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WARNING! This podcast uses progressive boredom via silly stories to help adults fall asleep. Pointless meanders, lulling soothing tones and strange asides are used in combination with bedtime tales to distract your racing brain and let you drift off to dreamland.

If you are expecting something sane or sensible this might not be for you. It might just blow your mind.

Trouble Falling Asleep? Insomnia?

Looking for something soothing to quiet your racing mind?

If you have trouble falling asleep or need background noise this might be what you are looking for.

Plucked from Sleep With Me Podcast these stories are stripped of their introductions giving you 100% pure strange bedtime stories.

Bedtime is here. It is time to “Sleep to Strange”

Welcome, I’m Dearest Scooter, your new Borefriend.
On the “Sleep With me Podcast” an odd man tells strange tales that help dull and lull people to sleep. (that’s me)

I’ve always wondered “What if I took off the intros and just posted the stories by themselves?”

Wouldn’t that be strange?

Copyright: © Andrew Ackerman

Latest Episodes:

Would You Ask a Goat a Rhetorical Question? | Lady Witchbeard Ep 11 Apr 21, 2016

Show notes

Don't answer that question, instead let my rhetoric of nonsense carry you past the threshold of sleep. For goats may faint, but only in a good natured harmless way, irritating only to conquistadors. If a story’s hero in not only unheroic but also a goat, sanity says sleep. Goodnight.

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"The Creature from the Black Lagoon" tells me he's originally from the "Big Goon" | Trending Tuesdays Apr 19, 2016

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"There's a lotta good stuff about the swamp" or the lagoon...words of wisdom from a creature with eyes that were too round for my taste. A terrible title, as is the case this week, does not always indicate a terrible story, just a story with a long drawn out beginning and then some bad metaphors are sprinkled in an attempt to come across as a storyteller. Alas you should be asleep for the parts with the pizza and the mating, but don't worry there is not mating with pizzas. Sleep well dear listener for this is a trip in the metaverse better left to those who can successfully lick the sky.

This Trending Tale is based on what was hot on Twitter on 10/12 at 5:02 PM PDT

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The Creature from the Black Lagoon
All songs referenced in this show like "Creature from the Black Lagoon" will be on our Spotify playlist or you can add the ones I missed!
Messi episode
Zombie football players??
Pac Man cartoon
Dagobah
Kashyyyk
Endor
Sleestak
Beaver Lake Nature Center
"Hawkeye" was a mistaken reference to Hawkman, not the dude from MASH or The Avengers
Aquaman
Flash Gordon's hawk dude is "Prince Vultan"

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Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night.

As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries and drifting off into dreamland..due to the fact the story gets a little bit more boring with each passing minute.

This podcast is a little weird, a bit silly and a tad offensive so beware. It is very similar to ASMR or guided meditation bedtime story that slowly carries you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast created to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland.

If you struggle with insomnia or just getting a good night's rest, you've found the podcast for you.

Music by Christopher Postill @ Sounds Like An Earful Podcast "A Podcast about collecting stories, tinkering with noises and fumbling with really big questions"

Sleep With Me podcast art created by Scott

Sleep With Me is narrated by Dearest Scooter and written by Drew Ackerman

"Goat of Many Colors" | Lady Witchbeard Ep 10 Apr 14, 2016

Show notes

You can dream of Angela Lansbury, but she won't be there. A goat with a magical coat might dance across your dreams If you awake the only question to ask your self is who's cuter, Steph Curry on Monta Ellis? Spoiler, there is no wrong answer. Second spoiler, none of this has much to do with the story even though it is in the story.

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What Ever Happened to The Transylvania Twist? | Trending Tuesdays Apr 12, 2016

Show notes

Tonight we take a journey to a place. An out of the way place. A restful place. A strange place where monsters and villains go for a little R&R. There's no customers there tonight, but out at the edge of some universe there lies a story and after that story will be another story where answers lie somewhere between a sky of orange and taupe ice cream and a little place called Transylvania.

This Trending Tale is based on what was hot on Twitter on 10/5/14 at 5:46 PM PDT

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Please welcome our sponsor Audible by signing up for a 30 trial at www.audible.com/lullz and download a FREE audiobook!
Support our sponsor SleepPhones goto www.sleepwithpodcast.com/sleepphones and use "SLEEPWITHME" for $5 off your order.
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Pennsylvania 6-500, Monster Mash, Love Shack and Tribute are all on the "Sleep With Me" playlist on Spotify
metaverse Real word misused by podcast
transverse plane podcast did not even come close
Bed and Breakast
George RR Martin on the Jets last off season (notice he mentions time travel!)
Haunted Hayride
Vicky as a baby name
Greg LeMond
French Doors
Doily

"Phage and The Mustached Queen" Lady Witchbeard Ep 9 Apr 07, 2016

Show notes

Once upon a time kids would go to a museum and be impressed by static large scale dioramas. The modern jaded age has ruined those quaint moments with touchscreens, motion and the powers of Ben Stiller. Tonight is nothing like any of that.

