit and then gets things wrong.
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S2E12a Pressure Dec 20, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twelfth episode of season two, Pressure. SpongeBob and Sandy engage in a competition to decide whether creatures who live in the sea or on land are best. Elsewhere, Stelly recalls last winter's fun at The Big Puddle, while Gavin describes the dangers of walking through a Burger King parking lot in Scotland while carrying fries. Happy Holidays, everybody! We'll be back in 2021!
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S2E10b I'm Your Biggest Fanatic Dec 13, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the tenth episode of season two, I'm Your Biggest Fanatic. SpongeBob is invited to join an exclusive jellyfishing club but is about to learn that you should never meet your heroes. Elsewhere, following an unsolicited email. Stelly and Gavin have some fun guessing the population of countries where the podcast is supposedly popular.
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S2E10a No Free Rides Dec 06, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the tenth episode of season two, No Free Rides. Desperate for SpongeBob to be done with her class, Mrs Puff bends the rules to make sure he passes but ends up terrified of the consequences. Elsewhere, Stelly summarizes the last nine months of school at home, while Gavin's gets to talk about averages and data visualization tools. albeit very briefly.
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S2E9b Dumped Nov 29, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the ninth episode of season two, Dumped. After a friendly game of tag, SpongeBob becomes jealous when Gary seems to prefer hanging out with Patrick. Elsewhere, Stelly notices some art theft from our recording studio, while Gavin's knowledge of Blue's Clues and a grape-obsessed duck is equally lacking.
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S2E9a Survival of the Idiots Nov 15, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the ninth episode of season two, Survival of the Idiots. SpongeBob and Patrick ignore all the warnings and go visit a hibernating Sandy. Elsewhere, Stelly decides to announce on the podcast that her bike was stolen last week, while Gavin wonders why he's the last to find out about everything.
We'll be taking next week off for Stelly's birthday. Catch you goobers again in a couple of weeks!
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S2E8 Christmas Who? Nov 08, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the eighth episode of season two, the first ever double episode, Christmas Who? SpongeBob learns about the magic of Christmas from Sandy and attempts to bring some festive joy to Bikini Bottom. Elsewhere, Stelly would rather be outside enjoying the remains of a 70 degree November day in Michigan, while Gavin wonders why his laptop is playing ominous music.
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S2E7b Life of Crime Nov 01, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventh episode of season two, Life of Crime. SpongeBob and Patrick borrow a balloon that quickly pops, and believing they are now criminals, the two friends go on the run. Elsewhere, Stelly's Halloween haul was decent given the circumstances, while Gavin laments the lack of Gavins in the world.
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S2E7a Prehibernation Week Oct 25, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventh episode of season two, Prehibernation Week. Before going into hibernation, Sandy Cheeks asks SpongeBob to help her do all the extreme sports she loves. Elsewhere, Stelly is Flo from Progressive while Gavin's love of Devil Kiss Jerky does not agree with either of his eyes.
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S2E6b Squidville Oct 18, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixth episode of season two, Squidville. Finally sick of living next to SpongeBob and Patrick, Squidward moves to Tentacle Acres where everyone is more like him. Elsewhere, Stelly has a sudden desire for a fluffernutter sandwich while Gavin begins to question his granddad's movie picks when he was in his formative years.
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S2E6a Grandma's Kisses Oct 11, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixth episode of season two, Grandma's Kisses. SpongeBob is teased by the customers of the Krusty Krab when they see him getting a kiss from his grandma, so he resolves with Patrick to be more grown-up. Elsewhere, Stelly has been dedicating herself to FIFA 2021, while Gavin has interesting news about the Romanian TV & Film podcast charts. Salut!
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S2E5b Patty Hype Oct 04, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fifth episode of season two, Patty Hype. SpongeBob's idea to revamp Mr. Krab's business is met with scorn so he and Patrick decide to go into business on their own. Elsewhere, Stelly has had a haircut and gives a rundown of the Bayern v Hertha Berlin game, while Gavin explains exactly what his problem is with bagpipes.
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S2E5a Wormy Sep 27, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifth episode of season two, Wormy. SpongeBob and Patrick are pet-sitting for Sandy and befriend her pet worm, but are shocked when they return the next day to find Wormy gone and a terrifying monster in its place. Elsewhere, Stelly discusses her early morning trombone practice, while Gavin unconfidently blames a cat for an unusual noise in an otherwise empty house.
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S2E4b Imitation Krabs Sep 15, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourth episode of season two, Imitation Krabs. Plankton is up to his old tricks again, this time using robotics in an attempt to steal the secret formula. Elsewhere, Stelly marvels at her knowledge of South American countries, while Gavin is pleased to dig out an (arguably) underused jingle.
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S2E4a Dying for Pie Sep 07, 2020

