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Surviving Poonami: Top Tips For A Poorly Tummy Apr 08, 2025

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Dog owners, we've all been there – the dreaded "poonami" that strikes without warning, often in the middle of the night. That's exactly what prompted this candid conversation about canine digestive health after Lauren's co-host Linda spent a night up every 90 minutes with her tiny puppy Bobble.
This practical guide walks you through what to do when digestive disaster strikes. We share our emergency protocol using products like Rescue-K9 Rapid Support and demonstrate exactly how to administer it to reluctant dogs (hint: hold their chin up after placing the paste in their cheek pocket). You'll learn to distinguish between situations requiring veterinary care versus those you can handle at home, focusing on your dog's overall demeanor and energy as key indicators.
Beyond emergency care, we reveal our daily routines for building resilient gut health through consistent probiotic supplementation. Discover why "naughty but nice" dogs particularly benefit from gut support, how stress impacts digestive function, and the powerful role of fermented foods like kefir and apple cider vinegar with "mother." We even share our first-hand experiences with explosive clean-ups and how proper preparation prevents these situations from becoming full-blown crises.
Whether you're currently dealing with a digestive emergency or wanting to prevent future ones, this episode gives you actionable strategies backed by our years of experience. Use code "HAPPYTUMMY" for £10 off at the A-OK9 store and build your own pet first aid kit today. Remember – preparation is everything when it comes to maintaining your dog's digestive health!

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A Reactivity Transformation: A Naughty but Nice Zero To Hero Success Story! Apr 01, 2025

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Ever been told your dog is a lost cause? Meet Alice and Bonnie—a story that proves second chances can lead to extraordinary transformations.
When Alice adopted Bonnie, a powerful brindle mastiff mix with a history of aggression that had resulted in another dog's death, she had no idea what she was getting into. That first walk when Bonnie dragged Alice across a field in a reactive frenzy made one thing clear: this would be no ordinary rehabilitation journey.
"We definitely wondered if this was beyond our capabilities," Alice confesses in this raw, honest conversation about the reality of living with a severely reactive dog. After one trainer declared Bonnie would "never like other dogs," Alice refused to accept that verdict. Instead, she found an approach that would completely transform their lives. Through a methodical progression of games that built crucial skills like disengagement and optimism, Bonnie gradually evolved from a "grizzly bear" on leash to a dog who could calmly navigate the world.
The journey wasn't linear—there were tears, setbacks, and moments of doubt. But Alice shares the practical strategies that made progress possible: ditching traditional walks temporarily, homeschooling essential skills, introducing challenges at Bonnie's pace, and perhaps most importantly, maintaining balance through self-care practices completely separate from dog training.
Whether you're struggling with your own reactive dog or simply interested in understanding behavior transformation, this conversation offers both practical guidance and genuine hope. As Alice says to anyone feeling overwhelmed by their dog's behavior: "There is a manageable route up that mountain. You just need someone to guide you the right way."

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From Frustration to Freedom: Transform Your Dog Walks Mar 25, 2025

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Pulling on lead – it's the frustration that can transform a peaceful dog walk into an arm-wrenching ordeal. Whether you're dealing with a 7-kilo terrier or a 40-kilo German Shepherd, pulling creates a disconnection that leaves both ends of the leash frustrated and stressed.
In this revealing conversation, Lauren Langman and Dave tackle one of the most common dog walking complaints head-on. Drawing from their extensive experience with both pet dogs and professional working canines, they dispel the myth that pulling is just something dog owners must endure. Lauren shares how her own dog Skittles becomes almost cognitively impaired when in full pulling mode, while Dave recounts his journey challenging the traditional police dog training approach that encouraged pulling as a way to "build drive."
What makes this discussion particularly valuable is the practical, field-tested advice from trainers who've worked with thousands of dogs. You'll discover why environment management matters so much (hint: driving to the park instead of being pulled there makes a huge difference), how equipment choices can help or hinder your progress, and specific games you can play to create value in walking beside you. The trainers also explain why loose-leash walking isn't just about comfort—it's about safety, legal considerations, and the perception of control that affects how others view you and your dog.
Whether you're struggling with a dog who pulls like a freight train or just want to refine your walking experience, you'll find actionable techniques here that go beyond basic obedience into building a dog who genuinely wants to be with you. Ready to transform your walks? Learn how two world-class trainers solved their own pulling problems and how their 10 Days to Stop Pulling course can help you do the same.

