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Episode 144: Eyetalian Football (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan) May 28, 2018

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Aye there, mateys! On this week's luscious episode, we have special guest and Kid Rock Cruise comic, Eleanor Kerrigan, on the program. We get foot loose and fancy-free with the convo, and it takes more turns the Mississippi River. Some of the topics that are covered are: O'Neill's upcoming fight, how the Dice man should take away his support of Big Jay Oakerson because he spurned O'Neill, the Dice man and his gloves, fake sports leagues (Eleanor alleges there's a pro football league in Italy), pet tigers on the mean streets of Philly, and Eleanor's awesome new bit about taking a train to Newark. Listen. And tell your landlord about the show.

Episode 143: Hortons Hears a Poo May 21, 2018

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Your top source of news and information is back for the week. We get into a whole host of topics this week. There's a mountain lion attack in Washington state that we had to discuss. We also update the crazy story from last week about a woman who texted a man she dated 65,000 times. You won't want to miss this. Then, after that, we discuss a video that's made the rounds where a Canadian woman defecated in a coffee shop. In groundbreaking news, we blow the doors off a scandal...bullying in nursing homes. Speaking of bullying and misbehaving, we also discuss a 47 year old woman who thought it would be a good idea to bring brownies with laxatives in them to a company party. There's also a trail mix style variety of tom foolery that covers a variety of topics. What are you waiting for? Get in there!

Episode 142: Psychos May 14, 2018

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On this week's episode, O'Neill starts things off by talking about a phone call he had with his fight opponent, Luis J. Gomez. Danish then reveals a disturbing fashion trend he noticed in a store. After that, D+O discuss an story about a woman who thinks it's necessary to ask a newborn for consent to change their diaper. Then, we discuss a woman who sent a man she went on an online date with 65,000 texts. And then we move onto a man who was practicing "karate" on swans in an Orlando park. After that, we discuss a reason you should NEVER use a 7-11 microwave. Finally, we give a reason to never "horse around" with your dog. There's a multitude of lessons to be learned from this episode. You're welcome.

Episode 141: Super Pooper May 07, 2018

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Hey all you Steven Seagal, Garrison Keillor, and Guy Fieri fans! On this week's episode, we delve into all sorts of fun current events. For example, we start off by discussing a serial pooper who caused a sting operation to be launched to end his reign of terror. After that, we find someone else being accused of wrongdoing. In this man's trial, there are two details that the jurors are SICK and TIRED of hearing about. What are they? Listen and find out, mmmmm'kay! But it's not just that. We stick with the theme of smoooooth criminals when we discuss a Judge who admits to having a serious problem. Then, it's off to Indiana where a raccoon nearly OD'ed on drugs! I know. It's sad, but hey, we had to report it. Sticking with the crime and punishment theme, it's the tale of a man who was HIGHLY intoxicated and attempting to make love to a car. After that, it's some post show talk. This episode is chock-full of life lessons, so listen carefully.

Episode 140: You're My Boys, Blue and Fish! Apr 30, 2018

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Ahoy, maties. What week to be alive! Why? Cause there's another new episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast, ya dingus! This episode is going to rock your socks off. Maybe even your top. And bottoms. Especially if you're wearing pajamas. We start the show off discussing O'Neill's upcoming Ellismania fight against the Legion of Skanks podcast's Luis J. Gomez. After that, we discuss movies about dogs, which brings us into a fascinating story about a Colorado man, his ex-gf, and their dog, Bubba. This one is a DOOZY. Then, we discuss the "coolest" substitute teacher around. A man named Fish. I know. It's confusing. We even get some Fieri talk in as well. This episode is power-packed. It's definitely going to change your life for the better!

Episode 139: Baby Barb Apr 23, 2018

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Heeeeello, baaaaaaaby! As the podcast title suggests, this episode is about the birth of Danish's child. We also get into fun stuff like recent movies, documentaries, and UFC fights. Danish also tells of an interesting situation in his neighborhood that he just can't get enough of. It's the first episode in a long while that has no article discussion in it. Oh, and we start the episode off by discussing the recent passing of the Comedy Store matriarch, Mitzi Shore. I probably should have led the paragraph off with that, right? Too late now. Enjoy, ya weirdos.

Episode 138: Valpo Cupcake Conundrum Apr 09, 2018

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Yello! It's the Wrestlemania night edition of Danish and O'Neill! We start the show off by talking about the latest incident involving Connie Mac McGregor. After that, we discuss a not-so-secret pregnancy salad that Courtney tried to get this baby out of the oven. When that scintillating discussion is over, we tackle an article about some fat shaming that took place in a Valparaiso, Indiana bakery. Next, it's a job opening that MANY of you will be interested in. If you're not, you should be. Do you have any pond cleaning experience? If so, you're a shoe-in for the job. From that beautiful news piece, we head to a theme park in Orlando, Florida, where a woman has a complaint with the park's employees over what she describes as a "humiliating" experience. Then, it's time for a long awaited Y report. It's been too long! From there, it's some pre-post show post show talk (does that even make sense? it does to me, okay!). Come and get it, ya freakazoids.

Episode 137: Return of La Bouche (w/ the Bushman) Apr 02, 2018

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On this week's episode, we finally get the legendary Bushman back on the show. He came in ready to go in a beautiful suit that was tight-fitting in the best of ways. We talked about all sorts of things with the Bush and even touched on his new career as a paparazzo. There's no way to describe an episode with the Bush. You just have to listen.

Episode 136: Monkeys, Horses, and Rockets Galore (w/ John Little) Mar 26, 2018

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Jumpin' John Little joins us on this week's program. We discuss all sorts of topics such as: the limo driver turned rocketeer, "Mad" Mike Hughes, elderly sprinters, pastry truck robbery, Australian train hijinks, horses in nightclubs, Miami monkeys on the loose, and much, much more. Give it a listen to hear what everyone's talking about around the water cooler.

Episode 135: Farts on a Plane Mar 19, 2018

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This week's episode starts with us discussing the holiday of Dyngus Day. Want to know what it's all about? Well, we'll give you a hint. Get your pussywilllows ready! After that, we listen to an unbelievable commercial for a defunct martial arts studio. It will move you. We then go over some listener emails, including one from the living legend, THE BUSHMAN! After that, it's a discussion about an article that will shock you. It involves a samurai sword, a jilted lover, a gamer, and martial arts training. Then, it's an update from the guy in jail in England who refused to move his bowels. After that, we share the story of a monster mountain lion found in Washington. We even have some time to discuss a recent controversial flight! Things got crazy on a Transavia flight. You'll have to hear it to believe it, folks. After that, there's random talk of Seagal, Ryan Mutombo, and other shenanigans. Get 'er while she's hot and happy Dyngus Day!

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