Spilled Milk

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Difford's Guide comprehensive article on punches

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Episode 679: Punch 2 Jan 02, 2025

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We are pleased as punch to wish you a Happy New Year and ourselves a Happy 15th Birthday! We know the sequel is never as good as the original but this one includes alcohol and jungle birds so... five stars? Benjamin Franklin keeps showing up as we wonder if a martini is a punch and discuss the Grandmother of all cocktails, pervasive funks and red goo. We're having a grand ol' time!

Episode 677: Punch Like at School Dances

Rum Punch Recipe

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Episode 592: Mini-cookies

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Episode 678: Graham Crackers Dec 26, 2024

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We know we always say this but seriously, how have we never done this before!? The anticipation is over because today there are no rules except the rules as we break off a piece of that graham cracker and loose wiles beget looser morals. We want to assure our listeners that ALL of our magnetic appliances are thoroughly tested against the unchaste passions of youth and that we've done a 180 on some of our policies.

Episode 245: S'Mores

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Southern Living Punch Recipes

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Episode 677: Punch Like at School Dances Dec 19, 2024

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Today we revisit memories of school dances past, their soundtracks and dance partners as we wonder what 'spiking' the punch means and tackle pronunciation quandaries. Ice rings, ladles and wrestling lead us to noisy cooking and quiet meals before Matthew turns into a summer boy.

Rainbow Sherbet Punch

Matthew's Now but Wow: Natsu-mon: 20th Century Summer Kid, by Kaz Ayabe and Chunsoft Studios

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Basic New York-Style Pizza Dough

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Episode 676: Breadsticks Dec 12, 2024

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Today we're talking all things, but not all things Breadsticks. We tackle these non-nostril shaped bread lumps that are burnished with time and butter as we use this opportunity as a soft launch for 'A Big Time for Cuisine' and 'Not Bad with Matthew Amster-Burton'. Dreams get dashed, thumbs get big and futures are thrown into question as the innuendos fly.

Culture Study Podcast on recipes by Anne Helen Petersen

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Elliot Smith's Waltz #2 (XO)

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Episode 675: Terry's Chocolate Orange Dec 05, 2024

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Welcome to the show of shows! Today we're bitter and sweet as we whack, tap and unwrap 20 segments of corporate history before milking our feelings. We discover there is a fine line between flailing and success as we encounter grocery stores, cereal mascots, pulpoids and pulp boys before moving in our graves.

Dawn French Ad

Another Dawn French Ad

Molly's Now but Wow: Charlie’s Queer Books

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Episode 674: Brookies Nov 28, 2024

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Flesh Warning! Join us as we play NameSmash and wonder why. We discover alllll the nicknames as we discuss soap operas, hefty horses and the girth and withers of these Franken Desserts. This coarse tool talk causes Molly to cry but luckily we escape without any dental emergencies!

Preppy Kitchen blog brookies

Mel’s Kitchen Cafe recipe

Bake It, Brookie

Molly's Now but Wow! - Andre 3000, New Blue Sun

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Episode 673: Gouda Nov 21, 2024

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Today we wake up from a nap and travel The Gateway to Gouda before diving into the most interesting topic ever before discussed on this show. After one of our classic scoops, we decide to leave podcasting behind to become EXTREMELY old artisan cheese porters just as soon as we find our hats.

Cheeses Tasted

Artikaas 3yr
Beemster XO
Appel Farms
TJ's Dutch Gouda
Cheeseland Double Cream

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Episode 672: Spindrift Nov 14, 2024

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Gather round all ye who thirst for fruited bubbly water and put your cans together for this effervescent citrus beverage tasting. As we sample this spray of the ocean with a hint of mint straight from the cooler, Matthew transforms into a prepper with an accent before dunking on Dayton while Molly travels back to 1993.

Molly's Now but Wow! -Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler

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Seared Skirt Steak with Blistered Cherry Tomatoes and Polenta

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Episode 671: Cherry Tomatoes Nov 07, 2024

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Time passes but our love for Staples and R rated tomatoes will never die. We traverse reverse Memory Lane for some reason as we discuss the explosion of wetness that is the little teeny tiny tomato before Molly recounts a strange encounter and Matthew volunteers for The Secret Skirt Steak Scenario.

The laughing scene in Ramen Girl

Matthew's Now but Wow: The Kamogawa Food Detectives by Hisashi Kashiwai

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