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Rupert Stole My Pants and Tried to Make Them Crotchless Mar 19, 2025

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Resource guarding can transform even the sweetest dog into a possessive, growling guardian overnight. This revealing conversation with Karen, owner of Rupert—a lovable yet challenging cockapoo—takes you behind the scenes of living with a resource guarding dog who has actually bitten.
Karen doesn't sugarcoat the reality: some days it's scary, frustrating, and filled with self-doubt. Yet she shares the remarkable ways she's learned to work with Rupert's limitations rather than against them. From the hilarious hedgehog-under-the-saucepan incident to managing stolen socks and pants, you'll discover practical strategies that transform confrontation into cooperation.
The most counterintuitive lesson? When your dog steals something valuable, your natural reaction is precisely what you shouldn't do. Lauren and Karen explain why making a big deal about stolen items only intensifies guarding behaviors, and offer genius alternatives like "toy box" games that sidestep confrontation entirely. They detail the subtle warning signs most owners miss—the stillness, the whale eye, the obsessive return to spaces—signals that appear long before growling or biting.
What makes this episode particularly powerful is its honesty about the genetic components of resource guarding and the limitations of training. Not every dog behavior can be "fixed," but with the right approach, even serious resource guarders can live happy, fulfilling lives. Whether you're currently struggling with a resource guarding dog or want to prevent these behaviors from developing, these practical, compassionate strategies will transform your relationship with your dog. Ready to turn resource guarding challenges into opportunities for deeper connection?
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Unlocking Canine Kleptomania: Tips for Tackling Your Dog's Thieving Habits Mar 11, 2025

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This episode dives into why dogs steal and offers practical solutions for dog owners struggling with this common behaviour. With insights on environmental management, training strategies, and understanding canine instincts, listeners can gain valuable knowledge to curb stealing.
• Exploration of the instinctual reasons behind stealing
• The importance of calm reactions instead of confrontation
• Tips on swapping items to minimise stealing
• Managing spaces to prevent theft before it occurs
• The role of boundaries and crates in fostering good behaviour
• Building a positive environment for dogs to relax and thrive
• Encouragement to seek out training resources for persistent stealing behaviour
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Help … I’m a newbie at Crufts ….. Mar 05, 2025

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Are you ready to experience the rush of participating in one of the world’s most prestigious dog agility competitions? Join us as we delve into the journey of Teri and her beloved dog, Jasper, who is stepping into the limelight at Crufts for the very first time. This episode captures the excitement, nerves, and valuable insights that come with preparing for such a significant event in the dog agility scene.
Teri shares her heartfelt story of how she has dreamt of competing at Crufts for as long as she can remember, inspired by childhood experiences spent watching the show with her grandmother. We’ll explore the unshakeable relationship between Teri and Jasper and what went into preparation for their big day.
You’ll hear practical advice on various aspects of preparing for the event—how to manage nerves, the importance of ensuring your dog’s comfort, and essential logistics for event day. The discussion highlights the significance of understanding the venue, navigating backstage experiences, and advocating for your dog’s needs amidst the competition pressure.
Moreover, we discuss how to balance the thrill of competition with the joy of simple moments spent together with your dog.
Whether you're a seasoned competitor or a newcomer to the agility world, this conversation will leave you inspired and informed about tackling the challenges and joys that come with competing at events like Crufts. Join us on this incredible journey, and don’t forget to subscribe, share, and leave your thoughts!

