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Game of Thrones and a Fond Farewell Jun 25, 2018

After years of the Game of Thrones cultural phenomenon taking hold of America's neck and squeezing it into submission, Debbie finally dips a toe into the GoT pool and promptly dives right in, never to be seen again. PJ channels his best Khaleesi with a boxed color platinum. Plus Debbie and PJ have an announcement about Slapped so be sure to listen to the end for what's to come. Don your shiniest chest shield, grab your sword and come hang out with us, for winter is coming!

Tragedy Highway Jun 06, 2018

A barred Roseanne, prison reform thanks to Kim Kardashian, Meghan Markle's wrinkled wedding gown and Harvey Weinstein's indicted ass...we are cruising down Tragedy Highway with wild abandon. But watch out...we're changing lanes to rejoice HBO's The Tale, Mac Highlighter and Timothee Chalamet in Ladybird. Pop it into cruise control and come hang out with us!

Today's Temp Will Be in the 80s May 31, 2018

Espirit, Laser Discs, Ricky Schroeder, Sticker Collections...we are Bob Fosse-ing our way down memory lane of the greatest era that ever existed. The 80s! Load up your frothy glass and your bedazzle gun and come hang out with us!

At Your Service May 23, 2018

The quirky characters we've encountered in retail stores has lead to getting more than what we've paid for. Plus a determined wasp takes residence in PJ's screened in porch while Debbie takes residence in her local liquor store buyer's ear to ensure he maintains his White Claw inventory now that they are advertising on Bravo. Crack a cold, crisp one and come hang out with us!

This Is America May 15, 2018

Donald Glover for President! Praising the artistic genius of his incomparable song and video THIS IS AMERICA and the creeptastic ATLANTA episode entitled "Teddy Perkins". Plus, getting caught littering and stealing because hey, that too is America. Spring has finally sprung y'all. Come hang out with us!

Me Happy May 07, 2018

A Sister Wives marathon on TLC leads to an unsuccessful attempt at explaining polygamy to a 13 year old. Plus March For Our Lives and our outrage over gun control. Drop your gun, grab one of your wives and come hang out with us!

Dirty Hot Apr 30, 2018

Have you ever found yourself oddly attracted to a somewhat unconventionally attractive person? That's what we call "dirty hot". John Cena, Michael Avenatti, Chris Cuomo, Jared Harris, Steve Carell...we're not always in agreement on who's considered to be a dirty hot and who's just plain hot. Plus the dirty details about TLC's Dr. Pimple Popper and My 600 Lb. Life. And our peaked curiosity over the life of a professional fluffer. Choose to get hot and dirty and come hang out with us!

Twerkin' It & Jerkin' It in NOLA Apr 23, 2018

A twerk class, a heterosexual hook-up at a gay bar, baked Alaska and shots fired in a pizza parlor. Just a few of the many shenanigans that went down during a trip to New Orleans to celebrate a friend's 40th. This said friend's nickname is RAGE. Are you surprised? Well don't be and come hang out with us!

So Like...BONUS MINI-SODE Apr 16, 2018

It's Spring Break y'all. So while we're delayed in getting our next episode posted, we are gifting you with a compilation of PJ's overuse of certain terminology. Note: this compilation was pulled from one hour-long recording session. No repeats. Just straight up PJ, valley girling it in the raw. Soooo liiiiiiike, enjoy.

He Hung Up On Her Apr 09, 2018

Due to an extremely frustrating trip to Maplewood, PJ hangs up on Debbie during an active phone conversation. But as best betches always do, they talk it out, air it out and hug it out. Get in on this hug and come hang out with us!

Martha, Martha, Martha Apr 02, 2018

A surreal business meeting with Martha Stewart has us breaking down all-things Martha: her creation of the color "grey-eige" to the star-turning performance of Cybill Shepherd in MARTHA INC. and the best SNL sketch of all time, Ana Gasteyer playing Martha in her annual holiday special...topless. Plus we are mourning the loss of the made-for-TV-movie. Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? Yes you may, so come hang out with us!