We're back for our Season Three!
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourth episode of season two, Dying for Pie. Squidward trusts a bunch of pirates to get a rather explosive treat for Spongebob. Elsewhere, Stelly remembers a creepy Santa from a New York kilt shop, while Gavin mourns the passing of another summer.
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S2E11b Squirrel Jokes May 31, 2020

It's our Season Two Finale!
Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourth episode of season two, Squirrel Jokes. SpongeBob tries his hand at stand-up comedy and while his act is a success, it's at the cost of his friendship with Sandy Cheeks. Elsewhere, Stelly's been grounded for reasons we won't go into, Gavin's got the clippers out, and there's a bonus quiz that normally only features on our Patreon episodes.
Have a fantastic summer, everybody. Thanks for listening and sticking with us. Special thanks to our patrons. Stay safe and we look forward to picking it back up again with y'all in September!!
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S2E11a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III May 24, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourth episode of season two, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III. The superheroes are off on vacation and, for whatever reason, leave SpongeBob and Patrick in charge of their lair and the custody of arch nemesis Man Ray. Elsewhere, Stelly's been making pizza (which was delicious, by the way) and watching lots of German soccer, while Gavin is looking forward to a week off work and some quality time in front of a PlayStation.
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S2E3b Bubble Buddy May 17, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the third episode of season two, Bubble Buddy. It's Leif Erikson day and SpongeBob finds himself on his own with no one to celebrate with, so he creates a new friend who the residents of Bikini Bottom seem to take against. Elsewhere, Stelly's spent the night in a tent in the back yard solely to stay up all night online, just like the pioneers, and Gavin's been noticing the length of people's hair.
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S2E3a Big Pink Loser May 03, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the third episode of season two, Big Pink Loser. Patrick worries that he's about the only person in Bikini Bottom yet to win an award for anything and looks to put this right at The Krusty Krab. Elsewhere, Stelly's progress with FIFA cards confuses Gavin, much like an automatic water bottle filling station at a conference center in Orlando, Florida. He's easily confused.
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S2E2b Bossy Boots Apr 26, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the second episode of season two, Bossy Boots. It's summer vacation and Mr Krabs has promised Pearl a job as new manager of the Krusty Krab, which SpongeBob and Squidward take exception to. Elsewhere, another late recorded episode finds Stelly and Gavin in odd frames of mind, but they soldier on bravely with quarantine-inspired fun. Kinda.
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S2E2a Something Smells Apr 19, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the second episode of season two, Something Smells. It's Sundae Sunday, but when SpongeBob's freezer offers up vert little in way of ingredients, he has to improvise with some odorous alternatives. Elsewhere, Stelly's determined to use an audio medium to describe her visual arts, while Gavin reveals an unfortunate incident during a 1990s presentation of Beavis and Butt-Head Do America.
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S2E1b Squid's Day Off Apr 10, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the first episode of season two, Squid's Day Off. A lost dime gives Squidward the opportunity for a day off but his belief that SpongeBob knows he's playing the game ruins his 24 hours of relaxation. Elsewhere, Stelly's learning guitar and expands on her typical day in lockdown, while Gavin reveals that after 8 years, American coin currency still baffles him.
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S2E1a Your Shoe's Untied Apr 03, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of season two, Your Shoe's Untied. When Patrick announces that he doesn't know how to tie his shoelaces, SpongeBob is initially confident until he realizes he has not idea either. Elsewhere, Stelly remembers her short-lived crime-fighting gang, Gavin remembers when he used to understand FIFA games, and generally there's far too much talk of Arjen Robben
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S1E20b Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II Mar 27, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the final segment of season one, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II. A competition win gives SpongeBob an opportunity to meet his heroes -- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy -- whenever his heart desires. SpongeBob, of course, takes advantage of this situation. Elsewhere, isolation and social distancing is working better for Stelly who is enjoying her new routine, while Gav appreciated his house smelling of bacon. We finish with a mini-recap of season one.
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S1E20a Hooky Mar 20, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twentieth episode, Hooky. We celebrate our fortieth show and our one-year anniversary with a much-improved episode. SpongeBob is lead astray by Patrick and bunks off from work to play with all the hooks that have suddenly appeared, unaware of the consequences of getting snagged. Elsewhere, an early Stelly rap sets the mood for the episode and, after only four days working at home, Gavin is starting to lose his mind.
