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Episode 104: Total Devast8ion Jul 24, 2017

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Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and whoever else may be listening out there in the universe. It's episode 104. YAY!!!! O'Neill opens the show with an interesting idea about the possibility of new merch: a D+O calendar. Then, we get into a few videos that you, our lovely listeners, sent us. After that, we discuss some hot, new TV shows that are coming out soon. Then, we stop f'in around and report some bobcat news. It's chilling. Beware of bobcats, everyone. They're dangerous. And some are rabid. We smooooothly segue into something that forced a flight to land. Listen to find out what it could be! Great tease. Then, it's a tale of romance gone wrong. Very, very wrong. After that, we head to Oregon to report a disgusting story about an overturned truck that covered a highway in sea creatures. It's tiiiiiiime for the main event of the podcast: the story of a man with who has what could possibly be the worst tattoo ever. Then, we stumble upon something that we thought we'd never encounter: a mom blogger who we actually kind of like. After that, we report on a controversial lawsuit that has some craaaaazy details. Then, it's on to some post show talk. Have a holly jolly week (why is that just for Christmas?). Feliz semana, ya freaks.

Episode 103: Nude Beach Attack Jul 17, 2017

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Another week is upon us, as is another episode of D+O. The show opens with some quick tent talk. Danish then discusses yet another near miss he had with a man who shares his name. Imposter! Show yourself. After that, we discuss an "exciting" tale about Ronda Rousey and her fiancee, Travis Browne. Then, it's on to an attack that went down on a nude beach. Apparently, sharks aren't huge fans of nudity. Like a finely tuned ju jitsu fighter, we quickly transition into our next topic: our beefs with the internet. Yeah, we're looking at you, Yahoo and MSN! It's been a while, but it's time for some Michael and Paula Deen talk! Danish reveals a razor blade story that cuts deep for O'Neill. See what I did there? Next, it's a story about a woman's crusade to abolish perfect attendance awards. After that, we discuss one of Barb's beauties that she researched before she left. It's a classic battle: Star Wars vs. Star Trek (or two nerds arguing about it that leads to an arrest). A rogue mountain lion that briefly lost its mind and ran wild in California leads to some convo. Danish tells O'Neill about something called the "pizzakini", and he doesn't approve. After that, it's a lot of post show talk. Viva Nepal!

Episode 102: The B-hole and the Yodeler Jul 10, 2017

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Dear loyal listener,
It's time for episode 102, so put on a nice outfit, grab some snacks, and get ready for the excellence you've come to expect from this show. Joining us in studio is John Little, the son of the great painter, Jim Little. O'Neill and Johnny come in hot, talking about "the road to the podcast". After that, we did some quick mountain lion talk (it's been a while...but we didn't forget about you, P-22). Next, John poses some interesting "would you" questions, and O'Neill drops some serious forensic knowledge. After that, we talk about an incredible job opening (seriously, you should apply). Then, we head to Arkansas to detail a harrowing tale of a woman shooting a gun in the direction of a boy who was allegedly up to no good (for the second time!). O'Neill and Little really go head to head on this one. You be the judge and jury. Whose opinion came out on top? We hop in the D+O buggy and drive to Thousand Oaks to discuss a story about a reptile hoarder who got arrested. It's time for the main course, ladies and gentlemen (let's be honest...most of you aren't gentlemen)! We head to a vegan restaurant in Tennessee where a customer review really chapped the owner's buttocks. Danish then discusses a man he met who was a lot like Seagal and Bill Dillman, and John asks what we think about Mayweather vs. Connie. After that, it's post show talk with one story about a racy teacher mixed in. This particular episode would pair nicely with a nice red wine. Enjoy.

Episode 101: The Protest Jul 03, 2017

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Greetings, Earthlings. On the 101st episode, Danish and O'Neill feel like they're starting a new chapter. They start out with a few exciting announcements that include some merchandise that just may be coming soon (listen for details!). After that, they get into some MAJOR breaking news concerning one Guy Fieri (pronounced Fee-eddy, thank you very much!). Turns out, there's a donkey sauce controversy. Ooooooooh. You're in troooo-oooouble. After that, we discuss an article about some "real life vampires", and it really gets under O'Neill's skin. To pick our spirits up, we bring light to a hero in China, who uses his MMA skills to take on phony martial artists. Seagal, watch your back! Danish offers O'Neill a possible venue for his nuptials. It can't be all wedding talk and lollipops though because it's time to read a letter from Barb, which discusses her retirement. Where do you go from there? A UFC fight where a fighter defecated their pants. We then hop on the Danish and O'Neill jet and head to Japan to discuss a new trend that's sweeping the nation. To wrap up the show, O'Neill dips into his mail bag, and there's even a quick "Danish on Horror" segment. Oki doki. Now go buy a boomerang.