Puerto Rico and Other Lost Headlines Mar 26, 2018

Is the power back on in Puerto Rico? Are the California fires out? Were the African girls found? With the news cycle being a daily frenzy, the media blows a door wide open but never seems to close it. It's been months since Hurricane Maria and there are many still without power and vital supplies. Please go to www.PuertoRicoNow.org - make a donation, order a t-shirt, take a selfie and post with #puertoriconow. This is a civilian movement targeted to help those still in dire need in Puerto Rico. And as positive and charitable as that sounds, please forgive us as we unintentionally go down a gross and crass path. Brace yourselves and come hang out with us!

A Kiki Catch Up Mar 19, 2018

We're having a friendly kiki and catching up. Tabitha Coffey, The Handmaid's Tale, Big Little Lies 2, The Crown 2, Olympic ice skating with commentary by Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir and the triumphant return of PJ's singed hair. Lock the door, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine and come hang out with us!

Silence Only Mar 12, 2018

A silence-only spa retreat is a real head-scratcher when the only people not partaking in the silence are the staff. Also not silent? Fergie and Cardi B. Take out your ear plugs and come hang out with us!

Sales Fails Mar 05, 2018

Both as sellers and buyers, we have endured some trying times. Debbie went head to head on Facebook Swap and PJ went toe to toe with the Jack LaLanne of murphy beds. But not all hope is lost in sales. We're also celebrating amazing experiences with Wayfair, Home Goods and Verizon. Pack your credit cards and come hang out with us!

Special Guest John Hill Talks Celebrity Big Brother Feb 26, 2018

Welcome our special guest, John Hill! He's a multi-hyphenate writer, producer, actor, director, Broadway performer, co-host of the Andy Cohen morning radio show as well as host of The Feels on Sirius XM's Radio Andy channel. But most importantly, he a Big Brother fanatic and here to dish all things Celebrity Big Brother. Snuggle into your HOH robe and come hang out with us!

The Fly in CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, Snubbed - An Oscars Special Feb 19, 2018

We are celebrating all of the Oscar nominated films that only Debbie has seen and PJ hopes to see one day. I, TONYA, LADYBIRD, THREE BILLBOARDS, THE SHAPE OF WATER...it's a mammoth year for film but our greatest disappointment is the blatant Oscars snub awarded to the mosquito in CALL ME BY YOUR NAME. How dare they! Get red carpet ready and come hang out with us!

Winter Games and Netflix Reigns Feb 12, 2018

Long lines, awkward footwear and freezing discomfort...skiing is the least bit of fun we can possibly think of so we'll just enjoy watching The Winter Olympics from the warmth and comfort of our couch. Also on watch...Obama on Letterman's new series and Trevor Noah's new stand up special 'Afraid of the Dark', both on Netflix. Add us to your podcast queue and come hang out with us!

Fired Up About THIS IS US and Casting Spells Feb 05, 2018

On our 100th episode we are fired up about Jack's tragic death on THIS IS US and reminiscing about Debbie having cast a white magic spell on someone that lead to a near-fire in her own house. Don't play with fire y'all but do come hang out with us! We are ONE HUNDO!

What Really Happened? with Andrew Jenks Jan 29, 2018

We're talking with filmmaker and podcaster Andrew Jenks, creator and host of What Really Happened? executive produced by Seven Buck Productions' Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and Dany Garcia. Ranked the #1 apple podcast shortly after it's launch, What Really Happened? examines famous figures and historical events, while discovering untold stories and unraveling newfound narratives.

The Crown, The Royals & High Tea with Mariah Carey Jan 22, 2018

We all may have cringed a bit when Mariah assaulted the New Year's television viewing audience by proclaiming her lack of tea as a disaster but we want to believe she was just practicing for the upcoming Royal Wedding, having binged The Crown over the holidays. So steep your Earl Grey, raise your pinky and come hang out with us!

All the Money in the World Jan 15, 2018

With awards season upon us, we are delving into ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD and the swift erasing of Kevin Spacey from the film. This episode was recorded prior to the report that Mark Wahlberg was paid a smooth $1.5mil while Michelle Williams was paid a measly $1k for the reshoots. Whoever made that decision needs to be backslapped. Grab some dough, make it rain and come hang out with us!

