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Episode 769: Boursin Sep 24, 2026

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Spread em! Today we survive a Boursin Ambush by leaning into our snooty francophile personas while tasting this creamy, crumbly spread that somehow doesn't scare Matthew... too much. After a quick tech support session we go wild for this coarse taste in a velvety paste as we dodge committee meetings, orgies and Peter Pan. wink wink.

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Episode 768: Hippie Sandwich Sep 17, 2026

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We're jutting out of your headphones today as we eat delicious?? sandwiches and finally answer WOTSL's email. With less sprouts than expected we spend time looking for flavor, friends and educational opportunities before learning there are no more angels in OKC. Tell your friends that we're bad actors and not bears, though we do try to live on the edge.

The Hippie Sandwich Abides by Alicia Kennedy

Hippie Food by Jonathan Kaufman

Matthew's Now but Wow! - Seyoon and Dean, Unscripted by Sujin Witherspoon

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Episode 700: Crushed Red Pepper

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Episode 767: Food Diary 2 Sep 10, 2026

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Welcome to our annual Pledge Drive Episode where Memory Lane meets Whatcha Snackin'! We pull no shots as we eat like kings and horse girls while dutifully recounting our culinary intake during a typical week in June. We're hopeless, excited and poor as we eat greens in bed, red/yellow lentils and lots of ice cream. Before dropping some surprising news about Producer Abby's future, we spend the day in a car dealership and dream of invitations to fine dining establishments.

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Red Lentil Soup

Molly's Now but Wow! - Never Let Me Go, by Kazuo Ishiguro

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Episode 256: Holiday Cookies

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Episode 766: Shortbread Sep 03, 2026

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As we drown in crumbs and devour fingers, rounds and Highlanders we realize we're actually sheep in wolves clothing. Luckily, we're saved by WOTSL (Wife of The Show Laurie) who drops by to talk about butter temperature, her time in Scottish Parliament and tea preferences before we get right back to fingers. Eventually, we learn about short's progenitor, commemorative tins and ingredient ratios before a LILY strokes our egos.

Episode 467: Holiday Cookies 2: The Sequel

Episode 474: Holiday Cookies 3

Murphy's Romance

Yorkshire Gold Tea

Crumbs by Ben Mims

Pure Dessert by Alice Medrich

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Episode 765: Pocari Sweat Aug 27, 2026

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Today M and M taste unnervingly white water while recounting uncomfortable memories. Naturally they solicit compliments and break into song, but before that they try these challenging yet popular electrolyte replacements and yearn for the taste of first love with a front of mouth sweetness. Sweat and piss not included but, be warned, you will get pumped.

'ribald' pronunciation

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The “French Bread” episode of The French Chef

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Episode 764: Baguette Aug 20, 2026

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It's on! Grab your striped shirt, beret and bike as we discuss the story of this long bread and all its price caps, regulations and thumpings. We get into the history, lore and economics of this Fantasy Bread of Equality with some steamy additions before we rock, roll and slash. But, whatever you do, don't call us Basic Baguettes!

video on the “artisanal know-how and culture of baguette bread”

a great video from King Arthur

'How to buy bread the French way"

Matthew's Now but Wow! - How Black Music Took Over the World, by Melvin Gibbs

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Smithsonian Magazine article

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Episode 763: Canned Cocktails Aug 13, 2026

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Today we get into the fine, the bad and the very bad as we personally eat canned cocktails. Though we wish someone else would have bought these for us and that we were on a boat or at least in the San Jose airport, we shake, stir and sip on the fast track to getting hammered. With a dash of corporate history and a crusade garnish, we discuss Ad Boys and Betty Curtains before praising Producer Abby's life choices.

Straightaway Cocktails

TipTop Cocktails

DrinkForth

Episode 742: Iodized Salt

Episode 219: Ham and Cheese

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Episode 762: Fresh Fava Beans Aug 06, 2026

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Today we barely scratch the surface of these slippery, elusive, high maintenance fresh beans. Whether they be harbinger, outcome or omen, we tentatively enjoy these young and tender little shits as we avoid urinary marathons and perfect our peeling technique. We learn history, botany and biology before deciding on our bean orientations and then finally reveal our favorite flavor duets.

The Italian Country Table by Lynn Rossetto Kasper

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Episode 761: Reviled Candy: The Musical Jul 30, 2026

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Today we present a loose concept and ask: Who likes these things? We take Tootsie to task, start a Rooney convention and refuse to stop bursting into song as we taste nuts, nougat, gummies, mounds and duds. Please, hold your applause and voice memos until the end.

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Matthew's Bands: Early to the Airport and Twilight Diners