Episode 100: One Hundo!!!! Jun 26, 2017

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Hoooooooooliday! Celebrate! Episode 100 is upon us, ladies and gents, so listen and rejoice. A special guest joins us in studio. Who is it??? The intrigue. The mystery. The excitement. We start off the show by talking about a new procedure that's really taking the medical field by storm. Next, we talk about a new toy that O'Neill needs to get before they're banned. Where to after that? Fine. I'll tell you. We talk about how astral projection is revolutionizing sex. Then, we discuss self marriage (if you like O'Neill rage, you'll enjoy this). On to bigger and better things, like rapper YG really putting his foot in his mouth at a concert in Australia. We couldn't do episode 100 without an animal story, so we do a story about a boy and a goat (get your minds out of the gutters!). After that, it's some reflections about 100 episodes of D+O, a brief Y report, and some luscious post show talk. 100 episodes! We did it!!!!!! We're...the best...around!

Episode 99: Say It Ain't So, Barb?!? Jun 19, 2017

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To open this hot episode, O'Neill describes a trailer for a beautiful new Steven Seagal movie called The China Salesman (with a title like that, how can you not already be sold?!?). Danish brings the mood down with some sad news (it relates to the title of this episode). In an attempt to lift everyone's spirits, Danish does a story, which O'Neill quickly says is fake. There goes that! Next up, is a story about the Breatharian movement, which O'Neill once again calls BS on. This is like the time he said there's no such thing as razors in Halloween candy. Such a doubting Thomas. Danish then tells an "interesting" story that his mother relayed to him. After that racy story (it is racy), Danish discusses an article about two random strangers getting a little too crazy on a flight to Ibiza. For the first time ever, D+O discuss a story from a paper in Bangor, Maine. And boy, is it a doozy. Long live the Borch family (you'll find out who they are if you listen, ya dingus!)! There's some random Adam West talk and then some urban cowboy follow-up. O'Neill describes his "spiritual journey" with Ari Shaffir. Then, there's some classic post show talk. Enjoy. Or else...

Episode 98: Smorgasbord of Insanity Jun 12, 2017

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Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and others who may be listening. Danish starts off by telling a few tales of things he's seen around town, one of which blew his mind. O'Neill watched the documentary we talked about last episode and shares his thoughts about it. After that, we discuss an incident that is hopefully the tipping point in the "support animal" epidemic. Then, it's time for some falcon news (a few different stories...a variety pack if you will). We segue beautifully into a story about a man and his love for motor vehicles. In a Danish and O'Neill first, we cover a story about makeup. Trust me, it's worth it. Then, it's on to bigger and better things: a story about a little person who caused scandal by dressing up as a leprechaun. Then, a story about a teacher/student relationship, and a zookeeper who isn't afraid to go the extra mile. What else is left? Post show talk. That's what, ya dingus!

Episode 97: Pizza Party in My Pants Jun 05, 2017

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Episode 97 is heeeeeeere! O'Neill does the show with a diaper on because he was having problems with his tummy. Then, we decide to turn the clock back and tell some stories from our days as delivery drivers. After that, we turn our attention to none other than Guy Fieri and a real douchey appearance he made on a pizza review show. We stay on the pizza train with a college admission essay to an Ivy League school about it. We move on to an article about a clown causing problems on the highway. Where do you go from there? A story about a man receiving a penile transplant. And thaaaaat's the show for this week. Yup. Why are you still reading?

Episode 96: The Art of Falconry May 29, 2017

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Aw tick tock you don't stop...it's yet another hot episode of Danish and O'Neill for that ass. My humble apologies for not getting the show notes up sooner. I had them up last night but forgot to hit save. I blame Barb for not reminding me. Step it up, Barb!!!!!! On this episode, O'Neill discusses his bad run-in with some edibles (amateur hour!...but let's be honest, the same thing would happen to me, if not worse). Then, we head to the animal kingdom for some talk of falconry that would both shock and titillate Steve O'Neill. We stay in the animal world with a discussion of when cute animal encounters go wrong. O'Neill also dips DEEP into his mail bag for some listener submissions. After that, it's time to head to the Danish and O'Neill court room for some court case analysis (eat your heart out, CNN!). On to the main course of the episode...we visit Colgate University to report on a REAL millennial crisis that involves samurai swords, glue guns, and white guilt. It's H-O-T. Okay, you've all had your veggies. It's time for dessert: post show talk. Enjoy. Subscribe. Spread the word. Don't deny your friends, family, and co-workers the wisdom we drop on a daily basis. Peace and Grease, the musical.

Episode 95: Mayor 209 May 22, 2017

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Good morning, afternoon, and evening to you, faithful podcast listener. It's time for another gorgeous episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we open with some tent talk with Danish talking about some drama he saw out on the streets. After that, we talk about a car that Steve O'Neill would have LOVED to drive. Then, it's time for some Danish and O'Neill updates. First, we discuss the verdict of the case involving the perv who got caught playing pocket pinball during an NFL game. Second, is the unbelievable case of Antonio Cromartie (an NFL player who can't stop having kids). Then, it's on to a mystery that only Sal Zuno can solve...it involves someone shaving cats. We then take aim at Canada for denying a man a specialized license plate. Stop the tyranny! After that, it's time for some Stockton news! First, we report on a brawl between two women in a parking lot. Then, it's on to an update on the craziest Mayor of all time (well, former Mayor now). After hearing about what a disgrace that guy is, we cleanse our palates by talking about a real American hero, a man who gets paid to hunt pythons in Florida. Then, it's the cherry on top of the sundae...post show talk and post post show talk. Viva Nepal!

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