Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

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**Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9**

Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.

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308 - Ghostwatch (1992) Feb 10, 2026

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I'm sorry. Did you say "glory hole?"

Approachability: 6/10 (Slow burn haunted house story that has a tense final act)

Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Jump scares; Child sexual assault; Transphobic plot point

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Short Films Playlist for this Friday the 13th

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307 - The Prophecy (1995) Feb 03, 2026

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Angels smell like ham.

Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody but not scary; Fits noir-thriller, not religious-horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Imagery that hints at suicide and

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306 - The Walking Dead (2010) Jan 27, 2026

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What if primetime soap… but with zombies?

Approachability: 5/10 (Smart zombie drama with lots of gore)

Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore; White Supremacy; Domestic Violence; Suicide; Jump scares/Tension

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

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305 - The Swarm (1978) Jan 20, 2026

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What are we even doing?

Approachability: 10/10 (Too silly to be scary)

Content Warnings: Bees; child death

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304 - The Wolf Man (1941) Jan 13, 2026

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So THIS is how werewolf work

Approachability: 9/10 (Pretty mild horror by today's standards)

Content Warnings: Animal death

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303 - Opera (1987) Jan 06, 2026

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That is not at all how anything works.

Approachability: 4/10 (Stylized (i.e. very Italian) and super-violent slasher/thriller)

Content Warnings: Excessive blood/violence; Jump scares; Sexual assault; Animal harm

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302 - Alien (1979) Dec 30, 2025

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You always save the cat

Approachability: 6/10 (Scary more than bloody… except that one scene, of course)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Strobe Effects; Jump scares

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301 - Night of the Bloody Apes (1969) Dec 23, 2025

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Prepare the gorilla!

Approachability: 4/10 (Grotesque & cynical B-movie w/some unintentional hilarity)

Content Warnings: Violent Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Graphic surgery; Blood/gore

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

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300 - Speak No Evil (2022) Dec 16, 2025

Show notes

Don't talk to anyone you meet on vacation

Approachability: 4/10 (Tense & disturbing psych horror)

Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore

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299 - The Mephisto Waltz (1971) Dec 09, 2025

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Lucifer is gonna win the Chopin Competition this year

Aretha Franklin singing "Nessun Dorma"

Approachability: 8/10 (Standard 70s-style Satanic ritual fare)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Child death; Sexual Assault; Incest

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

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