Call Me By Your Name Jan 08, 2018

We are celebrating Debbie's favorite movie of the year, and quite possibly of her entire natural born life...CALL ME BY YOUR NAME starring Timothee Chalamet and Armie Hammer. Thank you Luca Guadagnino for blessing this Earth with this film. Fulfilling dreams in 2018! Grab a peach and come hang out with us!

New Year Cheers & Jeers Jan 01, 2018

Happy new year Slapped listeners! We're breaking down the good, the bad and the ugly of 2017. But mainly it was just ugly. Pop a bottle, pour some bubbly and come hang out with us!

All I Want for Xmas is a Faux-lex Dec 25, 2017

Happy holidays Slapped listeners! We are celebrating with all kinds of gifts; a fake Rolex, untucked drag queens, canned sweet potatoes and the greatest gift of all this year...Timothee Chalamet! Don your brightest red and green, blue and silver, or sparkle and shine and come hang out with us!

Oprah 2020 Dec 18, 2017

With the administration falling apart on the daily and the country completely divided, we are building a case for Oprah to accept the divine design of her destiny. Oprah for President in 2020! Snuggle up with a cashmere throw, a chamomile tea and come hang out with us!

Close Encounters of the Cray Kind Dec 11, 2017

Recent encounters with crazy people leads to a frank discussion about ONE MISSISSIPPI and the bravery of Tig Notaro to have called out sexual deviance through art. Grab your Bae, slay your cray and come hang out with us!

Pass the Assault & Pepper Dec 04, 2017

Lauer. Trump. Rose. Weinstein. Moore. Spacey. CK. Ratner. Halperin. Piven. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. Grab a beer, a cocktail...anything but a genital and come hang out with us!

A Thanksgiving Break Up Nov 27, 2017

An unexpected break up via text message turns a broken heart into the best Thanksgiving ever. Plus we're dipping a toe into our Memory Box keepsakes. Pop a cap on a beer that is in closest proximity to you and come hang out with us!

Stage Off! Nov 20, 2017

A staging competition hosted by Ryan Serhant of Million Dollar Listing starts off a night that ends with a mad sprint to catch the last departing train out of Penn Station; roadie in hand. Cool off your hot toddy and come hang out with us!

Social Injustice Nov 13, 2017

To follow or not to follow...that is the question on Instagram. Breaking down social media etiquette and the basic difference between posting on Instagram and posting on Facebook for those who clearly don't have a clue. Plus open shoulder tops and the return of Taylor Swift. We're sipping and spilling the tea. Pour yourself one and come hang out with us!

Baggage Nov 06, 2017

Everyone's got baggage. Whether it's a traumatic dining experience at a theme restaurant that left you scarred for life or a soft duffel doused in an entire bottle of red wine due to a poor packing job. Pop a Vodka mini into a can of Bloody Mary mix and come hang out with us!

Methy Cher and the Dead Girl Oct 30, 2017

A dead girl crouching in the corner of a dark room. A methy Cher, slumbering under the covers, only to pop out of bed with a blood curdling scream. These are just a few of the images we are delivering y'all on the eve of Halloween 2017. Pour some boo's, hallow your ween and come hang out with us!

Just the Tips Oct 23, 2017

We're sipping sweat tea and handing out tips of all kinds. Tip #1: Fire your hair colorist THE FIRST TIME she singes your hair to the scalp. Press play y'all and come hang out with us!

Gun Control, Motherphukers! Oct 16, 2017

Vegas, Sandy Hook, Orlando, San Bernardino, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. NOW is the time to talk about gun control, motherphukers! Excuse the language but we are mad as hell. And while our blood pressure is up, let's also roil on the archaic process in which to purchase a car. Come to think of it...it's harder to purchase a car than a gun. Join our angry army and come hang out with us!

Role Play Oct 09, 2017

Gurl, you better serve. Who wears the pants in the family and why? Plus, the most outrageous addictions on A&E's INTERVENTION. All of this discussed following a lunch break in which Disa had the utter gall to serve PJ a batch of boxed Mac 'n' Cheese. Pop a beer cap and come hang out with us!