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S1E19b Neptune's Spatula Mar 15, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the nineteenth episode, Neptune's Spatula. Not the best episode we've ever watched. With a tip of the hat to King Arthur, SpongeBob is able to retrieve the Golden Spatula from the Greasy Griddle at the Fry Cook's Museum, resurrecting King Neptune who challenges SpongeBob to a cook off. Elsewhere, the coronavirus has brought Girl Scout Cookie season to a premature end, forced Stelly to hurriedly get the contents of her locker home, and means Gavin will be working from home for the foreseeable. Stay well, folks. Look after each other.
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S1E19a Fools in April Mar 06, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the nineteenth episode, Fools in April. It's April Fools Day! It's SpongeBob's (reportedly) favorite day of the year, but when an agitated Squidward decides to retaliate, he's forced to take an action that does not sit comfortably with him. Elsewhere, Stelly is deep in Girl Scout Cookie season, so Gav's responsibility for note-taking is more than he was either comfortable with or prepared for.
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S1E18b Walking Small Feb 28, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighteenth episode, Walking Small. It's another Plankton episode. In this one, for reasons never fully explained, Plankton wants to build his new restaurant on the beach and enlists SpongeBob to move people on by teaching him to be assertive and aggressive. Elsewhere, Gavin learns of a live action episode and, after around five minutes of explaining, finally understands what Stelly is trying to tell him.
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S1E18a Texas Feb 21, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighteenth episode, Texas. Sandy Cheeks is starting to feel homesick for her native Texas and makes plans to leave Bikini Bottom, much to the shock of SpongeBob and Patrick. Elsewhere, hot on the heels of the Free Shavacadoo Scandal of last week, Stelly decides to introduce ASMR to the podcast while Gavin is left to reflect on a very good night at trivia thanks to the capital of Brazil.
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S1E17b Rock Bottom Feb 15, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventeenth episode, Rock Bottom, many people's favorite. A wrong bus from Glove World™ takes Patrick and SpongeBob to a scary part of the ocean where people look and sound different. Elsewhere, The Little Mermaid musical is in the past allowing Stelly to turn her attention to shaming Gavin for all the Vine references he doesn't get because he's not eleven. Free Shavacadoo, indeed.
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S1E17a Arrgh! Feb 07, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the seventeenth episode, Arrgh! Following an extensive session of a treasure-based board game play, Mr Krabs gets his claws on a boat and sets out with SpongeBob and Patrick to find some real booty. Elsewhere, The Little Mermaid musical is finally here and Stelly speaks extensively, and without anger, about the casting process and some alleged eighth grade bias, while Gavin is briefly allowed to express his pleasure at the Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl success.
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S1E16b The Paper Jan 31, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the sixteenth episode, The Paper. This is an episode that twice refuses to go down the expected path. Squidward discards a piece of paper that SpongeBob covets and this goes in directions that we did not envisage from the episode title. Elsewhere, Stelly proves she knows the history of Diego Maradona, tells a long story about an icy puddle, begins baking Hogmanay-class shortbread, while Gavin enjoys also thinking about a puddle in his Scottish primary school in the 1980s. Poor John Gillespie. Stelly also manages to describe Agile and Brexit without realizing she's doing so.
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S1E16a Valentine's Day Jan 24, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the sixteenth episode, Valentine's Day. SpongeBob has a special Valentine's Day surprise in store for Patrick but a band of chocolate-hungry scallops do their best to scupper these plans, which Patrick takes in a calm and rational fashion. Or maybe not. Elsewhere, Gavin is pleased that his beloved Scotland shirt has resurfaced while Stelly ensures that a good minute or more of this podcast sounds like The Great British Bake-Off.
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S1E15b Suds Jan 17, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fifteenth episode, Suds. After a fridge mishap, SpongeBob catches a messy cold and is dissuaded from going to his doctor by Patrick, who thinks that he's capable of doing a better job. Elsewhere, Stelly has had a restless night, not aided by an incontinent cat, while Gav is beginning to see a pattern emerge in Stelly's choice of closing song, and spends a significant part of the episode freaked out.
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S1E15a Sleepy Time Jan 10, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fifteenth episode, Sleepy Time. SpongeBob manages to dive between the dreams of his friends and influence their subconscious. Elsewhere, Stelly and Gavin enjoy the emergence of new Patreon members, observe old Internet memes, and have to create a new sound bite to announce our new favorite people. Stelly also decides that this is the best time to discuss Gav's missing AirPods.
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S1E14b Karate Choppers Jan 05, 2020

