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Episode 94: Monkey Herpes May 15, 2017

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Come one, come all to this very special Danish and O'Neill Mother's Day episode. We start off with a BIG announcement that proves we are the people's champion of podcasts. After that excitement, we discuss a great quote about horses. We stay within the animal kingdom when we cover a story about a mysterious naked man who was photographed straddling a dead shark. Switching gears, O'Neill then discusses a documentary or dookie-mentary called Gringo. Next, it's time to discuss a court case where the defense's big strategy involves the defendant's wiener. We perfectly segue into detailed analysis about a street fight video we were sent. O'Neill calls it the best street fight he's ever seen (saying a lot!). We can't stay away from the animal kingdom this episode...cause we move on to discuss a story about monkeys taking over Florida. Seriously. Danish then unleashes a Y report for the ages. It blows O'Neill's mind. After that, it's some post show talk. Cooooome and get it (while it's still hot). Happy Mother's Day!

Episode 93: 15 suckin' on 40 May 08, 2017

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Heeeeey there, podcastateers. Welcome to the show notes for episode 93. Exciting stuff, right? Yup. Totally. We start off the show with some housekeeping, aka, discussing some follow-up topics that carried over from last week's show. Then, we get into some BIG Seagal news. You won't want to miss this. It's going to be major watercooler talk for a while. We then seamlessly transition into a first time topic: Dancing with the Stars. You read that correctly. Don't worry, it's not any real insight or analysis of the show. It's something much cooler than that. Finally, it's time for the main course of the episode: the French election. Well, kind of. It's a story of romance...and an improper teacher/student relationship. And it relates to the French election. Just listen to find out, okay?!? Jeez. Do I have to spell everything out? Can't a little be left to the imagination here?!? We follow that up with a story about an actor who's gone mad. Then, the street doctor makes a long awaited return to the show by answering a listener question about impulse control. We end the show on a somber note with a sauna tragedy. That'll do it for this week's show. Listen. Subscribe. Spread the word. Swim. Sauna. But be safe in there.

Episode 92: Pitching Tents May 01, 2017

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On this stimulating episode, we take a lot of people to task. To start, Danish discusses a new trend of homeless people pitching tents and details a crime he witnessed at the grocery store (twice...same guy, two different times). Then, it's a sad story of a huge rabbit being taken way too soon. Would it have made it to World Record size? We'll never know. Then, it's on to a pervert on a bike who caused havoc in Spokane. It's a whipping post heavy show, because after that beauty, we discuss two "parents" who used/abused their kids to garner youtube views. It's not all serious all the time on D+O this week; next up, we have "hot takes" on Guy Fieri's appearance on "Hot Ones". We haven't gone this hard on Fieri in a while. Savor the flavor(town). To end the show, I read a "to-do" list that was left for a babysitter that really makes O'Neill laugh. Shingpie to you and yours. Pop Sugar 4 life!

Episode 91: No Sweatpants in Switzerland Apr 24, 2017

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Heeeeeeeeeeey everybody,
Gather round your digital devices for this installment of yet another Danish and O'Neill podcast. Worried the show isn't over the two hour mark? Fear not, faithful listener, it's just over one hundred and twenty minutes. O'Neill starts us out by briefly explaining how the wedding planning is coming along. We then switch gears by following up on the pet rat case we discussed last episode (rat bite fever). It's been a while since we've had an O'Neill park report, and the one O'Neill delivers in this episode will not disappoint. Turned off by the lack of sex that takes place during live tennis broadcasts? Then, this next story is right up your alley or tennis court. After the first D+O tennis update, we head to Switzerland to discuss the country's peculiar process to get citizenship. Ever had a live fish trapped inside your body? Then you're going to want to listen to the story we discuss that involved a drunk man in China, two fish, and a trip to the ER. Many of you have reached out to me with concerns about Barbara Her-NAN-dez. Because of that, we discuss the confusing end to Aaron Her-NAN-Dez's life and bizarre details that are just now coming out about him. This episode is faster and furious-er than those movies with more gear switches than the Tour De France. We head to NorCal for a mountain lion story, starring a new D+O favorite, Detective Sal Zuno. It's BEYOND time for a 60 Days In update...a lot of long overdue updates in this episode, or just a few, but still. After all that s' talk, it's time to literally talk some s' in a story about a lady who makes the cardinal sin of not owning a plunger. Then, it's on to post-show talk. Enjoy it and SUBSCRIBE, ya weenies. Aw tick tock you don't stop.