The Horror Oct 02, 2017

"It", "The Strangers" and a near-home invasion sets the tone for this horror episode. It's officially Halloween season after all. But there is nothing more horrific than the likes of Harvey, Irma and Maria who've wreaked havoc in recent weeks. Please donate to the Red Cross and Unicef to help those devastated by these recent hurricanes. Peace and love to all!

Emmy's, Big Brother, Scientology, OH MY! Sep 25, 2017

We're breaking down the kiss that took hold of the Emmy's, predictions for the Big Brother win and the insanity of Scientology. Plus, a hair color session that took us straight to singed filth. Clink your glass and come hang out with us!

TravelASSity Sep 18, 2017

Man-spreaders, mouth breathers, aggressive newspaperers...the amount of assholery you encounter during your travels give Travelocity a whole new meaning. Pour yourself a cold one and come hang out with us!

Blondes Have No Fun Sep 11, 2017

This bleach blonde betch (PJ) is burnt to singed filth by his "trusted" stylist. Following the crispification of his scalp, a roach attempts to plant residence in his straw-like hair. Plus the realization that the VMA's are now the VMAin't and that Lady Gaga is pure perfection. After a long break apart, we are reunited and it feels so good. Grab your favorite thirst quencher and come hang out with us!

Beef Sep 04, 2017

Broadcasting from Doilywood, Debbie gets schooled on the male livestock on offer at the Brimfield Antique Flea Market. There's beef, veal, hawk, chicken, but most importantly, there's beer. We're at the flea market and therefore limited to one area in which to drink, so pour your bev into an incognito water bottle, and come hang out with us!

Tight and High Aug 28, 2017

During a game of THOUGHTS? we reminisce about Bennifer 2.0 and determine that Hollywood needs to stop hiring live-in nannies with a tight and high hind. And since we're on the hind of summer, we're enjoying a homemade froze. Ice up your favorite bevvy and come hang out with us!

Squirrels Are Nature's A$$holes Aug 21, 2017

A Brooklyn park is home to a rabid squirrel on the loose and two random guinea pigs who laid their recently deceased parent down to rest. Get your park ranger hat on, pour yourself a frothy bev and come hang out with us!

Big Brother 19 Aug 14, 2017

PJ finally enters Deb's den of temptation and gets his life on Big Brother 19. Plus the saga of the Slapped mannequin's blatant abduction. She should be on the back of a milk carton but she doesn't have a name! Help name the abducted victim by emailing your submissions to slappedpodcast@gmail.com and a name will be chosen in her memory.

Watch What Happens Live Aug 07, 2017

Dreams of bartending on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on Bravo are fulfilled! It was the greatest thrill ride of our lives seconded by the death machines ridden at Six Flags and Disney. Check out all of the photographic evidence on our website, www.slappedpodcast.com, strap on your seat belts and come hang out with us!

Bear Necessities Jul 31, 2017

On her maiden voyage to Doilywood, Debbie gets a lesson in the many species of bears foraging at a pride party. Debbie is styleslapped with a doily on her head. PJ is backslapped for breaking his promise to watch Big Brother. Together they are mainlining beer. Pop a cap, slug and come hang out!

Moo'd to Singed Filth Jul 24, 2017

PJ is moo'd to singed filth for still not having finished Mad Men and other crimes of media consumption. This man has a Hulu subscription but don't ask him about The Handmaid's Tale because he's still getting his life on Betty Draper's FIRST marriage. Grab a teet and pull because this cow is ripe. Come hang out with us!

Keep Calm and Stariyon Jul 17, 2017

A chance encounter in Prospect Park that started light and bright but ended in an unrequited Facebook friendship and the fear of getting knifed and robbed. Plus a throwback to a near-kidnapping in a dark driveway in suburban Long Island. Pop a cube in a glass...pour your poison, and come hang out with us!

Crotch Watchers Jul 10, 2017

PJ reads Debbie to singed filth for not knowing the art of a subtle once-over. And speaking of once-overs, polygamy is up for discush...is once not enough? We have fruit encased in giant ice cubes. Pop 'em and drop 'em and come hang out with us!

