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Episod 194: Jive Turkeys May 13, 2019

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Happy Mother's Day to you and yours. On this doozy of an episode, we cover a lot of ground. O'Neill starts the show off by talking about an unreal family feud he watched online. Danish gives a sad update that will affect the Dassman.
Then, Danish describes his family outing to the zoo and a bird show he had the pleasure of witnessing there. After that, a story about a turkey infuriates O'Neill. Fans of the air raid siren will like this one. (Just imagine the air raid siren playing) O'Neill tells a story about how he may now be on Bill Burr's radar...or security camera. Finally, it's that time again! The Y report is back, BABY! To close the show, it's a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Listen to this one with your mom. She'll love it. If your mom is unavailable, find someone else's mom and listen to it with her.

Episode 193: Tiffany May 06, 2019

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We open the show by talking about a stellar documentary we both watched about the 80's pop sensation, Tiffany. It features a GREAT cast of characters. There's some Comedy Store comings and goings reported on. O'Neill discusses his theory that the show may have been infiltrated by spies. Danish provides some audio from the "club" behind his place. Check out this hot up and coming talent! We pontificate on whether Ari Shaffir's moving hiring practices are wise or not. After that, Danish talks about a super creepy/scary/disturbing book he recently read called "I'll Be Gone in the Dark". Then, we switch gears and talk about the meeting of the minds that is the Dice Man vs. the Rice Man. That leads us into a discussion about the great Brian Holtzman. A sculpture in Vermont that is right up O'Neill's wheelhouse is described. Aaaaaand, once again, the fast food industry is up to bizarre marketing strategies. What is it now? Arby's rowboats? Burger King private jets? Wendy's capes? And there's some miscellaneous pre-post-show talk. Come and get it, suckas.

Episode 192: the Meal Train Apr 29, 2019

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The Game of Thrones fans' number one podcast is BACK, baby! This week, O'Neill talks of his recent travels, which involved a trip to Cave City and a stay at a haunted hotel. Danish describes an awkward encounter he had with a neighbor and something that happened to him at the grocery store. After that, D+O talk about what happened to a 21 year old Chinese woman when she watched the Avengers movie. There's also a HOT Coachella update. If you went, you may want to head to a doctor. A few bizarre happenings from the MMA world are discussed. There's a quick Guy Fieri update (who doesn't need that in their life?). Then, it's on to a story that was sent to us so much that we just had to cover it. YOU wanted it. YOU got it. We update a despicable character we discussed a while back. Then, it's a throwback to the air raid sirens because a story gets under O'Neill's skin. After that, it's some miscellaneous Tom Foolery. Enjoy, ya weirdos.

Episode 191: Meet the Teeters Apr 22, 2019

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O'Neill opens the show talking about a trip he's taking that will involve both cave exploration and a stay at a haunted hotel. After that, there's an important Rachael Ray update! Danish gives an update on the weird "club" that's in a backyard behind his place. The good times keep on rollin' with the tale of a guy who sued his parents for destroying his adult film collection. HORSE ALERT! It's been a long time, but we had to cover the tail (get it?!?) of a man "admiring" horses in fields. Then, it's on to a mystery that one father tried to solve. The law enforcement in this one is UNREAL. Finally, it took almost 200 episodes to report on a sauna arrest! After that, it's an introduction to a great family, the Teeters. It's the story of a boy, his iguana, and his dad who got arrested for using the iguana in a bar fight. If that isn't crazy enough, a dude threatens people with "an army of turtles".

Episode 190: Karate Mom Apr 15, 2019

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And we're back with another episode to titillate the masses. On this funky fresh episode, we get into all sorts of wild hijinks. We open the show with breaking news about Brendan "the Dassman" Dassey. Spoiler alert: he's not going to Wrestlemania just yet. We also discuss a mother/son duo who rival Dassman and his mom Barb(the mom is referenced in the episode title). These two are quite the pair! A possible new segment is debuted: when pet ownership goes wrong (two different stories discussed on this subject). Also, a disgusting new mayo is so gross that we can't tell if it's even real. Hear all this and more, on...the Danish and O'Neill podcast.

Episode 189: Cats?!? Apr 08, 2019

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Meow. Get it? Cause of the episode title? HILARIOUS stuff. Anyhow, on this episode, there's a very special Wrestlemania recap from none other than Brendan Dassey and his mom Barb. There's also some quick fast food talk. After that, there's a whole bunch of animal related topics discussed. One is about how a mom saved her son from a mountain lion. Another is about a woman getting attacked by a jaguar at a zoo. There's some falcon on a plane talk and even a sad/crazy discussion about a "drug lord" and his cat. There's also some miscellaneous fun thrown in there to boot. You're gonna love this one with all your heart.

Episode 188: Big Earl (w/ Earl Skakel) Apr 01, 2019

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It's not every day that a guest provides their own sound board, but Earl Skakel did just that. Big Earl came on and opened up on a wide variety of topics. He told us about the time he was almost molested at a professional wrestling show. He also got into a time he felt he was #metoo'd in showbiz. He relives and reenacts a horse race from the 70's. What can't this man do?!? Does he talk about his experiences in massage parlors? Maybe. What about gambling advice? You'll have to listen to find out! Also, we put him to the test and test his voiceover acting chops. Listen and hear if he passes. Enjoy!

Episode 187: Steroid Nips Mar 25, 2019

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Welcome. Danish starts out this episode by detailing how he fell down a Bushman rabbit hole on youtube. He ended up watching highlights of Bush's son play pro basketball. After that, Danish talks about making an appearance on Steve Rannazzisi's podcast, and how thanks to Steve's son, he learned a neat new term. He also describes Sam Tripoli's theory on how you can tell someone is on steroids (hint: look at the title of the show). Guy Fieri's KILLER episode of shoe shopping on Complex is dissected. After that, a listener email is read, and you must hear it to believe it. Steve Seagal's strange Australian media appearances are also described and scrutinized. We also discuss a cautionary tale about taking LSD and going to school. Shockingly, those two things don't mix. Speaking of shocking, some weirdo got a DUI while driving with a lemur and other animals, but now he wants them back. We also discuss a guy who has an emotional support alligator. Seriously. Bill Dillman.

Episode 186: Mother (I barely know her) Mar 18, 2019

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Make sure to listen all the way to the end on this one! There's a surprise, and you'll enjoy it. So, stop being difficult about it. As the title of the show suggests, this one is about parenting (specifically, mothers). There are super cool parents who do blow with their kid and his friends in Colorado (allegedly). A "Dear Abby" like write-in poses an interesting question regarding family. Then, there's the tale of a nightmare Mom who went viral for trying to get her kid free swim lessons. Two different Moms freak about because people make fun of their kids' names.

Episode 185: Play in my Sandbox Mar 11, 2019

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On this doozy of an episode, we cover a lot of different topics. O'Neill starts out by talking about a podcast he had the chance to listen to recently. We switch gears by discussing KFC's new attempt at getting attention. Then, we stay in the world of food with a story of "prankster" former pizza restaurant employee and another one about a disgruntled delivery driver. Later, an Australian sausage party is investigated, and we talk about what it means to be an autosexual. Spoiler alert, it has nothing to do with cars. We close the episode by talking about Ken Kratz, the DA from the Making a Murderer cases. We review his 2009 text messages that forced him to resign from his position. Hint, they're VERY scummy. And Dassman has thoughts about them. Enjoy.

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