Was William Shatner medically swatted? In other old people news, Chuck Norris climbed a volcano at 85 years old! Are these new football jerseys cool or just dirty? Tik Tok has been saved, so if that’s where you get your news no worries! The Devil Wears Prada was going to be a movie before it was even really a book. Movies this weekend: ‘One Battle After Another,’ Emma Thompson’s new movie, horror fans get ‘The Strangers - Chapter 2,’ and for kids ‘Gabby’s Dollhouse’ is on the big screen. M3GAN 2.0 is now on streaming, and football, of course. The Simpsons returns for its 37th season and the Big Brother finale. And even if you’re not watching, you’re gonna love this drama. Magnificent lighting hit the bay area earlier this week, and something even more mysterious flew across the sky last night! Whitney Houston was never supposed to sing ‘I Will Always Love You.’ Merriam Webster dictionary adds 5,000 words. What would this guy want with manhole covers? Buckle up: an insane Sarah and Vinnie story from the archives. Katie Couric is spoofing Sydney Sweeney’s infamous jeans ad for the greater good. Get your colon checked! Streaming is overtaking theaters for new movie watching… yeah, duh. ‘The Amazing Race’ ft. Big Brother contestants started last night! This bay area woman is taking her future into her own hands with a billboard and an application. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it: a shower beer and Cheeto chopsticks. The CEO of Live Nation says concert ticket prices are too low - is this a joke? Stagecoach lineup is here, and it’s not just country music anymore! Music this week: Mariah Carey, Doja Cat, Robert Plant, Fred Armistan’s sound effects, and Colbie Caillat. Amazon is paying up after being accused of “tricking” people into paying for prime - $2.5B of accountability. Appliances are breaking down more than they used to - yeah, we’ve noticed. Where are the dumb appliances at? Nerd Alert: Sugar in fruit doesn’t count, and big urethra news. When did that happen? 60s edition!