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Episode 509 - Dr. Fauci Says Sports Can Come Back! Apr 15, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss Dr. Fauci’s announcement that sports can resume by May, why they didn’t enjoy “Uncut Gems”, Trump creates a board to help ease the US economy back to full steam, Ross talks about the financial trouble movie theaters are in, why an underground bar would be great right now, and the audience learns a little bit more about the old Jessie.
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Episode 508 - Chris Cuomo Trashes CNN Apr 14, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss just what Benjamin Franklin was doing with those skeletons in his closet, Ross recreates President Lincoln’s death as a Daniel Day Lewis reenactment where he beats John Wilkes Booth up, Chris Cuomo goes scorched earth on CNN, Ross talks about a 5G zombie movie that is actually being created, and the two end the show with Ticketmaster taking no responsibility for refunds for canceled or postponed shows.
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Episode 507 - I'm Over Tiger King Apr 13, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss why they are completely done with coronavirus restrictions, Jessie has a hangup at the grocery store, why they are done with anything to do with the Tiger King, done with all of the SNL quarantine shows, done with anyone hating on Nicholas Cage, and talk about why buying the $18 million Las Vegas luxury bunker would be advantageous.
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Episode 506 - Joel Osteen Has Risen! Apr 10, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss how Joel Osteen has really pulled with his Easter Sunday service by inviting Kanye West, Mariah Carey and Tyler Perry on, how Ross is upset by the cancellation of UFC and XFL, the two go through their least favorite accents, Jessie explains her fascination with serial killers and why she reads serial killer novels, Ross judges Tom Brady for his “Tompa Bay” trademark, and Jessie ends the show with a pornographic easter egg Crime Corner.
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Episode 505 - Reporter Asks Trump About Tiger King? Apr 09, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss the good news of the Coronavirus death toll trending downward as the quarantine continues, peak 2020 is reached when a reporter asks Trump if he is going to give Joe Exotic a pardon from prison, the two analyze the current Presidential Campaign standings, Ross goes down memory lane and tells all about his Fraternity mother, Ma Bailey, and Jessie ends the show with a solo Louisiana redneck Crime Corner. RIP Ma Bailey.
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Episode 504 - Goodbye Bernie Sanders Apr 08, 2020

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Ross and Jables start off the show by watching Bernie Sanders drop out of the campaign live, Jessie explains why she loves Kristin Cavallari’s attitude towards her haters, Ross highlights the craziness that is Naomi Watts’ social media, Post Malone officially calls on Ross for a beer pong rematch, Dana White is holding the UFC fights on tribal land in California, and Tom Brady skips pre-season training to work on his marriage with Gisele Bundchen.
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Episode 503 - Wisconsin Don't Give A F**k! Apr 07, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss how they miss the structure to their days pre-coronavirus, why Dr. Fauci is a national treasure, Dana White possibly buying an island to host their UFC events, how Wisconsin holding its Primary elections shows they don’t give a f**k, wonder what is going to happen with the Democratic Presidential Campaign, and Jables ends the show with a Waffle House boozin’ Crime Corner!
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Episode 502 - Does Ezra Miller Have To Choke A B*tch??? Apr 06, 2020

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Ross and Jessie start off the week with Ezra Miller’s viral video of him choking out a girl in a store, the two recap their weekend with their son’s bouncy house party, Ross explains why he almost had to “Ezra Miller” the bouncy house lady, talk about a couple stuck in a perpetual vacation in The Maldives, and Ross ends the show with sporting events to look forward to in the near future.
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Episode 501 - Toosie Slide Tik Tok Apr 03, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss how Rebecca Black turned hot overnight, why children using Tik Tok will soon pledge their allegiance to China, Ross compares bouncy house people to Joe Exotic, try to explain weird sh*t being found in pipes across America, recommend the best documentaries to watch right now, Jables has the craziest crime corner ever with video and, end the show with the breaking news of Bill Withers’ death.
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Episode 500 - Scott Storch Vs Mannie Fresh Apr 02, 2020

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Ross and Jessie celebrate their 500th episode with a special RPR embossed Jameson whiskey, discuss the mania surrounding the Scott Storch vs. Mannie Fresh Beat Battle, the two take a walk down RPR memory lane, talk about how annoying April Fools jokes are, and chat about the acts of kindness being made around the world such as Putin sending masks to the US and Robert Kraft flying his plane to China to pick up 1.2 million N95 masks.
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