Turn Down For WHAAA??!! Jul 03, 2017

PJ's harrowing trip to NJ was none as harrowing as the tan family in that speed boat that slammed into the crescendo of TURN DOWN FOR WHAAA??!! Plus, the corpse of an unexpected house guest was found in a far off nook of a basement crawl space which lead everyone present to run for their lives. Claim your cocktail and come hang out with us!

Islands in the Scream Jun 26, 2017

Cruise vacations aren't for everyone and certainly weren't for a man slashed and thrown overboard nor a woman whose drunken argument with her boyfriend ended in pregnancy. And it's FREE DAY on Slapped which means anything goes. Go ahead, and come hang out with us!

Sobbing at a Pep Boys Jun 19, 2017

One language PJ is not fluent in is AUTOMOTIVE. Learn about his harrowing hunt for a headlight bulb that ended in tears in a Pep Boys parking lot. Plus, a slew of THOUGHTS? are pulled out of the Slapped bootie. Come hang out with us!

Hot for Teacher Jun 12, 2017

If you chaperone a school field trip, you could bare witness to unruly kids watching caged animals at the zoo or a teacher in a bathing suit at the community pool. And if you don't know your way around basic facts of 80s hair bands, you get moo'ed to singed filth. Grab a cold one and come hang out with us!

The Clambake Caper Jun 05, 2017

A bounty of gifts have been had by many...trinkets of friendship purchased at a glorified dollar store, non-poisonous baked goods welcoming new neighbors to the community and a mystery gift left in the corner of a bathroom by an anonymous party reveler at an annual Memorial Day Clambake. But the greatest gift of all? Sipping White Claw's newest flavor: RASPBERRY. Come hang out with us!

You've Got Lipstick on Your Teeth May 29, 2017

There are few things in life we can truly rely on. But there is one guarantee you can place all your bets on...Debbie has lipstick on her teeth. In other news, there is much discussed in the department of enhanced beauty and another rousing game of THOUGHTS? is on the docket. White claw your way to the play button and come hang out with us!

Dramatics May 22, 2017

We are delivering all kinds of drama by way of class clownery in drama class, Ryan Murphy's FEUD on FX and PJ's complete and utter inability to pronounce the word "championing". We're sipping White Claws and Shandies. Pour yourself a spiked refreshment and come hang out with us!

AlcoHAULics May 15, 2017

Judge us not, a trip to the liquor store is no small feat but it is a journey worth taking. And we venture often. We're also venturing to Doilywood where Brandon the beagle released his anger by lifting a leg on a memory foam mattress pad. We're also dipping into the THOUGHTS? shoe for more submissions from our lovely and amazing listeners. We're sipping vanilla vodka and soda, y'all. Cheers to you for hanging out with us!

The Little Engine That Can't May 08, 2017

New Jersey Transit is a broken mess and has torn down the souls of all who ride it. Thankfully, we were sent a slew of THOUGHTS? submissions so we're reaching into a Rag & Bone bootie and getting our lives in reacting to them whilst sipping watermelon-flavored vodka and soda. Grab a bev and come hang out with us!

Hot n Flashy May 01, 2017

The joys of aging leads to weekly acupuncture seshes and the desperate need for a hand fan. Plus a stellar anniversary dinner at a New York institution and a rather complicated conversation about what romance means...which may or may not include sausage. Come hang out with us!

United Scarelines Apr 24, 2017

A trip to LA that included multiple Ubers to the airport, a kindergarten-style free-for-all to line up for a Southwest airline seat and permanently charred retinas due to the glaring California sun has left PJ with travel scars never to be forgotten. Oh and speaking of travel...United and that whole shit show? Yup, we go there. Grab an airline size Skyy and a can of Bloody Mary mix and come hang out with us!

Finger Lickin' Good Apr 17, 2017

A dark dark day in Slapped history ends with a finger licker on New Jersey Transit. But don't fret! It's not all bad, y'all. We are introduced to a new member of the Slapped family...Doilywood. And she is a beauty. Wet your whistles and come hang out with us!