Episode 90: The Mongolian Milk Thrower Apr 17, 2017

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On this week's show, we welcome back our old pal, John Little. We discuss all sorts of fun topics and articles. There's one about an 8 year old boy hitting the road with his sister. We discuss two Canadian court cases. John tells us about the time he dated a Mongolian shaman. There's some pool talk, and we even discuss an article that tells you how to live a longer life. The tips don't stop there. Oh, nosiree. We talk about the danger that comes with entering an eating challenge and head down a competitive eating rabbit hole. The post show talk is some of the best ever. Stay for the Garth Brooks show brainstorm. It will be worth your while.

Episode 89: The Kite Cutter (Indian Vaycay Wrap-Up) Apr 10, 2017

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Ever wanted to have O'Neill as a travel guide? Well, here's your chance. O'Neill's back from India, and he takes us through his journey in this 2 1/2 hour podcast. The trip included: rickshaw fights, crazy driving, animal sightings/encounters, near death experiences, interesting cuisine, illnesses, romance, new hobbies, secluded forts, swamis, kidnapping efforts, pick-pockets, cricket matches, many thrown punches, insane guides, and much more!

Episode 88: Juicy Apr 03, 2017

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Greetings, y'all. This week's show opens with the Danish talking about some youtube rabbit holes he recently fell down (George Dillman alert). Aaaaand, it doesn't end there...there's some Beyond Scared Straight talk. After that, it's the debut of the Rite Aid update. Fully revved and ready to go at this point, the classy gents keep it going with a little Aaron Her-NAN-dez talk. Cue, the Sexual Chocolate, because it's time for a story about an adult failing children. This one's about a coach, who allegedly went too far. It's a doozy. And involves the term "juicing". Finally, it's time to talk about animals. This particular story's about a Russian raccoon, who's going through a tough time (keep the tissues handy). The animal talk inspired us to keep it going with some wooly mammoth convo. For our last two tricks, we discuss stories of idiots jumping into crocodile and shark infested waters. Stay safe out there and watch out for the "hot dog" trick.

Episode 87: The Pits Mar 27, 2017

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Welcome back to another scintillating episode of Danish and O'Neill. On our 87th edition, we kick things off by talking about a new study about swimming pools and hot tubs (propaganda!). Invigorated and motivated by the pool talk, Danish is compelled to unleash a Y update. After that, we need to cleanse our palettes with something fresh yet spicy. How do you do that? By returning to your roots. Horse talk. Yup, it's back! Then, we hop on the ol' Danish and O'Neill jet and fly to Ireland to talk about a mailman who got into some serious shenanigans. Cue some light air raid sirens...cause a story about a movie trailer gets O'Neill a lil' hot and bothered (just bothered, but it doesn't sound as good without the "hot" before it). When that concludes, we honor Scottie Maples by talking a little 60 Days In. Don't put those sirens away just yet! Cause a story from North of the border bothers O'Neill. More frequent flyer miles are coming our way cause we're off to Taiwan to talk about a special group who's spreading love with their hands. We stay in Asia for a much needed camel toe fashion update. To wrap up the show, we delve deep into Goonies and ask questions that no one has ever had the courage to ask! HEY YOU GUYS!

Episode 86: Indiana minus the "na" Mar 20, 2017

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Well, hello there, and shinpi to you and yours. We start the show talking about O'Neill's upcoming trip to India and the preparations he's made for it. Sticking with the theme, we discuss a story about a possible airline controversy in India that O'Neill should be wary of. In the very first edition of "cool or not", I ask O'Neill if a model's dangerous Instagram picture is something he's down with or against. We keep it rolling with the new segment, as I pose some other stories (a dirt bike stunt and a hoax) to O'Neill to see what he thinks about them. After that, we head to Florida and discuss a story about a pet escape that's put a community at risk. Finally, we get a "Melrose Place" update from Danish about a controversy that's tearing his building apart.

Episode 85: The Batz Brothers Mar 13, 2017

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Before you listen to this episode, please take off your socks and shoes. It's SO good that it will blow your socks clean off. Just a warning. O'Neill starts us off by detailing his trip to Vegas and describes an off the strip bar that he discovered. Spoiler alert: he got a hot dog there with all the fixins. After that, the dudes decide to class it up a little bit by talking about farts for a little while. Fear not, they're discussing a scientific study! After that, Danish shares the tragic topic that most people aren't brave enough to discuss: fart assault. Danish then talks about seeing a beautiful picture of Gary Keillor speaking at his alma mater. That portion of the show just makes up the appetizers. Now, it's time for the main course, the meat 'n potatoes. The entree is a story with a twist that you will not believe. The story was so good that we had no choice but to name the episode after it. How do you follow that? Only one way. A new season of 60 Days In is upon us, and we go over the first episode. Think we peaked? Yeah right. We follow that hot segment up with a salacious story about a substitute teacher gone wrong in Oklahoma. Then, it's on to some post show talk. Man, what an episode. I need a cigarette.

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