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11: Mid Week Freak Treat: Malibu Dan the Family Man: Episode 4: Beauty is in the eye of the Beholden
Mar 25, 2021
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A cavalcade of guest stars! Victoria Jackson, Robin Givens, Eric Estrada (who definitely would NOT drug a woman). We give you so much bang for your buck this episode. You might be asking... Who invented ice cube trays? Who invented single use bags of ice? Was there anyone more famous than Bill Cosby in the 80's? Why would someone put a dart board behind a plant? We answer ALL of those questions AND MORE! You're welcome. Still waiting on that sponsorship Pureflix... Also Jonny has requested i put this in here again so for the last time, Eric Estrada is NOT the kind of guy who would drug a woman. That's a true fact. He would NOT do it!
10: Episode 6: The Mighty Macs
Mar 23, 2021
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MacsMacsMacsMACSMACSMACSMACS GOOOOOOOO MIGHTY MACS! This week we're talking the Carla Guigino classic "The Mighty Macs". When Cathy Rush is arrested for drunk driving she is sentenced to 100 hours of community service, coaching a college women's basketball team. "Let's get 2 things straight, I hate basketball and I don't like women" she says. But after meeting the colourful cast of lovable ruffians, her heart melts and she coaches the team to victory over the champs, The Golden Hawks coached by HER former coach. "Losing to the Macs? That's a new Hawks record". Only some of that description is wrong! Be sure to listen to the end and beyond because this episode is like boiling a frog. It starts off pretty standard for the Pure Boys but goes completely off the rails by the end. And there's a real treat post credits for you all. We love you! Hit us up at pureboyspod@gmail.com and @pureboyspod on Twitter... but only if you're David A.R. White or Pureflix offering us a sponsorship or a show of our own. And be sure to head to Apple Podcasts and give us a 5 star rating/review. We love you!
9: Mid Week Freak Treat: Malibu Dan the Family Man: Episode 3: FILTHY POOR
Mar 18, 2021
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Certified hunk Antonio Sabato Jr guest stars in this episode as Kate's ex boyfriend Frane. Don't worry, they recognize that Frane is a dumb name in the episode too. Frane and Zane... hopefully that means there's room for a certain Dane to show up too! We FINALLY get to meet Dan and Kate's daughter Emily as well. Zach is not impressed with how she treats the furniture but overall it's a good introduction. Did we mention how much of a hunk Antonio Sabato Jr is? However, the biggest question this episode raises and maybe the most important question ever asked is... WHO IS SLITHERACHI? WILL WE EVER GET TO SEE HIM PLAY THE PIANO? WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HIM CALLED "BEHIND THE COBRALABRA"? #slitherachi2012 #freeslitherachi #certifiedhunk
8: Episode 5: Like a Country Song
Mar 16, 2021
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My dog is dead, my wife ran away with my dog, my truck is my dog, my life is turning out LIKE A COUNTRY SONG! The Pure Boys put the "try" in Country this week by watching "Like a Country Song". Billy Ray Cyrus takes his drunk a$$ to the old town road and aches and breaks his heart because he killed his daughter. His son Jake is also a country singer and a drunk and a bit of a diva to be honest. Jake acts a fool this whole movie and totally clowns Becca (his ex even though they only dated for 3 months). Blah blah blah you know the drill, he fricks around and finds out that life ain't worth living unless you're living for the lord. For more information refer to Matthew 11:28 "Don't frick your son. Your sexy sexy son. I just don't think you'd understand. Cause if you frick your son. Your sexy sexy son. You might find out that you like men... also don't worry about the OTHER implications. Can't nobody tell me nothing!" We love you. Pureflix where's that sponsorship?