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A Separation Anxiety Journey: With Challenges, Innovation & Community Feb 25, 2025

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Ever felt the pangs of guilt from a noise complaint because your dog couldn't bear to be alone? Join us as Alice shares her deeply personal journey with her rescue dog, Bonnie, a German Shepherd and Cane Corso mix. After an unexpected noise complaint, Alice navigated the tricky world of separation anxiety, balancing the need to mend neighbourhood relations with the well-being of her gentle giant. Her story of flexibility and adaptability in the face of community challenges offers invaluable insights for dog owners everywhere.
Discover the transformative power of technology and structured training methods in tackling canine separation anxiety and reactivity. With Bonnie's journey as our guide, we explore how cameras and training programs like Absolute Dogs played pivotal roles in understanding and improving her behaviour.
Through Alice's experience, we emphasize the necessity of a calm and supportive environment, spotlighting how addressing emotional and physical health needs can dramatically enhance a dog's life. Bonnie's path, from potential euthanasia to stability and peace, underscores the profound impact of commitment and innovation in pet care.
Finally, we celebrate the strength in community support, which played an instrumental role in Alice and Bonnie's success. Alice not only acquired knowledge and motivation but also found support in what could have been an isolating journey. Her resolve and triumph over Bonnie's reactivity challenges serve as a beacon of hope and inspiration.
Whether you're a seasoned dog owner or new to the world of dogs and dog training, this episode offers a treasure trove of insights and encouragement to forge stronger relationships with our best friends, and the dogs we share our lives with.

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From Fear to Fun: Confidence and Mindset in Dog Sports Feb 18, 2025

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This episode emphasizes the joy of participation, the thrill of goal setting, and the empowerment found in staying true to one's passion.
Ever wondered why some of us feel the thrill of competition more fiercely than others? Join us as we unravel the psychology behind competitive motivation in dog training. Discover how personality traits like agreeableness and neuroticism influence our competitive instincts and shape our behaviour in the arena.
The emotional bond with our dogs is at the heart of competitive dog sports. Hear personal anecdotes about the transformation from a grumpy, mistake-fearing competitor to someone who embraces the journey and laughs at blunders. With stories of two distinct dogs, we explore the importance of valuing their unique traits and adjusting our approaches to foster stronger connections, even when those bonds don't form easily at first. The magic lies in appreciating each dog's individuality and nurturing a deeper relationship through understanding.
Competitive dog sports can be addictive, drawing enthusiasts in with a love for dogs and a vibrant community spirit. Learn about grit, resilience, and the emotional intelligence of dogs in this engaging narrative that spans from local competitions to the grand stage of events like Crufts. Whether you're chasing victory or celebrating small wins, the camaraderie of dog lovers worldwide is a testament to the shared passion that keeps us all in the game.

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Transform Your Dog's Behaviour with Pro Dog Trainer Club Feb 11, 2025

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This episode explores the transformative power of online dog training, highlighting how Pro Dog Trainer Club and live Power Hours create accessible, engaging, and fun environments for both dogs and their owners. Owners learn to harness play-based techniques, overcome the stress of traditional training sessions, and connect with a supportive community of fellow dog lovers.
• PDT Club is a source of endless training ideas
• Advantages of online training for busy lifestyles
• Comparison between traditional classes and online flexibility
• Community support enhances training experiences
• Power Hours offers live, interactive learning opportunities
• Custom playlists allow for targeted training strategies
• Encouragement to embrace the joy of dog training
• Join PDT Club now before the price significantly increases 1st March!
You can check out PDT Club at https://absolutedogs.me/taketheleap!

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Unleashing Success: How to Become Your Dog’s Top Priority Feb 04, 2025

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Episode Title: Unleashing Success: How to Become Your Dog’s Top Priority

Host: Lauren Langman
Guest: Sam Askew
Duration: 31 minutes, 46 seconds
Description:
In this episode of Absolute Dogs, Lauren Langman and guest, AbsoluteDogs Instructor and Pro Dog Trainer, Sam, shares expert insights into how you can become your dog’s top priority using game-based training. Whether you’re dealing with a reactive dog, struggling with recall, or just looking to build a stronger relationship, this episode is packed with actionable strategies.

Key Topics Discussed:
✔️ Why games-based training works better than traditional methods
✔️ How to shift your mindset to better understand your dog
✔️ The biggest training mistakes owners make (and how to avoid them)
✔️ Practical steps to improve recall, loose-leash walking, and calmness
✔️ Inspiring success stories from real dog owners in Games Club

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