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Episode 774: Kitchen Cleaning Oct 29, 2026

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Today we're Stayin' Alive in our summer dacha to discuss whether we clean our kitchen(s) and if so, how? Before Matthew narrowly avoids being an accomplice to murder, we share our cleaning philosophies and some dirty confessions then tackle grease, grime and crumbs to share what we enjoy scrubbing and what we avoid wiping. After some talk about congealed grease traps, mushy crisper drawers and scary fridge tops we ultimately decide kitchens are gross and we're going to stop using them.

Libman Gator Mop

Matthew's Now but Wow! - The Clock House Murders, by Yukito Ayatsuji

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Episode 773: Mystery Drink Pouches Oct 22, 2026

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You're not ready for this jelly. A couple of uninformed kangaroos ask 'what's in our pouches?' as we squeeze, spoon and dilute these mystery drinks. Once slick boxes, ice cups and Big Balls start invading mouth spigots and face holes things get explicit fast. Molly goes through something and Matthew can't stop blushing before they reveal produce confessions and visit watermelon pools.

Molly's Now But Wow: Watermelon Pool, Bonsoir Lune - translated from Korean by Frances Cha

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Episode 731: Flourless Chocolate Cake

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Episode 772: Peelable Gummies Oct 15, 2026

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Can you say 'sugar rush'? We are learning something new today though be warned that this episode is short, nonsensical and contains much chewing. Matthew has a manly moment and Molly gets the ick as they tackle humanity's greatest challenge: fun, gross, interactive human sack candy. These lard lumps and snot rockets give us a new business idea which, of course, means more work for Supreme Producer Abby.

Peelable Gummy Candy Tech: How Dual-Layer Molding Works LeChao Candy

We Ranked the Best Peelable Candy on Sporked by Ariana Losch

Endless Love

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Episode 126: Canned Tomatoes

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Episode 771: Naan Oct 08, 2026

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Today we're discussing everyone's favorite misunderstood frat bread as we're partially buried, lit and slapped. After the cameo and before the voice memo, we free flow into some bread droopings and lick the flames to remain radically present and answer the call of the mild, all for you dear LILYs.

Flatbreads & Flavors by Jeffrey Alford, Naomi Duguid

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Episode 486: Korean Rice Cakes / Tteok with Michelle Zauner

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Episode 770: Sticky Rice Oct 01, 2026

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Knock knock, we're sticky! Mr. Etymology drops by to follow up on last week's promise about mechanical agitation and Molly almost breaks her mic. We go beyond and inside simple gelatinous viscosity as we barely scratch the surface of the history of rice and learn 27 things about The Fast & The Furious.

The BEST Way to Cook Sticky Rice - Hot Soak Method - Pailin Chongchitnant

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Episode 769: Boursin Sep 24, 2026

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Spread em! Today we survive a Boursin Ambush by leaning into our snooty francophile personas while tasting this creamy, crumbly spread that somehow doesn't scare Matthew... too much. After a quick tech support session we go wild for this coarse taste in a velvety paste as we dodge committee meetings, orgies and Peter Pan. wink wink.

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Episode 768: Hippie Sandwich Sep 17, 2026

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We're jutting out of your headphones today as we eat delicious?? sandwiches and finally answer WOTSL's email. With less sprouts than expected we spend time looking for flavor, friends and educational opportunities before learning there are no more angels in OKC. Tell your friends that we're bad actors and not bears, though we do try to live on the edge.

The Hippie Sandwich Abides by Alicia Kennedy

Hippie Food by Jonathan Kaufman

Matthew's Now but Wow! - Seyoon and Dean, Unscripted by Sujin Witherspoon

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Episode 700: Crushed Red Pepper

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Episode 767: Food Diary 2 Sep 10, 2026

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Welcome to our annual Pledge Drive Episode where Memory Lane meets Whatcha Snackin'! We pull no shots as we eat like kings and horse girls while dutifully recounting our culinary intake during a typical week in June. We're hopeless, excited and poor as we eat greens in bed, red/yellow lentils and lots of ice cream. Before dropping some surprising news about Producer Abby's future, we spend the day in a car dealership and dream of invitations to fine dining establishments.

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Red Lentil Soup

Molly's Now but Wow! - Never Let Me Go, by Kazuo Ishiguro

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Episode 256: Holiday Cookies

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Episode 766: Shortbread Sep 03, 2026

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As we drown in crumbs and devour fingers, rounds and Highlanders we realize we're actually sheep in wolves clothing. Luckily, we're saved by WOTSL (Wife of The Show Laurie) who drops by to talk about butter temperature, her time in Scottish Parliament and tea preferences before we get right back to fingers. Eventually, we learn about short's progenitor, commemorative tins and ingredient ratios before a LILY strokes our egos.

Episode 467: Holiday Cookies 2: The Sequel

Episode 474: Holiday Cookies 3

Murphy's Romance

Yorkshire Gold Tea

Crumbs by Ben Mims

Pure Dessert by Alice Medrich

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