7: Mid Week Freak Treat: Malibu Dan the Family Man: Episode 2: KARL is dead
Mar 11, 2021
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Karl is dead. Long live Karl. Dude broke his neck figure skating. Thats horrific! Episode 2 of Malibu Dan the Family Man is a real treat. Full to the brim with "Boomer Hoomer" and some frail masculinity. Kate is doing Dan's chores, that makes Dan feel pretty insecure but come on man... you locked down a dime! You're a total stud! Also there's a B plot. Gosh we love this show and we love David A.R. White. We love you
6: Pure Boys Watch: AMERIGEDDON: A Pure Boys Special
Mar 10, 2021
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THIS COULD REALLY HAPPEN! AMERICA BABY Join hosts Jonothon "Ebony Dink" Toylor Toylor and Zachariah "The Goldmember Grandma" Thai Bryant as they discuss the stark warnings contained in Amerigeddon. When the US is plunged into chaos by an EMP blast coordinated by the filthy U.N, one man (Curves founder Gary Heavin) must fly the frick out of his helicopter to restore order and peace. This movie isn't religious but it does put the Buck in Buck Wild so we figured it was worth a watch. That's why its a special and not a regular episode. Da Doi! “Our story… may never be recorded in the anals of history and our history is now nothing but fond memories of a once great nation. A nation founded by a legion of patriots with a scroll of simple principles. A nation bought and paid for by heroes that were willing to fight and die for her. We are not willing to die for a puppet government run by Demonic Elite. Jefferson was right. The tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of tyrants and patriots. It may not have been our choice but WE ARE THE NEW PATRIOTS” Get your ears fixed Gary. We love you. America Baby!
5: Episode 4: Mission Air
Mar 09, 2021
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Suck your dink and fly!!! Mission Air is the story of one families decision to constantly break the law in order to help others. Then when they need the law the most, they totally ignore it too. Frick'em. Zach has a tough time with this movie because it stunk and barely had enough God stuff. There is one banger of a line and you'll know it when you hear it! And we've decided to tighten this fricker up because 2 hours of rambling is 2 Much! We love you. Frick you! Hit us up at pureboyspod@gmail.com and on twitter @pureboyspod
4: Mid Week Freak Treat: Malibu Dan the Family Man Episode 1: Millennial Me
Mar 04, 2021
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The show nobody asked for. Our mid week freak treat to you. Malibu Dan the Family Man is a Pure Flix original series about Malibu Dan the Family Man.
3: Episode 3: Heavenly Deposit
Mar 02, 2021
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Join us as we look at the 2019 classic "Heavenly Deposit". Peter Ranos is an IDIOT LOSER whose life is falling apart mostly due to the terrible choices he makes. Like, what kind of IDIOT goes on U.I. to pursue his dreams of being an actor at 45 in the middle of the biggest recession since the 1930's? IDIOT! Him and his jabroni wife need to raise 12k to pay the bank so they don't lose their house. Peter sells literally everything he owns in order to raise the money (often getting underpaid because he's an IDIOT LOSER and doesn't know how to negotiate). Then in the last 5 minutes he gives it all up for God and things work out somehow. The weird thing is that it's portrayed as though God made all these good things happen when in reality they were just the end result of all the hustling panicked scrambling Peter did before turning his life over to God. Whatever, Praise Be! They say our catchphrase "Let's Go Let's God!" so thats pretty dope. Also Frank D'Angelo alumni John Savage is in this so that was a heavenly deposit of its own. We love you!
2: Episode 2: A Matter of Faith
Feb 23, 2021
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Creationism vs Evolution. Whoever wins, We lose. We're talking about the 2014 classic "A Matter of Faith". Movies like this are the reason we started this dang podcast to begin with. Watch as a young girl heads off to college and her ideas on the origin of life and life itself are challenged by a well meaning biology professor. Simply because he follows the curriculum and teaches evolution WITHOUT mentioning creationism, he's labeled dangerous and is the villain on this movie. It all comes down to the most anticlimactic "debate" in movie history. You'll laugh, you'll cry (if people talking about Jesus does that kind of thing to you), you'll question whether your mom looks like an ape!
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