Healthy Dose of Side-Eye Apr 10, 2017

Defunct ear buds. Busted bedding. Fat necks. There's a litany of side-eyes being launched but none more healthy than the one PJ gives Debbie for her questionable Don Draper pussy bow blouse. She thought Paris. He says Parsippany. Come hang out with us!

Knuckle-deep Apr 03, 2017

PJ grows gravely concerned over two pairs of shoes that were recently purchased. Debbie reveals a sight never-before-seen within the 9th rung of hell, also known as Penn Station. And all of this 'liciousness is disrupted by not one but two random phonecalls. No complaints though - one of them is from Barack Obama! Treat yourselves to an Obamargarita and come hang out with us!

Slappy Birthday to Us Mar 27, 2017

We're a year old y'all! We're poppin' bottles of pink bubbly and celebrating an entire year of slappery up in a walk-in closet in Maplewood, New Jersey. We're reflecting on our favorite stories with addendums and reveal the entire list of names PJ has called Debbie over the year. Tramps, grab your champs and come celebrate with us!

Flicked to Completion Mar 20, 2017

The Bachelor, When We Rise, Baskets and the lessons learned from each of them. Like for example, don't tell the Bachelor you're not a virgin but have never had an orgasm. (Really Raven?) Grab yo'selves a spiked Shirley Temple and come hang out with us!

50 lbs of Beads Mar 13, 2017

We are laden with beads of all colors, shapes and sizes as we relive a New Orleans Mardi Gras vacation never to be forgotten. Trying to hop a cemetery fence and catching a stuffed fish from Harry Connick Jr. are just a few of the many activities that were enjoyed in NOLA. Grab yourselves an oyster shooter and come hang out with us!

The Gorilla His Dreams Mar 06, 2017

Debbie entered a Chelsea threading bar for a little facial hair maintenance and came out a completely shorn newborn baby. And speaking of hair, we are reliving the day that monkey walked into an IKEA donning a shearling coat and demanding Swedish meatballs. Grab a little hair of the dog and come hang out with us!

Bounty Feb 27, 2017

Street meat takes an unfortunate toll on a bus passenger. Thankfully there was Bounty. Plus, lighting into a sexist telemarketer and defending hair color in a spray can. We're also playing THOUGHTS?! Crack yourselves a can of Pinot Noir and come hang out with us!

Parental Guidance is Suggested Feb 20, 2017

Lord knows we love our parents with every last fiber of our being but sometimes the gifts we receive from them give us pause. We're gifting you with the gifts that keep on giving. Grab a cold one and come hang out with us!

Debbie Does D.C. Jan 30, 2017

Women's March preparation puts Debbie into complete and utter panicked hysteria. PJ tries to allay her fears but to no avail. In case she doesn't make it out alive, she bids you all a fond farewell. But first...a sip of her flaming hot Sriracha Bloody Mary. Grab a sip and come hang out with us!

Beer We Go Again Jan 23, 2017

We may be low on beer, but don't you fear! We have 'America' brew to tide us over along with PJ's penchant for nicknaming everyone he encounters and an unusual exit that took place on a New York City subway. Grab y'allselves a room-temperature 'America' and come hang out with us!

Affleck-stasy Jan 16, 2017

PJ makes a desperate attempt to prove Ben is the superior brother but Debbie is not having it, standing firmly by her man, Casey. And while they bid farewell to New York's G Lounge, they witness a gay bar turn into an erotic art class right before their very eyes.

Hot 'n' Toddied Jan 09, 2017

Cough. Sniff. Aaaaaaachooooo! We're still here to backslap you. We may both feel like crawling into bed but ills aside, we'll GO AHEAD.... So grab a toddy and don't you fuss. We're not contagious so hang with us!

Alter Egos Jan 02, 2017

We all have characters that live within us. Debbie's is a local voice-over artist named Donna DeMontague. PJ's is a pop star named Teen Tawny who endorses paper products. And remember that red sweater'd Town Hall participant, Ken Bone? Apparently his alter ego is America's sex symbol. Bring your alter egos with you and y'all come hang out with us!

