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Episode 529 - California Should Be It's Own Country May 13, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss why the saying “Walking my dog on the beach” has a double meaning, Ross predicts turmoil in California amidst the recent news of a 3 month lockdown extension, the two figure out new ways to monetize people’s foot fetishes on Instagram, and Howard Stern’s recent rant towards Trump supporters has his listeners angry.
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Episode 528 - Cuomo In The Streets, Fauci In The Sheets May 12, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie is Cuomo in the streets and Fauci in the sheets, what is going to happen for homeschooling parents if classes don’t return in the fall, Ross fantasises about being able to hit the road and record live from an RV, and the two talk about Disney buying “Hamilton” for $75 million.
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Episode 527 - The Red Lobster Riots May 11, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss the success of Dana White’s UFC 249 event, hundreds of people riot at a Red Lobster in Pennsylvania after closing during operating hours, Barstool Sports’ Dave Portnoy pulls off the biggest troll ever by paying $250k for charity to watch baseball with Roger Goodell, students are wanting their money back after the disappointing experience of Zoom classes, people are masturbating in Ikeas across the world, and Tekashi 6ix9ine released GOOBA that has already allotted 97 million views on Youtube.
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Episode 526 - RIP Souplantation May 08, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss the sad news of Souplantation closing their doors, Megyn Kelly lands an interview with Joe Biden sexual assault accuser Tara Reade, the two go through the unfortunate shooting of Ahmaud Arbery in Brunswick, Georgia, and Robert DeNiro not only wants Governor Cuomo to be President but wants to play him in a movie as well.
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Episode 525 - Earl Thomas And His Brother Seem Fun May 07, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss why the girls who act like bros were lied to, Ross dives into the crazy Earl Thomas orgy story, a manicurist in Kiawah Island calmly says her last words while being eaten by an alligator, the two give their thoughts on Michelle Obama’s new Netflix documentary “Becoming”, a Georgia man needs justice after being shot by police while jogging, and Ross and Jessie define what a HUSBAND/WIFE is.
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Episode 524 - Ruth Bader Ginsburg Still Alive? May 06, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss how rage is keeping Ruth Bader Ginsberg alive, Netflix releases a new Michelle Obama series, Adele’s new looks raises questions about her previous marriage, Elon Musk and Tom Cruise are gearing up to shoot a movie in outer space, Ross shows Jessie a viral video of a monkey on a motorcycle stealing a baby, and Jessie ends the show with Ross’ favorite crime corner involving a runaway 5 year old boy in a stolen car!
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Episode 523 - Cinco De Hold The Mayo May 05, 2020

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Amidst a police chase outside the studio, Ross and Jessie discuss the level of scrutiny on Michael Jordan’s life highlighted in the “Last Dance”, talk about the wonderful Wilmington Chick Fil A employee that has gotten a lot of national praise for his positive attitude, Ross discusses the circumstances in which he would ask to join Joe Rogan for a show, and Jessie highlights how she would like to spend her evening.
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Episode 522 - May The Fourth Be With You May 04, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss why it was weird watching the virtual Kentucky Derby, murder bees are on the loose in the Southern United States, despite what the news tells you, Kim Jong Un is definitely dead, Ross and Jessie discuss movies they grew up on, and Ross feels that things are starting to return back to normal. May the Fourth be with you!
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Episode 521 - Mika Brzezinski Goes All In May 01, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss why seeing celebrities without makeup will ruin your day, Joe Biden is is in even deeper s**t over sexual allegations after his rough interview with Mika Brzezinski, Jessie tells us why career politicians are odd in person, Jessie has a food-inspired quarantine meltdown, Drake’s new mixtape does not dress to impress, and Trevor Noah bashes Elon Musk over his quarantine comments.
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Episode 520 - I'm At The End Of My Queue Apr 30, 2020

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Ross and Jessie discuss why some d**k pics just don’t need to exist, what happens when the two run to the end of their Netflix queues, Hillary Clinton is lurking and she just won’t go away, Jessie wonders how two stand-up comedians stay married, and she ends the show with a “How I Met Your Mother” Crime Corner.
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