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Episode 134: Romance Death Match (Round 2) Mar 12, 2018

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Oh, what an episode this week. It's a real titillater. O'Neill starts the show off by telling a story about one of Ari Shaffir's fans and something he witnessed when said fan met his hero. After that, we discuss Tommy Morris' latest "comedy" show. We then break down a GREAT match up of two people whose love lives definitely aren't the norm (sorry, no horses this time). After that, it's some South Bay high school wrestling talk and even some Stockton, CA convo. There's also some pre-post show talk about Bob Ross, and a cliffhanger is set up for next episode. Just listen, okay?!? Stop being so difficult.

Episode 133: Grandmaster Dass Mar 05, 2018

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Oooooooooh, heavens to Betsy, it's another beautiful episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast starring none other than us, Danish and O'Neill (duh!). We come firing hot out of the starting gates in this episode. There's some brief hamster-flushgate updates (from listeners). O'Neill discusses his comedy/ski tour with Ari "too hot for Twitter" Shaffir. Danish tells of a recent mishap he had on a tricky pair of stairs (they were like MC Escher stairs!). There's also a bunch 'ems first hand witness account! We switch gears with some brief UFC talk. We find time to talk some Stevie Seagal and what he's been up to lately (it's a real doozy as usual). Oh, and there's a HORSE story! Is it "that" kind of horse story? Hmmmmm. Maybe it's not. Listen and find out! We even give an update on Brendan "the Dass man" Dassey. This episode is full of more twists and turns than an old country road. Put your helmet on, space cadets, cause you're in for a treat.

Episode 132: Dirty Dingus Magee Feb 26, 2018

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Heeeeeey you guuuuuuuuuuuuys! It's yet another scintillating and titillating episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. This week, we start off talking about a little known Frankie boy Sinatra movie entitled Dirty Dingus Magee. After that, there's a hyena update (that involves the Danish's loved ones!). Wondering what's been going on with Jared from Subway??? Well, we have an update about what he's been up to behind bars. We keep movin' and shakin' because after that, we discuss a HOT new movement in schools...the banning of the concept of best friends. Sorry, besties. It's OVER! Then, it's on to a man in Indiana who's taking the coppers to court! Is he right? Wrong? You be the judge. Asking yourself, "hey, why haven't they talked about Stockton in a while?!?" Well, you're in luck. We blow the dust off the ol' pontoon and head on up to Stockton for a two-pack of Stockton stories. Because Stockton is a city of the future, we discuss an article about a "time traveler" who "passed" a "lie detector test". And that's all, folks!

Episode 131: Hamster-Damn Feb 19, 2018

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Happy President's Day, everybody! It's a BIG holiday, so we hope you're all acting accordingly and really living it up like the crazy mofos you all are. We start off by talking a little about the new Karate Kid youtube show trailer. We quickly move on to discuss A+E's latest hit, Undercover High. Is Scottie Maples on it? Probably. After that moving convo, we shift gears and read a listener email where someone has a "transformative sexual experience". It's yet another listener who is traveling the world like Carmen Sandiego. Wondered what happened to the limo driver turned "Rocket Man"? Well, we have an update for you. Then, we're off to the UK, where there's a MAJOR standoff taking place in a jail. We're bobbing and weaving on this episode, because after that, we cover a story about a BIG controversy that's rocking the world...Peter Rabbit (the kids movie). All downhill from there? HELL NO! It's time for a support animal story. This one is quite a doozy. Poor hamster. Adios amigos.

Episode 130: Milkin' It Feb 12, 2018

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Hola, come estan? Bien bien. Es tiempo para mas Danish y O'Neill. This week, we start off by updating a few stories we've discussed in the past: the former limo driver turned space explorer and the woman who posts breastfeeding videos to youtube. We also discuss a judge who's a candidate to be the Governor of Ohio and made an interesting proclamation on Facebook. After that, we talk a near killer whale attack, a drone lifeguard, babies in make-up, and many other of life's mysteries and intrigues.