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourteenth episode, Karate Choppers. SpongeBob and Sandy get caught up in the mystical world of karate. But their hobby turns to an obsession that might just cost SpongeBob more than a drop of hot sauce on his tongue. Elsewhere, Stelly discusses the various means to watch the New Years' ball drop and coaxes Gavin into test-driving his new fancy American accent, while Gavin laments that there are no hover-boards on view in his futuristic Midwest neighborhood. Happy 2020 to all our listeners!
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S1E14a SB-129 Dec 20, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the fourteenth episode, SB-129. Squidward's clarinet playing inadvertently sees him frozen into the future and then flung into the past. He deals with future and past SpongeBobs and Patricks to get himself home with varying degrees of success. Elsewhere, we go into detail on Stelly's recent band performance, Gavin is feeling lonely at work this week, and both are preparing for a long, festive journey east. For those of you who celebrate, please have a merry Christmas, and we'll see you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed in 2020.
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S1E13b I Was a Teenage Gary Dec 13, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the thirteenth episode, I Was a Teenage Gary. With SpongeBob off to enjoy a jellyfishing ukulele weekend, Squidward neglects his duty to look after Gary. Snail plasma is injected in unsuspecting arms which gives Gary more understanding characters than he could possibly expect. Elsewhere, Gavin is frustrated by the UK election results that happen during the podcast recording, while Stelly has her focus on all things German.
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S1E13a Scaredy Pants Dec 06, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the thirteenth episode, Scaredy Pants. A Halloween campfire story from Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob terrified to the point that the whole town calls him Scaredy Pants. With some help from Patrick, he disguises himself as The Flying Dutchman to enact his revenge on Bikini Bottom. Elsewhere, Stelly has convinced Gavin to set up a Patreon and then tells her own terrifying story about the fate of a certain Peppa Pig, while Gavin practices his hard sell in real-time.
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S1E12b Employee of the Month Dec 02, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the twelfth episode, Employee of the Month. SpongeBob is excited as he's about to win Employee of the Month for the 27th consecutive time, when Squidward confesses that the entire scheme is a scam to make SpongeBob work harder for the same money. Elsewhere, we nurse happy Thanksgiving bellies, Gavin has an update on the numbers, and Stelly spies a monetizing opportunity around the SpongeBob movies.

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S1E12a The Chaperone Nov 22, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the twelfth episode, The Chaperone. When Pearl is stood up ahead of her prom night, SpongeBob is drafted in to come to the rescue, but perhaps this wasn't the best idea and when he turns up in his outfit and limo, Pearl might have been better staying at home. Elsewhere, it's Stelly's eleventh birthday, she reveals the origin of her Stewy nickname, and Gavin reminisces about an old school chum named Jobby.

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S1E11b Squidward, The Unfriendly Ghost Nov 15, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eleventh episode, Squidward, The Unfriendly Ghost. SpongeBob and Patrick jump to extraordinary conclusions when they accidentally destroy a Squidward waxwork leading them to believe they've killed their friend, which Squidward is only too happy to use to his advantage. Elsewhere, Gavin's feeling poorly, and Stelly sails close to the wind with her choice of closing song.

