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Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 — Film Reviews
Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.

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148 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Mar 07, 2023

Show notes

Imagine Johnny Depp as a shitty boyfriend

Approachability: 3/10 ( Stylish & scary with a bonus blood geyser )

Content Warnings: Stalking/Slasher deaths; Blood/Gore; Suicide

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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147 - Carnivàle (2003) Feb 28, 2023

Show notes

Gimme that old time religion.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Prestige tv series that is mostly horror adjacent )

Content Warnings: Infant death; Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Child sexual assault; Suicide

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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146 - Hell House (2001) w/Chris Brown Feb 21, 2023

Show notes

God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's?

Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer for Chris' new film Darkest of Lies)

Approachability: 9/10 ( Documentary about fundamentalist Christian haunted house )

Content Warnings: Flippant/campy depictions of: rape, domestic violence, suicide; Homophobia;

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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145 - King Kong (1933) Feb 14, 2023

Show notes

It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast.

Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film)

Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death

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Patreon Live Stream Feb 19: The Happiness of the Katakuris (2002) patreon.com/randomhorror9

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9

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144 - Dark Shadows (2012) Feb 07, 2023

Show notes

I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit.

Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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143 - Blood Feast (1963) Jan 31, 2023

Show notes

Cook like an Egyptian...

Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible)

Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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142 - Possession (1981) Jan 24, 2023

Show notes

Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama

Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish)

Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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141 - Army of Darkness (1993) w/Alex Steed Jan 17, 2023

Show notes

"Hail to the king, baby"

Special Guest: Alex Steed

Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements)

Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons

Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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140 - Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) w/Dan McCoy Jan 13, 2023

Show notes

We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter.

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.)

Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares

Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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139 - Chopping Mall (1986) Jan 10, 2023

Show notes

If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works.

Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes

Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Friday the 13th Bonus Episode

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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)

Editing: Grant Stewart

Logo: David Baldwin

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Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9

We are part of Night Vale Presents

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