Episode 129: Peacock Plane Feb 05, 2018

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Heeeeeeeey Macarena! It's another delectable episode of the Danish and O'Neill show. We start off talking about the man of the hour, the international ju jitsu practitioner-man of mystery, Chase Moore. He sends in an email filling in some of the blanks on his interesting lifestyle. O'Neill has a long awaited go-kart update. After that, we get into what you all want, the peacock story. Don't know what it is? Well, listen and find out! Jeez. We also get some words of wisdom from Pilot Mutombo! After that, we discuss a Reddit post and try to figure out if it's real or not. Either way, it's a doozy. Then, it's off to some college called Macalaster (KEVIN!) for a well needed Gary Keillor update. Tsk tsk, Gary, you dirty old man. We also say a quick RIP to P-23. Big fashion update: Guy Fieri is now a fashion icon. Good day.

Episode 128: Barney Jan 29, 2018

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Hey there pickle heads,
It's yet another week of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. To start out the episode, we discuss what appears to be the end for Boner City USA. What a glorious run...
After that, we check in on some news regarding Gary Keilor. We also learn a LOT about the man who was inside the Barney suit for years. If you have $350, you just may be able to find out.
O'Neill talks about a haunting documentary he saw that shines a light on the strange world of people who turn their houses into Halloween attractions/haunted houses. Listen before bed at your own risk!
A listener letter really inspires both of us to take on more adventures. Enjoy the show, ya gravy guzzlers.

Episode 127: Delta Delta Delta! Jan 22, 2018

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Howdy, everybody! This week starts out with a (literal) bang as we discuss a security guard who walks into a 7-11 with gun a-blazin to prevent an attempted robbery. After that, we talk about our new favorite airline, Delta. They've decided to take matters into their own hands and make it harder for people to fly with fake support animals!!!!! Finally. Someone's taking a stand. We then delve back into Seagal's work of fiction (we didn't know it was fiction when we discussed it a few episode's back), the Way of the Shadow Wolves. We even read some GLOWING Amazon reviews. To keep it fair and balanced, we then do a story that involves Jean Claude Van Damme. Apparently, he did something that made him break into tears recently. We then do a quick fight round-up and discuss Saturday night's Bellator and UFC fights. O'Neill discusses a story of a a 19 year old college student making and then posting some racist videos. After that winner, we move on to more winners who are taking part in the Tide Pod Challenge. Who doesn't like the taste of detergent??? It's the new ice cream. We move on to discuss a man punching a police horse, a smelly woman we used to deliver food to, and a morbidly obese couple who lost weight and had sex for the first time in their eleven year relationship. Danish also shares an embarrassing blunder he committed at the Y.

Episode 126: Trash Wizard w/ Mack Lindsay Jan 15, 2018

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On this week's show, we have Mack Lindsay, our old friend and co-worker from our Comedy Store days, join us. Of course, we get into all things Comedy Store related and discuss our (Bruce Springsteen) gloooory days. Like a nice, lazy river (at either a water park or in the wild), the convo meanders here and there, to and fro and will have a little something for everyone. Well, what are you waiting for? Listen to it already, ya weirdo!

Episode 125: Fish Orgies Jan 08, 2018

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Just like that STD you've been having trouble kicking, we're baaaaa-aaaaaack! It's 2018, and Danish and O'Neill are back in town. Danish kicks off the show with an announcement (that many of you already know, but hey, some may not). If you dooooon't know, now you know, (bad word). After some lighthearted banter, we discuss the terribly sad news when it comes to Guy Fieri. We then discuss an article about a 30 year old British man who got arrested for doing something that's a little out of the ordinary. O'Neill shares a story about a recent run-in he had with a weirdo at the Comedy Store. Then, it's YET another story of a "service animal" gone wrong in a public setting. Enough is enough! Then, as the name of this week's show suggests, we discuss a scientific study involving fish orgies. After that stimulating discussion, the show shifts gears and discusses a Pizza Hut employee who was wrongfully terminated (for doing her job to the best of her ability!). To close the show, it's a LONG overdue Y report. There's a lot that needed to be reported on. Enjoy, ya freakazoids.

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