Slappy New Year! Dec 26, 2016

Bye 2016. Don't let the door BACKSLAP you on the way out! But before you go, we're sharing our Top 5 Hall Passes, a Portlandia-esque birthday dinner at Blue Hill and another rousing game of Thoughts? Get slapped into the new year and come hang out with us!

Merry Crestmas Dec 19, 2016

It's Christmas y'all and we are rejoicing over many gifts...PJ's grandmother nose diving into the Christmas tree, freaking out a young boy with a premature viewing of A Christmas Story and the gift of knowing where all of the available restrooms are throughout New York City. We're shooting Patron Cafe Dark and celebrating this magical time of the year. Come hang out with us!

Thoughts? Dec 12, 2016

Cargo shorts. Halitosis. Overflowing trash cans. We are playing and slaying a new game we like to call THOUGHTS? While delighting in Caprito's cocktails, we are sharing our thoughts on random subjects we're pulling out of a navy blue Mary Jane stiletto with brass button detail. Press play y'all and come hang out with us!

Ms. Clair Voyance Dec 05, 2016

We're reviewing our past, present and future after having gotten read to filth by a local psychic via tarot cards. Bad internal energy and multiple sex partners....wtp??? We're gonna need another round of Caprito's, a homemade concoction of Tito's vodka, seltzer and a splash of Capri Sun. Pour yourselves one too and come hang out with us!

What Would You Do? Nov 28, 2016

A physical altercation between a subway performer and a passenger. A lone suitcase on the Downtown C E subway platform. These incidents beg the question...is this actually happening or are we on a taping of "What Would You Do?" Y'all, grab a stiff one and come hang out with us!

Black Friday Nov 21, 2016

People throwing limbs, flipping hair, gnawing, clawing and all out losing their sh*t over a bin of discounted towels at a Target on Black Friday. Happy Thanksgiving y'all! Grab yo'selves a hot toddy and come hang out with us!

American Housewife Nov 14, 2016

We are being starslapped by Carly Hughes who plays Angela on ABC's new hit series AMERICAN HOUSEWIFE. She's spilling all of the details about her starring run in PIPPIN' on Broadway, migrating from stage to television and the hardships of finding a good lobster dinner in LA. All while circumventing a couple of 2X4s that went flying off a truck on the freeway during our interview. Come hang out with us!

Intoxicating Circumstances Nov 07, 2016

Clubbing, prom and an intoxicating flight with Tito Puente. A little drink'll do ya and it certainly did us. Pull away from election coverage, grab yo selves a stiff cocktail and come hang out with us!

Hello Weeners Oct 31, 2016

Cra Cra costumes, paranormal activities and haunted walks that have left y'all's drawers SOAKED. We are Spookslapped as we celebrate the darkest of holidays. Happy Halloween! Pour yo'selves a Bloody Mary and come FANG out with us!

Awards & Alize Oct 24, 2016

Slaying fashion at the 2016 VMA's, slugging Alize at the open bar of a Tony party... Pour yo'selves a cocktail and come hang out with us!

Oops, Gotta GO Oct 17, 2016

When a potato chip bag has a warning label that reads "May cause abdominal pain", it's time to assess one's snacking decisions. Fondue doesn't come with the same warning but it surely delivers similar results. After much discourse on stomach discomforts of yesteryear, an adorable young man named Will joins us for his first Slapped guest appearance. Come hang out with us!

White Party Realness Oct 10, 2016

White Parties are all the rage and Debbie and PJ have endured much drama preparing for and attending them. And in the most unlikely of places...J.Crew, Target and an abandoned warehouse in Old Montreal. Grab a cocktail, put on your brightest and whitest and come hang out with us!

Stranger Things at Stop & Shop Oct 03, 2016

Two adult women throw down in a self-check out line at Stop & Shop on a Sunday afternoon, Debbie finally gets deep into Stranger Things and young PJ refuses to remove a pair of orange terry cloth shorts, no matter the season. Grab yo' selves a White Claw Hard Seltzer and come hang out with us!