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S1E11a MuscleBob BuffPants Nov 10, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eleventh episode, MuscleBob BuffPants. After an embarrassing workout session at the Treedome, Spongebob orders fake muscle arms in an attempt to impress Sandy and the buff brahs at Mussel Beach. Elsewhere, Stelly provides a summary of the Liverpool v Man City game (look away if you don't want to know the result) and then tells a story that chills Gavin to his very core.

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S1E10b F.U.N. Nov 01, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the tenth episode, F.U.N. After another botched attempt at stealing a Krabby Patty, SpongeBob suspects that what Plankton really needs is a good friend. Elsewhere, Stelly explains last week's absence and why it's never a great idea to watch your own blood getting taken, while Gavin has some exciting listener numbers and is down $70 before the episode is done.

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S1E10a Culture Shock Oct 19, 2019

Join Stelly and special co-host Helen as they discuss the first segment of the tenth episode, Culture Shock. SpongeBob and Squidward plan a talent show at the Krusty Krab which, amongst other things, introduces us to Gary's snail poetry. Elsewhere, Stelly makes a concerted effort to garner sponsorship from Little Debbie, Helen does a bang up job keeping everything on track, and no one complains about where Gav's disappeared to.

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S1E9b Opposite Day Oct 11, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the ninth episode, Opposite Day. Sick of SpongeBob and Patrick's antics, Squidward wants to move house but needs to prove to his realtor that his neighbors are upstanding members of society. Elsewhere, we cover the aftermath of the Peter Pan musical and prepare for the Little Mermaid, we ready for Gav's confusion, and the potential for a stand-in co-host next week while he's off to Orlando.

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S1E9a Nature Pants Oct 04, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the ninth episode, Nature Pants. After falling asleep at the grill and being scraped from something for the fourth time in a week, SpongeBob decides to say goodbye to his metropolitan life, and his pants, to take up naked residence with a swarm of ambivalent jellyfish, a decision that Patrick takes particularly badly. Elsewhere, it's scraped knees a-gogo for Stelly and Gavin's tallying up of the scores they've given out so far provide a few interesting talking points, mostly suggesting that he really is Squidward.

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S1E8b Squeaky Boots Sep 27, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the eighth episode, Squeaky Boots. Mr Krabs' ill-advised birthday gift of $2 fishing boots for his daughter, Pearl, encourages him to scam a gullible Spongebob to get his money back, making him think they're somehow precious. But when the boots begin to squeak, they become the sound of Mr Krabs' conscience and he has to act. Elsewhere, our hosts discuss the disappointing storming of Area 51, Stelly talks about a comic she created at Girl Scout camp, and Gavin is confused for approximately 17% of this episode.

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S1E8a Sandy's Rocket Sep 20, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of the eighth episode, Sandy's Rocket. Sandy's plans for a trip to the moon to gather rocks are scuppered somewhat when an over-enthusiastic SpongeBob and Patrick hijack the rocket and later find themselves on a familiar yet strange brave new world. Elsewhere, a technical issue threatens to bring the entire podcast to a halt, Stelly provides a Peter Pan update, and she and Gavin look forward to the upcoming storming of Area 51.

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S1E7b Jellyfish Jam Sep 13, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the seventh episode, Jellyfish Jam. SpongeBob befriends a jellyfish and takes him back to the pineapple for some techno fun. But when SpongeBob's had enough, he discovers the jellyfish is only getting started, and has lots of similarly-minded friends. Elsewhere, Stelly goes through her lines for Peter Pan, discusses potential marketing of life insurance, and accuses Gavin of being Squidward.

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S1E7a Hall Monitor Sep 06, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss their Season Two opener, the first segment of the seventh episode, Hall Monitor. At Boating School, Mrs Puff finally is compelled to award SpongeBob with the esteemed position of Hall Monitor. But will this decision come back to haunt her? Hint: yes. Elsewhere, Stelly is back from an exciting summer of video games and tennis, Gavin is another year older, and neither of them can properly remember how they're supposed to do this podcast.

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S1E6b Pickles Jun 07, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin in the Season One finale as they discuss the second segment of the sixth episode. A mistakenly pickle-free Krabby Patty for a discerning customer causes SpongeBob to doubt his very existence, but is Bubble Bass all that he seems? Elsewhere, Stelly is preparing for the Big Talent Show tomorrow while Gavin readies himself for driving 1,700 miles in a weekend.
SpongeBobSquareCast is taking the summer off as Stelly goes east. We will pick it back up in September 2019 with Season Two, starting with Hall Monitor. Have a great summer everyone, and thanks for listening!

