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Episode 204: Magical Mo (w/ Earl Skakel) Jul 22, 2019

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Big "early 80's" Skakel comes back on the show to "clear his name" after episod 200. He tells some stories about humiliating himself in front of character actors from the 80's. He also mentions sending Robert Loggia a special gift at the Bel Air Country Club dining room. He talks about his latest "enhancement" routine(s) and reveals where he gets his nether regions maintained (he pays someone to do it for him). Earl also has his sights set on a new dog. Fingers crossed! At the end of the episode, he gets into some of his classic voiceover and singing routines. It's a long and strong one.

Episode 203: "Best Playgrounds in the World" Jul 15, 2019

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Hey chickadees, it's episode 203! On this episode, we discuss the passing of Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, Beth, and just Dog in general. There's also MAJOR Flavortown discussion, centered around Guy Fieri's hilariously awesome recent Twitter activity. Then, O'Neill talks about his European vacation. Highlights include seeing naked men in public parks, trying out Berlin's finest playgrounds, renting a racecar to drive on some mysterious forest track, speeding on the autobahn, going to a dangerous zoo, and riding scooters in traffic. Meanwhile, Danish talks about a concert he recently attended. A hampster vs. hamster story is also discussed. This one is a dooooozy. After that, it's a mixed bag of chewy goodness.

Episode 202: Friends and Family (w/ Sean Patton) Jul 08, 2019

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Sean Patton stopped by to talk about his podcast 5 words, and a lot of other things. For instance, he gets into his experiences of going to 311 concerts (when he was a younger man, don't judge him!). Sean also talks about being in the LA comedy scene in 2006, and even some run-ins with a certain "friend" of ours! It's must hear, especially if you listened to/liked BCUSA. That got us into some Comedy Store talk. We also talk about the man, the myth, the legend?, Ari Shaffir. He also reveals that he was once propositioned by a husband and wife (separately). Mr. Patton is kind enough to give us both nicknames and shares his own. He gets into the story of a strange man he encountered in O'Neill's private party room after the infamous Lou Gomez fight. The conversation goes to and fro and back again. It's a good one.

Episode 201: Marijuana Pepsi Jul 01, 2019

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Yello, ladies and gents. On this episode, we do some brief recapping from the live extravaganza that was episode 200. We discuss whether Bush will ever be back on the show as well. Danish talks about a performance he had at the Comedy Store. And, he tells a story about something that happened after that blew his mind and turned his world upside down. Danish plays some special audio that was meant to be played during episode 200. It blows O'Neill's mind. A lot of mind blowing going on in this episode. O'Neill describes a recent encounter with a homeless man in a sleeping bag. Danish then describes a recent encounter he had at a grocery store. It's a mystery! Also, Danish gives a shocking update about the concert venue that is behind his place. We also talk about some rapper named Lil' Nas X and how Guy Fieri is trying to jump on his bandwagon. Then, it's on to some HARD HITTING JOURNALISM about a woman named Marijuana Pepsi. And that's pretty much it.

Episode 200!!! (Live from the Comedy Store) Jun 24, 2019

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This extravaganza must be heard to be believed. We had Eleanor Kerrigan, Earl Skakel, John Little, and Andrew DeWitt join us for insanity and hilarity. Someone didn't show up but listen to find out who broke our hearts. Eleanor is put to the test with a 7-up cake challenge. She is also put on the defensive about dating Ari Shaffir. Earl Skakel does some monologues and has jokes ready. John Little smashes a smoke detector when he first gets on stage and starts out like he's been fired out of a cannon. And, we wrap it up with our fellow Beach Cop and former BCUSA resident, Andrew DeWitt. Every guest brought it and helped make the episode truly memorable and great. Thanks to everyone who came to the live show and thanks to all of you who listen. Enjoy.

Episode 199: Happy Jabba's Day (w/ Steve Simeone) Jun 17, 2019

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As stated in the title, Steve Simeone joins us to promote his new album, Jabba, that's available on iTunes and Google Play. Check it out! We talk about his album, the Comedy Store, the great James Painter, a meal we were once killed at, and all sorts of other fun stuff. It was a great convo and a long and strong episode.

Episode 198: Oral Crimes Jun 10, 2019

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We start off this week's show with a discussion about friend of the show, the Bushman (he likes to party!). Danish then gives a quick update on the Golden State Killer (a criminal he read a book about). After that, he discusses a new medical term he learned the hard way. Then, the convo moves to celebrities going to prom with students, and both Danish and O'Neill agree that this practice needs to stop ASAP. How do you follow that? Well, by talking about the President of the Philippines (no, Dikembe Mutombo isn't there!). This guy gets real loose while giving speeches. After that, we discuss a "crime of passion". That spurs numerous stories of strange/sad relationship drama. One is crazier than the next. O'Neill talks about a couple who caught his eye. Also, there's a discussion about the huge increase in men getting cosmetic surgeries. After that, it's a mixed bag of mixed nuts.

Episode 197: Level Four Hardness Jun 03, 2019

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We come out of the gates with a vengeance on this episode, ya horsers. We start off with some light MMA talk but quickly transition into some quick Guy Fieri discussion. Danish describes a touching martial arts clip he stumbled across online. O'Neill gets into something that made him angry. Danish gives some news and notes from around his neighborhood. After that, we talk about something we never knew existed: raccoon dogs. Apparently, two of them caused some chaos recently in the UK. After that, a moped accident from hell is dissected. Careful on those mopeds, everyone! How do you follow that? With the tale of a corrupt Principal getting a little crazy on a school trip to DC. Oh, and bonus: a service animal is involved! Then, there's an update you can't miss! It's about the woman who married the ghost of a pirate! This one's a real humdinger. Speaking of service animals (from before), Delta is getting sued over an attack. After that, it's a little of this, a little of that, a little what have you...and a LOT of fun. Mmmm hmm. Yup. That's about it.

Episode 196: Girl Squirrel May 27, 2019

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This week's show opens with some discussion of an appearance the Bushman made on a cable access show back in the day. There's some Guy Fieri talk! Who doesn't like that?!? He's the Emperor of Flavortown! After that, we talk about a criminal who seriously may be the least intelligent criminal of all time. And that's saying something, but still, this guy is truly once in a lifetime. Speaking of which, a man with the last name Avery gets accused of having some incriminating videos. Shifting gears, we talk about a dude who had a weird experience when cleaning an old organ. Then, it's time for the MAIN EVENT: a HORRIFIC story about how Kevin the girl squirrel terrorizes people at a park in Seattle. How do you follow that? With lemur theft, that's how! Then, there's some pre-post show post show talk. It's guaranteed that you'll laugh at least three and a half times. If you don't, you owe us 10 bucks.

Episode 195: Gator in the Pants May 20, 2019

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Listen to the episode that really dissects the Gam of Thrones finale. Okay, maybe not. This episode has a few updates from last episode (they're good!), so we start out with those. After that, we talk about a man trying to smuggle a weapon into jail, a 900 pounder who may have to do some time behind bars, and a woman who may have had an alligator in her pants. Oh, and there's even a classic Diaz brothers call! The crystal clear phone line is back up and running! There's also some "what is happening with fast food" convo. You're gonna eat this episode up with a spork.

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