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Episode 719: Freeze Dried Candies Oct 09, 2025

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Warning: This episode contains a LOT of mouth noises.

Today we're the most on trend we've ever been but don't get used to it. The potential for dental emergencies is HIGH as we encounter freeze drove plasma and cheese balls before hopping onto a new stupid candy bandwagon We're shellacked and popped as we wonder why humans do this and then ask how Matthew is like a Skittle.

Molly's Now but Wow! - On Tyranny, the graphic edition, by Timothy Snyder

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Northwest Adoption Exchange

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Episode 718: Pie Crust Oct 02, 2025

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Today we're bursting out from inside the crust to identify as a Cake Over Pie or Pie Over Cake person before revealing our favorite insulations. After a few close calls and The Harkening we hold and squeeze these aggressive and sludgy pastries and hope not to lose brown as we blind bake. All in all we embrace the shrinkage, get tender and are DTF.

Stella Park's Buttery, Flaky Pie Crust Recipe

Cheryl Day's crust

Samin Nosrat's Aaron's pie crust

Episode 456: Pad Thai

King Arthur's essential rules of pie baking

Joanne Chang’s rustic fruit tart

Matthew's Now but Wow! - Dengue Fever live

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I Tried 6 Saltines, and This Is the Only One I'll Buy from Now On

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Episode 717: Saltines Sep 25, 2025

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End the clamoring already! We're finally doing saltines! Today we hydrolyze the starches and go premium on these water table crackers but first we make a promise that we do not keep. Yes we talk about the Mandela effect again but we also get into The Devil's Spices and the indecency of sauces before deciding that we've got no zeal for Zesta. We end our episode with a 'science' experiment and generate some unnecessary heat.

Matthew's Whatcha Snackin? - Pierrot Gourmand Noisettes Caramélisées & éclats de féve de cacao

Matthew's new album!

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Episode 339: Try My Casserole

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Episode 716: Corn Pudding Sep 18, 2025

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We're kernel sized today as we dump, stir and see what happens while eating handfuls of pudding. This delicious hoppy glop happy glap spoon bread helps us through revelations of chili orphans, casserole debates and vowel confusion. All hail the Starchy Binder!

Episode 178: Pudding

Preppy Kitchen recipe

Molly's Now but Wow! - Don’t Let Me Be Lonely, by Claudia Rankine

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Episode 266: Ice Cream Soda

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Episode 715: Chocolate Milk Sep 11, 2025

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Today we ask things like: how old are we really? who is more annoying to be married to? and who doesn't love us? This episode is decades in the making and before things get morbid we taste test while discussing lying babysitters, boxcar hijinks and the title 'Designated Milk Person'. After some voluptuous mouth feelings and creepy commercials we remember to never forget that Duckies Gotta Grub. To support our show go to: spilledmilkpodcast.com/donate !

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Nestle Quik ventriloquist commercial

Matthew's Now but Wow! - Eternal Flame by Jennifer Otter Bickerdike

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Episode 714: Chili 2: This Time It's Texas Sep 04, 2025

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Today we're plugging, plodding and chugging along to talk about Texas Red Chili. We're neither purist nor competitive as we taste this questionably chunky but exceptionally delicious soup? stew? gravy? While we decide whether its Halloween or Thanksgiving we plan yet another hypothetical corporate retreat and try to protect Peter Rabbit's stolen life rights.

Urban Cowgirl recipe

Episode 490: Chili

Pok-e-Jo's

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ABC "Don't Drown Your Food" PSA (1985)

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Episode 713: Cool Cookies Aug 28, 2025

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We're just just a couple of cool cookies about to have a moment. Today we're hoping for vodka luges but will settle for raw dough as we taste these toothsome and chocolatey feats of food science. We Jingle All the Way to church on another episode powered by sugar and decide Tube, Tub and Lumps will never be topped.

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Episode 712: Rosemary Aug 21, 2025

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Today we're talking about The Herb so don't even try to mention thyme. It's all about the sticky leaves of rosemary as we ask what landscapers do and make out of context Spiderman analogies. Mr Etymology pops by as we encounter trailing tendrils, soup tubes and tigers then Lazy Irene gets chopped and invent the drink of the summer.

Roasting, A Simple Art

Matthew's Now but Wow! U:Dessert Story in San Francisco

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Episode 711: Candy Ropes Aug 14, 2025

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Today we're filled with something, but we'll never tell you what. We tie ourselves up in knots as we debate the difference between a vine, a rope and a twist and become truly unhinged due to sugar intake. This episode contains: excessive mouth noises, friend slapping, falling diplomas and Billy Madison Syndrome and AI says "includes a humorous segment about lighting candy on fire."

catchy song about groundwater

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