Parks and Wreck Sep 26, 2016

Acrylic fingernails. Random clothing strewn across shrubery. A dead human body floating in a creek. We're reminiscing about the abundance of gifts we've come across within the parks we frequent. We also conduct our first Pokemon Go intervention on a PokeMOM whose addiction has reached an unfathomable level. Come hang out with us!

When the Big Apple Bites Back Sep 19, 2016

We've been witness to and have ourselves succumbed to...the public ugly cry. Though our hearts leap for those who have no choice but to weep open amongst others, we're also bitching thoroughly about subway riders, sidewalk inhabitants, camp counselors,...y'all are working our last good nerve. The best relief is a good ol' fashion bitch sesh. Come hang out with us!

Run Debbie Run Sep 12, 2016

Debbie embarked on a rare journey to Brooklyn for a double date to watch RUN LOLA RUN at Prospect Park only to be completely f'd by the MTA. She was equally f'd by Prospect Park for programming a foreign language film for a summer movie series in which, aside from the first row, the entire rest of the audience is on flat terrain and unable to read a single word of the subtitles. Go ahead...

Surprise Sep 05, 2016

The gift of surprise is always a joy, be it an iPhone case, a silver ice bucket or a strapping mofo stripper at a 40th birthday party. And these surprises are only a few of the many PJ and Debbie have in store for y'all. So grab yourselves an ice cold cocktail and come hang out with us!

BLOODLINE Fans...He's Here Aug 29, 2016

Kevin Rayburn played brilliantly by Norbert Leo Butz is starslapping us up in the closet. This two-time Tony winner and one of the lead characters in our favorite Netflix series IS HERE, IN THE FLESH. Do as Kevin would do...grab a cold brew and come hang out with us!

Popslapped! Aug 22, 2016

Big Brother, Stranger Things, Bloodline...we're emoting over all of the amazing content we're consuming this summer. But when the discush takes a dark turn towards horror films and a man that had a seizure next to Debbie during AMERICAN PSYCHO, we lighten things up with some more choice words from the Bethlish language and a call with PJ's sister Michelle. Grab a drink and come hang out with us!

Jenks is Back! Aug 15, 2016

We're once again joined by Andrew Jenks, Executive Producer of UNLOCKING THE TRUTH, a new original true crime series premiering on MTV at 11pm ET/10pm CT. We're also dishing about Debbie's intimate dream with Shep from Bravo's Southern Charm and of course, Jenks' dating life. Come hang out with us!

Tequila Mockingbird Aug 08, 2016

We're all over the place because...tequila. Reminiscing about old TV shows, sharing colorful language our mothers misuse. Tequila is a real beast.

Love. Exciting and new. Come aboard. We're expecting yooooouuuuuuu.

Y'all Like Mirrors? Aug 01, 2016

The harrowing journey one man took to land himself an entryway mirror is beyond comprehension. And the eccentric characters he encountered along the way make this trip even more ridiculous. Pour yourself a tequila and soda and come hang out with us!

Starslapped! Jul 25, 2016

An unexpected bathroom encounter with Matt Dillon. Losing one's mind over Lucy Liu at a photo shoot. Working Robin Wright's last good nerve at a press interview. And referring to Dustin Ross of The Friends Zone podcast by his co-host's name. We've endured some crushingly embarrassing encounters with celebrities we adore. All while quenching our thirst with Spiked Seltzer. Come hang out with us!

Starbucks, Salad & Sadness Jul 18, 2016

As much as Starbucks and NYC salad chains sometimes stress us out, there is so much sadness in the world we need to acknowledge and course-correct. Spread love, be kind and come hang out with us!

It's a Bethlebration! Jul 11, 2016

At a time when our great nation is in desperate need of love and kindness, we are celebrating PJ's Mom, Beth, who is always attempting to commit random acts of kindness. Come hang out with us!

Baby, You're a Firework Jul 04, 2016

Happy 4th of July y'all! We're celebrating by sharing all kinds of shenanigans of parties past. Rooftop fireworks, high emotions and PJ dressed as Sia's Chandelier dancer at a suburban Halloween party wherein no one was prepared for ALL OF THAT! Go ahead...

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