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S1E6a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy May 31, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of episode six. SpongeBob and Patrick encourage Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy out of retirement in a way that's probably quite insulting to elderly people. Meanwhile, Michigan spring is a disappointment to all, and Gavin's seasonal ailments find little sympathy from Stelly. In other news, this is the penultimate episode of our podcast's season one, as we take the summer off. We'll drop an episode next week then reconvene in September. Thanks for listening so far!!

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S1E5b Home Sweet Pineapple May 24, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of episode five. A nematode attack destroys SpongeBob's house, forcing him to seek alternate living arrangements with varying degrees of success. Elsewhere, Stelly contemplates a reality where SpongeBob dies, and there's a significant amount of discussion about fifth grade band, while Gavin is excited that the listening numbers appear to have doubled for no discernible reason.

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S1E5a Pizza Delivery May 17, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they explore the first segment of episode five. SpongeBob and Squidward's delivery of a pizza is more complicated than it would initially appear to be. In other news, Stelly and Gav have fallen behind in their podcast production as they record for the first time in two weeks, Stelly's anger management issues become a concern, and Gavin is perturbed by a 4 star rating on the iTunes.

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S1E4b Boating School May 10, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the fourth episode. SpongeBob is having problems passing his boating test until Patrick has a great idea of jamming a walkie-talkie into SpongeBob's brain. Elsewhere, we have exciting news regarding our popularity in TV / Film podcasts in the Cayman Islands, plus Stelly found a kazoo. Lovely.

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S1E4a Naughty Nautical Neighbors May 03, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of episode four. Squidward's response to being disturbed drives a wedge between SpongeBob and Patrick, but will this end up rebounding back on the tentacled tyrant? Elsewhere, Stelly's reveal that Eaton Rapids High School Marching Band might be involved in the Frozen soundtrack is treated with suspicion by Gavin.

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S1E3b Plankton! Apr 26, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of episode three. An evil, if diminutive, spy is determined to discover the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty and is prepared to use mind control techniques of SpongeBob to do so. Elsewhere, Stelly has found an old Atari game in the basement and Gavin became a US Citizen this week.

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S1E3a Jellyfishing Apr 19, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment of episode three. SpongeBob and Patrick are jellyfishing with somewhat disappointing results, and then decide to treat Squidward to his Best Day Ever. Elsewhere, a blue-haired Stelly discusses her recent appearance on local breakfast radio and goes through a repertoire of different accents with a puzzled Gavin.

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S1E2b Ripped Pants Apr 12, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment from episode two. Down at Goo Lagoon, SpongeBob competes with a buff lobster for the attentions of Sandy Cheeks, and then discovers that accidentally ripping his pants turns him into a comedy genius. Elsewhere, Stelly recounts a harrowing experience on a rollercoaster and Gavin tries, and fails, to reduce the number of times he says, "Mm-hm."

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S1E2a Bubblestand Apr 05, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first segment from episode two, oddly the final one ever written by Stephen Hillenburg. SpongeBob is selling the chance to blow bubbles for twenty-five cents a pop, but there's a technique to learn first if Patrick and Squidward want to succeed, and that's going to cost another quarter.

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S1E1c Tea at the Treedome Mar 29, 2019

Join a poorly Stelly and a pedantic Gavin as they discuss the final segment from the first episode. Following some karate and armpit farts, a pesky clam is defeated and SpongeBob makes the acquaintance of Sandy Cheeks, a lady land squirrel. This leads to tea at Sandy's treedome, more near-death experiences, and the knowledge that there's nothing fancier than a raised pinkie.

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S1E1b Reef Blower Mar 22, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the second segment of the first episode. This is going to take a while. Squidward's approach in clearing his perfect yard of a pesky pink shell kickstarts a chain of events that may eventually see him, and every other creature in the sea, perish.

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S1E1a Help Wanted Mar 15, 2019

Join Stelly and Gavin as they discuss the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Mr Krabbs is hiring and SpongeBob reckons he's ready to apply. Squidward and Mr Krabbs aren't so sure until a restaurant-full of hungry anchovies do their best to change their minds.

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