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If you are in Canada just use our Amazon.ca affiliate link -www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca

or in the UK just click here -http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk

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Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the show. THANKS!!!
Support our sponsor SleepPhones goto www.sleepwithpodcast.com/sleepphones and use "SLEEPWITHME" for $5 off your order.
Please use our Amazon link to support the show. Thank You!
Please support our Patreon at just a dollar a month!!!
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Fall Asleep During Ray's Trip to the Animal Kingdom | Trending Tuesdays Apr 05, 2016

Show notes

Ray Perkins returns with a tale of his trip to another Disney theme park. He helps with a juice spill, whistles on a bus, rides some rides and does a ton of walking. What could be more riveting? Almost anything. What could help you drift off to sleep? Ray can and will.

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This "Trending Twitter Tale" Is based on what was rising online on 9/21/14 at 1:13pm PDT.

Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the show. THANKS!!!

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Please welcome our sponsor Audible by signing up for a 30 trial at www.audible.com/lullz and download a FREE audiobook!
Support our sponsor SleepPhones goto www.sleepwithpodcast.com/sleepphones and use "SLEEPWITHME" for $5 off your order.
Please use our Amazon link to support the show. Thank You!
Please support our Patreon at just a dollar a month!!!
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The Links

Romper Room Magic Mirror - not very restful
Animal Kingdom
Len Testa
Kill Bill Whistle -"Twisted Nerve"
Magic Bands

Mission Quest - Shaving Magic | Lady Witchbeard Ep 8 Mar 31, 2016

Show notes

Settle into bed and hear a long discussion of the differences between a mission and a quest. If that does not put you to sleep there will be avoidance and then flying on brooms with lots of breaks. The episode will be capped off by ten minutes of walking around a pyramid.

Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the show. THANKS!!!

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Please welcome our sponsor Audible by signing up for a 30 trial at www.audible.com/lullz and download a FREE audiobook!
Support our sponsor SleepPhones goto www.sleepwithpodcast.com/sleepphones and use "SLEEPWITHME" for $5 off your order.
Please use our Amazon link to support the show. Thank You!
Please support our Patreon at just a dollar a month!!!
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A Country Music Story "Outlanders, SnakeSkin and Willie" Trending Tuesdays Mar 29, 2016

Show notes

A bedtime story about a man who finds his way through music, a joyous, infectious tale. Where most music stories have a rise and a fall this one has a beginning, then a lull, then a rise, and a level bit of talking, then another rise, then a moment of contemplation, then a change of pace, a figurative rebirth and finally it ends with an anticlimactic revelation. No need to stay awake and good luck trying but if for some reason you can't fall asleep I really had fun with this story so I hope you do too.

This "Trending Twitter Tale" Is based on what was rising online on 9/14/14 at 8:44pm PDT.

Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the show. THANKS!!!

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Please welcome our sponsor Audible by signing up for a 30 trial at www.audible.com/lullz and download a FREE audiobook!
Support our sponsor SleepPhones goto www.sleepwithpodcast.com/sleepphones and use "SLEEPWITHME" for $5 off your order.
Please use our Amazon link to support the show. Thank You!
Please support our Patreon at just a dollar a month!!!
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"4 Tests of the Dreamcoat" | Lady Witchbeard Ep 7 Mar 24, 2016

Show notes

Tonight a battle with a god or a demi-god. Not an action packed one, more like a day of testing where you get a hand cramp. So as I sharpen my wits like a number 2 pencil you can rest. Rest knowing what wits I have will be put to use filling out more than mere bubbles, use in a duel like dance so dull in could only be called a test.

Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the show. THANKS!!!

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Please welcome our sponsor Audible by signing up for a 30 trial at www.audible.com/lullz and download a FREE audiobook!
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Three Words Serena Wants To Hear?| Trending Tuesdays Mar 22, 2016

Show notes

The best way to fall asleep is to listen to this tale of a faux-french filmmaker and his new genre of slow motion romance. Sound interesting? It won't be for long as you drift off to dreamland.

This "Trending Twitter Tale" Is based on what was topping the charts on 9/7/14 at 4:39pm PDT.

Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the show. THANKS!!!

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Please welcome our sponsor Audible by signing up for a 30 trial at www.audible.com/lullz and download a FREE audiobook!
Support our sponsor SleepPhones goto www.sleepwithpodcast.com/sleepphones and use "SLEEPWITHME" for $5 off your order.
Please use our Amazon link to support the show. Thank You!
Please support our Patreon at just a dollar a month!!!
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